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How To Use Planetcrap, Lesson #6: The Archives Page
September 26th 2004, 06:26 CEST by BobJustBob

Instead of bookmarking the main page, bookmark the archives page. This completes the lesson.
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#1 by Caryn
2004-09-26 06:29:09
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
Haha, I just voted no.

"It's a game.  Let them put a packet of sugar in the tea, let them decorate the walls a little, and for god's sake sit on this cushion.  It won't kill you." - Hugin
#2 by Hugin
2004-09-26 06:34:56
lmccain@nber.org
Why?
#3 by lwf
2004-09-26 06:50:49
This is a great example of why George Bush is going to win again.

Nothing I do is my fault.
#4 by Matt Perkins
2004-09-26 07:11:20
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I voted no too...  I demand a recount!


Oh wait, you say the voted are tallied by computer and kept in a database so a recount is just looking at whatever the computers think are right again?  Hmmm...  it's good to know computer no longer make errors.

"She told me to tell you to quit being such an anal-retentive pussy."- Ergo
#5 by Squeaky
2004-09-26 07:48:12
Of course, the archives are irrelevant with OpenCrap.

Quit your bitching, fucknut.
Return of the DVDs
#6 by Dumdeedum
2004-09-26 08:13:51
http://www.dumdeedum.com
I also voted no, especially since we were short changed by at least five lessons.  I want a recount AND my money back.

#7 by Dan
2004-09-26 08:36:50
dan@froglord.com
I voted yes.  The bar gets set lower with each and every topic.
#8 by G-Man
2004-09-26 08:51:47
According to Bob, topics don't need points, just atmosphere.
#9 by lwf
2004-09-26 10:13:27
Computers don't make errors, what they do they do on purpose.

Nothing I do is my fault.
#10 by Ashiran
2004-09-26 10:47:40
I voted yes just so I could tell Bob that his topic sucks.

Revolution time.
#11 by Ashiran
2004-09-26 10:47:49
Bob, your topic sucks.

Revolution time.
#12 by gaggle
2004-09-26 11:30:47
Bob, your lesson sucks.

Twinkie Denial Condition devotee
#13 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2004-09-26 13:48:25
deathkillerint@hotmail.com
i thought it was pretty informative and i look forward to the next installment
#14 by m0nty
2004-09-26 15:02:38
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
This topic should be about how much of an asshole G-Man was by posting last post everywhere.
#15 by jafd
2004-09-26 15:18:09
At least you people who are all up in arms over how the front page looks or how the unread archive works, have an option. It might be tedious but you can clean out the unread posts and make everything perfect again.

I have no options for automation. I have to /ignore known idiots manually, every single time. That hurts me, deep down.

"If the right one won't get you, the left one will."
#16 by The_Joker
2004-09-26 15:41:21
http://www.jackinworld.com
You must be having a hard time ignoring yourself.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
The American government and its supporters suck cock. See Fahrenheit 9/11 and discover the truth.
#17 by jafd
2004-09-26 15:45:11
See, there's a fine example. I can get OC to remove whatever imbecilic text that idiot posts from my sight, but I cannot get it to remove the post's existence.

My pirate dances the dance of LIES.

"If the right one won't get you, the left one will."
#18 by The_Joker
2004-09-26 16:05:28
http://www.jackinworld.com
And here's another example for ya.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
The American government and its supporters suck cock. See Fahrenheit 9/11 and discover the truth.
#19 by BobJustBob
2004-09-26 16:49:16
Hooray! Take that, new sports thread!

Dood.
#20 by Hugin
2004-09-26 16:55:49
lmccain@nber.org
Interesting (longish) piece on Al Gore in the New Yorker.
#21 by jafd
2004-09-26 18:02:58
That was more interesting than it was long. And it was really long.

"If the right one won't get you, the left one will."
#22 by Sgt Hulka
2004-09-26 18:17:45
Darling I don't know why I ate your Ice Cream.

R E V O L U T I O N    C A L L I N G
#23 by Eric T. Cheng
2004-09-26 18:25:01
erictcheng@hotmail.com
What's the point of using the archives if noone really bothers to stay on topic? The longest threads that stayed on topic were the ones for the Matrix sequels and the X-Men 2 movie.

Kilt Wearing Pixel Pushing Monkey Boy
DVD Collection
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#24 by Squeaky
2004-09-26 18:28:45
This topic was written in response to the yet another sports thread that was sitting in the bin. Bob is saying that by using the archives, you would only ever need one sports topic.



As a side note, if there were only one sports thread, it would be somewhere just over 6000 posts, almost enough to overtake that... other thread.

Quit your bitching, fucknut.
Return of the DVDs
#25 by jjohnsen
2004-09-26 18:31:42
http://www.johnsenclan.com
jafd
I have no options for automation. I have to /ignore known idiots manually, every single time. That hurts me, deep down.

joker
You must be having a hard time ignoring yourself.


i ain't got no love for the east cost
but i do love eatin butter with my toast
-DKI(ID
#26 by jafd
2004-09-26 18:38:06
That doesn't even make sense.

"If the right one won't get you, the left one will."
#27 by Eric T. Cheng
2004-09-26 18:57:00
erictcheng@hotmail.com
#planetcrap still down?

Kilt Wearing Pixel Pushing Monkey Boy
DVD Collection
GameGossip.com
#28 by jafd
2004-09-26 19:04:47
irc.chromag.net

"If the right one won't get you, the left one will."
#29 by Hugin
2004-09-26 19:07:37
lmccain@nber.org
Boy, Michael Savage is an idiot.
#30 by jafd
2004-09-26 19:17:41
I'd actually never heard of him before. I just went to his website, and found this in his bio:

Savage created the phrase "Compassionate Conservative" in 1994.

It bewilders me that anyone could think that is something to be proud of.

"If the right one won't get you, the left one will."
#31 by The_Joker
2004-09-27 00:15:41
http://www.jackinworld.com
[utl=http://www.onzin.nl/3991/pictures/Euro-vervalsing.jpg]this is for all you euro fucks[/url]

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
The American government and its supporters suck cock. See Fahrenheit 9/11 and discover the truth.
#32 by The_Joker
2004-09-27 00:16:41
http://www.jackinworld.com
this is for all you euro fucks

wow, my first [urk!

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
The American government and its supporters suck cock. See Fahrenheit 9/11 and discover the truth.
#33 by Dethstryk
2004-09-27 02:02:14
jemartin@tcainternet.com
I know I've been gone all weekend and this is random, but if any of you in California have any advice whatsoever on how I can relocate to the Fresno/Clovis area, I'm all ears. I'm thinking about going that route with my life again, and I'm trying to work out any potential jobs I can get there now.
#34 by lwf
2004-09-27 02:06:46
What the fuck dude, she's a cokehead.

Nothing I do is my fault.
#35 by yotsuya
2004-09-27 02:31:47
Deth-

Are you totally ruling out that college job? It seemed like a good deal.

All is right with the world, as long as you're gettin' some.
 -LittleWood
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#36 by Dethstryk
2004-09-27 02:34:27
jemartin@tcainternet.com
Yot -

I'm not totally ruling out the college job, the only reason I'm considering it is because it's a good opportunity. The only problem is that it's not anywhere close to what I've wanted to do with my life.
#37 by gaggle
2004-09-27 02:41:35
Whatever you decide we're all behind you.

Don't drop the soap.

Twinkie Denial Condition devotee
#38 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2004-09-27 02:45:10
deathkillerint@hotmail.com
hey deth u wanna start a tekkkno band with me we'll cakl ourselves tHe de(a)tH kiDz and we'll wear red touques with a skull and crossbones on the front and it'll be pulled down to our eyes and whenever someone takes our picture we'll always be standing with our backs touching and our arms crossed looking at the camera
#39 by Anus and Andy
2004-09-27 05:09:51
JibbleIsGay@yahoo.co.uk
So what if I'm masterbating?  Go on..
#40 by Dethstryk
2004-09-27 05:10:42
jemartin@tcainternet.com
dk - yes
#41 by Squeaky
2004-09-27 08:45:01
Jeet, you're famous!

Quit your bitching, fucknut.
Return of the DVDs
#42 by bago
2004-09-27 09:31:29
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
de(a)tH kiDz make ya JUMP JUMP!

By the way, if signatures weren't for perverts, I'd totally sig this.
#43 by Wheelie
2004-09-27 11:52:30
...

Love care happiness
#44 by Gunp01nt
2004-09-27 11:54:01
supersimon33@hotmail.com
#32 Joker

So tell me... when you posted that, did you picture us thanking you for bringing us this unique high-point in comedy?

NEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW HERE COMES THE PLANE!
-Jibble
#45 by UncleJeet
2004-09-27 16:10:13
I was born famous.  Also, chris is the only other person alive that enjoyed Nocturne, God bless him.

Also, I've been watching the Star Wars DVD's and DAMMIT - the lightsabers in A New Hope STILL look like ASS.  This wouldn't irk me so much if we weren't subjected to cg Jabba who still looks like ass.  Why work on inserting craptastical crap instead of fixing the little nagging problems like the horrid lightsabers?  WHY?

no, No, NO!
#46 by UncleJeet
2004-09-27 16:12:01
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go dance around with a stick in front of a videocamera.

no, No, NO!
#47 by BobJustBob
2004-09-27 16:22:05
Did he at least fix the fight between Luke and the rancor?

Dood.
#48 by UncleJeet
2004-09-27 16:24:17
Yeah, that looks a lot better now.  Some things were fixed up nicely, but other things were just left completely alone, like the aforementioned new hope lightsabers.

no, No, NO!
#49 by Greg
2004-09-27 16:47:21
#17 jafd

I hate hate hate OpenCrap, but I can't stop using it.

I fixed your quote.

こんにちは
#50 by jafd
2004-09-27 17:34:49
That doesn't even make sense.

"If the right one won't get you, the left one will."
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