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EA FUCKS THE ULTIMA ONLINE FRANCHISE UP THE ASS!
July 16th 2004, 17:56 CEST by Morn

Seriously. What the fuck?
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#1 by Ashiran
2004-07-16 17:57:21
I thought you got over this kind of stuff morn.

Killing someone with a happy sparrow.
#2 by LPMiller
2004-07-16 17:57:34
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
Morn, you keep posting, people will think you actually own the site or something.

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#3 by Morn
2004-07-16 17:59:13
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
MORN FUCKS THE PLANETCRAP FRANCHISE UP THE ASS!

Who runs this place?!
#4 by Morn
2004-07-16 17:59:16
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
:P

Who runs this place?!
#5 by Ashiran
2004-07-16 18:00:09
Really morn, who is going to believe you still have a stiffy for Ultima Online?

Killing someone with a happy sparrow.
#6 by Jibble
2004-07-16 18:00:30
How dare you, sir!

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#7 by Charles
2004-07-16 18:02:52
www.bluh.org
First they can UXO, then they do bad things to...  a game I stopped caring about years ago.

Oh.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."
#8 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:03:03
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
I used to have one. For UXO. They killed UXO. To focus their efforts on expanding UO. With crap like this.

COCKASS!

Who runs this place?!
#9 by Ashiran
2004-07-16 18:03:35
YOU ARE AN UO WHORE!

Killing someone with a happy sparrow.
#10 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:04:38
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
AM NOT!

Who runs this place?!
#11 by m0nty
2004-07-16 18:05:14
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Morn's all about the assfucking. Witness the evidence held by LOSE:

<m0nty> !quote nebula
<LOSE> (#137) <morn> That is why I'm working on Nebula! TO FUCK YOU ALL UP YOUR ASSES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (1 match(es), latest first)
#12 by Morn
2004-07-16 18:06:31
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
AM NOT!!!

Who runs this place?!
#13 by Jibble
2004-07-16 18:06:38
When are you fucks going to learn that the IRC channel and the web site are two separate places?

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#14 by jjohnsen
2004-07-16 18:08:06
http://www.johnsenclan.com
How can ninjas actually be bad in any game?

Owner of the Planetcrap FFL team, the Utah Teen Brides.
#15 by Chunkstyle
2004-07-16 18:20:40
The problem is, people keep playing UO.  If we could just get the idiots to quit, maybe EA would develop something else.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#16 by Penguinx
2004-07-16 18:35:23
I am into Akira Kurosawa as much as the next nerd, but Samurai Ultima Online? Aggh! Heapin' piles 'o rooster shit, people.

"We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. This is a truth which still fills me with astonishment." - Richard Dawkins
#17 by Foodbunny
2004-07-16 18:39:08
foodbunny@attbi.com http://www.foodbunny.com
I was wondering which MMO would be the first to really reach out to the "white kids who want to be Japanese" demographic.  This clearly beats the competition.

Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.
#18 by E-ph0nk
2004-07-16 18:40:03
http://www.electrophonk.be
Nobody who'll care and/or notice, but i'm off for a week & a half to "10daysoff", a  - duh - ten day long electronic music festival (one of the largest in europe).
I'll also be visiting the blue note jazz festival during the day (parliament/funkadelic are one of the bands who will perform).

Have fun & don't post too much, I'd like to keep up when I'm back. ; )

#19 by Penguinx
2004-07-16 18:43:05
Ph0nk, have a good time... Also, you into Chiptunes at all?

"We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. This is a truth which still fills me with astonishment." - Richard Dawkins
#20 by E-ph0nk
2004-07-16 18:47:24
http://www.electrophonk.be
I used to in the mid-90's.  Used fast tracker II, and was in the european "demo scene" making songs for demo's for a short while, using another alias (amens).

#21 by Jibble
2004-07-16 18:50:43
#18 E-ph0nk
Nobody who'll care and/or notice, but i'm off for a week & a half to "10daysoff", a  - duh - ten day long electronic music festival (one of the largest in europe).
I'll also be visiting the blue note jazz festival during the day (parliament/funkadelic are one of the bands who will perform).

Have fun & don't post too much, I'd like to keep up when I'm back. ; )

Bring back mp3s!

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#22 by E-ph0nk
2004-07-16 18:54:33
http://www.electrophonk.be
Normally, they record some of the sets.. I'll see if I find some posted when I'm back & i'll link the best ones.

Off I go!

#23 by BobJustBob
2004-07-16 19:13:46
Morn - because of the sudden preponderance of ass-fucking topics, I am motivated to donate to PC. Expect $40 within a few days.

Dood.
#24 by m0nty
2004-07-16 19:15:47
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
PlanetCrap: where you get more assfucking per dollar!
#25 by Gunp01nt
2004-07-16 19:46:18
supersimon33@hotmail.com
#18 E-ph0nk
Nobody who'll care and/or notice, but i'm off for a week & a half to "10daysoff", a  - duh - ten day long electronic music festival (one of the largest in europe).
I'll also be visiting the blue note jazz festival during the day (parliament/funkadelic are one of the bands who will perform).

Have fun & don't post too much, I'd like to keep up when I'm back. ; )


Sometimes I really hate the fact that my friends are only into trance. I would've LOVED to see Miss Kittin, T.Raumschmiere, Alden Tyrell, Technasia, Laurent Garnier, Freestylers, Dave Clarke... god I'm missing out on so much.

I want a horse that ribbits and a frog that neighs... oink oink oink
#26 by lwf
2004-07-16 20:06:19
What a terrible idea. EOD. Stupid.

As usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight.
#27 by Penguinx
2004-07-16 20:07:29
Speaking of terrible ideas...

"We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. This is a truth which still fills me with astonishment." - Richard Dawkins
#28 by Penguinx
2004-07-16 20:09:10
This screenshot in particular looks like death shit in tupperware, warmed it up in a satanic microwave powered by the souls of the damned, and served it in sushi.

"We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. This is a truth which still fills me with astonishment." - Richard Dawkins
#29 by lwf
2004-07-16 20:09:27
Actually, it looks pretty good.

As usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight.
#30 by Penguinx
2004-07-16 20:26:06
Maybe I am getting jaded in my old age, but I remain unimpressed. It looks nice, yes, but it's got no soul to it. Where's the oomph? That screenshot looks like a manequin with a bad wig.

"We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. This is a truth which still fills me with astonishment." - Richard Dawkins
#31 by MCorleone
2004-07-16 20:30:25
Saw Raumschmiere last year in Montreal after Coil.  Phenomenal concert.  The guy in between them sucked but Raum kicked much ass.

Kissing a teeny tiny woman gives me a terrible case of "giant face" syndrome, where I feel like my head is this rogue satellite about to crash into them.  -Hugin
#32 by BobJustBob
2004-07-16 20:46:59
The topic in the bin really should be "SPORTS FUCKS PLANETCRAP UP THE ASS!"

More accurate.

Dood.
#33 by Hugin
2004-07-16 20:52:15
lmccain@nber.org
A Million Brothers (Blah Blah Blah) is one of my favorite songs right now.  Sadly, I haven't quite liked anything else by Monkeytribe or Raumschmiere as much.
#34 by yotsuya
2004-07-16 21:03:42
WHAAA! WHAA! GUYS WHO LIKE SPORTS ARE BULLIES WHO TOOK MY LUNCH MONEY!

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#35 by Jibble
2004-07-16 21:08:52
Hey, pipe down, jocko.  Scars haven't healed yet, man.

Although I may not agree with what you have to say, I will defend to the death my right to publicly humiliate you for saying it.
#36 by Ashiran
2004-07-16 21:28:15
I never paid for lunch in my life.

Killing someone with a happy sparrow.
#37 by LPMiller
2004-07-16 21:32:49
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
FIXED.

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#38 by gaggle
2004-07-16 23:05:54
Does that Vice screenshot really look good? I think it's fucking ugly, the character, the interface, the background, but I've been getting some strange reactions from my friends the past months when I comment on games (example: KoTOR wobbles between ugly, horrible, and slightly nice, whereas Neverwinter Nights is pretty all day long). If that Vice screenshot is good looking I'll have to assume I'm going insane.

superman flying in the movies is a plot hole because there isn't any reasonable method of propulsion
#39 by gaggle
2004-07-16 23:10:33
Also: I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THIS THREAD! Help help I'm being oppressed!

..though we're finally rid of any sportsthreads. That feels pretty good.

superman flying in the movies is a plot hole because there isn't any reasonable method of propulsion
#40 by lwf
2004-07-16 23:10:36
I'm sorry, I accidentally was sarcastic. I was referring to the guy in the .gif "lookin' good there chief".

As usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight.
#41 by yotsuya
2004-07-16 23:11:42
..though we're finally rid of any sportsthreads. That feels pretty good.


WHAAA! WHAA! GUYS WHO LIKE SPORTS ARE BULLIES WHO TOOK AWAY THE GIRL I LIKED BUT NEVER HAD ENOUGH NERVE TO APPROACH!

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#42 by lwf
2004-07-16 23:11:57
You guys are seeing the hiphopjewels.com and BLING BLING ads on the front page, right? What the fuck.

As usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight.
#43 by lwf
2004-07-16 23:12:41
Oh probably because of post-it's topic. Nevermind.

As usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight.
#44 by gaggle
2004-07-16 23:13:54
Shit, I failed my saving throw? *falls into sarchasm and is promptly devoured by a grue*

superman flying in the movies is a plot hole because there isn't any reasonable method of propulsion
#45 by Ashiran
2004-07-16 23:14:34
Do you have some past traumatic events you wish to tell us about, yotsuya?

Killing someone with a happy sparrow.
#46 by gaggle
2004-07-16 23:14:43
#41
Mom?!

superman flying in the movies is a plot hole because there isn't any reasonable method of propulsion
#47 by yotsuya
2004-07-16 23:16:22
No, I'm just trying to show the "Oh no, sports!" haters what they sound like.

I mean, c'mon. You didn't see anybody going "Oh hell yeah, the Matrix thread is finally gone! Praise Allah!" did you?

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#48 by Ashiran
2004-07-16 23:18:30
I mean, c'mon. You didn't see anybody going "Oh hell yeah, the Matrix thread is finally gone! Praise Allah!" did you?

I wouldn't be suprised if someone actually did say something along that line.

Killing someone with a happy sparrow.
#49 by yotsuya
2004-07-16 23:19:21
Mentally, maybe.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#50 by Grue
2004-07-16 23:21:04
#44 gaggle
Shit, I failed my saving throw? *falls into sarchasm and is promptly devoured by a grue*

Sorry pal, no dice.  I had to go vegetarian after my doctor warned me about eating too much fatty meat.
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