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The New, Improved, Better-Than-Ever PC Sports Thread
April 21st 2004, 14:58 CEST by BobJustBob

The old sports thread is too long. It's becoming a threat to older, longer, more established threads. Time for a new one. Enjoy.


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#1 by Eyegore
2004-04-21 15:05:59
http://home.cfl.rr.com/eyegore/gallery.htm
Booo!
#2 by Anonymous
2004-04-21 15:34:34
You mean: Nooo!
#3 by E-ph0nk
2004-04-21 15:36:40
http://www.electrophonk.be
gay

#4 by BobJustBob
2004-04-21 15:38:57
Yay me! And yay sports! And yay Mickelson!

And now I leave this thread, to never return.

Dood.
#5 by Gunp01nt
2004-04-21 16:05:44
supersimon33@hotmail.com
ha ha! the Game Illuminati thread will rule forever! Or something.

I want a horse that ribbits and a frog that neighs... oink oink oink
#6 by LPMiller
2004-04-21 16:05:49
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!

Patriots don't need grammar or spellings for rid the world and tyranny. - Leslie Nassar, 3/28/2004
#7 by UncleJeet
2004-04-21 16:23:51
I got your sport right here.

I'm fighting terrorism by playing violent video games!
#8 by Charles
2004-04-21 16:49:23
www.bluh.org
Fuck the leafs, fuck hockey, and fuck hockey fans.  

There's my input for a sports thread.  Also, if you are one of those assholes who gets out of a game and then drives around the city honking?  Your life is forfeit.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."
#9 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 16:55:35
Oh, Charles. I hope the Leafs win the Stanley Cup, just for you, buddy.

Man, what DO some of you guys get passionate about?

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#10 by Warren Marshall
2004-04-21 16:57:06
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
#9 yotsuya
Oh, Charles. I hope the Leafs win the Stanley Cup, just for you, buddy.

Man, what DO some of you guys get passionate about?

Not to start yet another "sports suck" thread, but driving around the city honking your car horn because a bunch of people that you were watching play a game won?

Die.

"Cheap Garbage Disposal Canít Handle Femur"
#11 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 16:57:08
Oh, BTW, those of you who voted yes on this thread, Allah will reward you with 70 virgins in paradise. W00t!

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#12 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 16:57:47
Hey, when I finally get around to beating Xan, I plan to do the same thing.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#13 by jjz
2004-04-21 17:01:02
So, how about that George Bush?
#14 by TheTrunkDr.
2004-04-21 17:03:09
Fuck the leafs

I concur!

I kid cause I care.
#15 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 17:03:22
Wrong thread.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#16 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 17:15:04
MEMO

TO: All National League Pitchers
FROM: yotsuya
DATE: April 21, 2004
RE: Barry Bonds

WILL YOU GUYS PLEASE THROW THE BALL DIFFERENTLY SO THAT BARRY CANNOT HIT IT? Thank you.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#17 by jjz
2004-04-21 17:16:56
I kid of course, we need a third party candidate in office, everyone should vote for Ralph Nader.
#18 by Charles
2004-04-21 17:17:01
www.bluh.org
You didn't cheer hard enought TrunkDr.  Now I have to live with stupid fucks honking nonstop for another bunch of stupid games.

Those dumb fuckers were STILL honking and chearing at 2 motherfucking AM.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."
#19 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 17:18:53
Maybe they shouldn't win the Cup. I'd hate to read about Charles in a clock tower with a gun because some people were loudly happy.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#20 by Greg
2004-04-21 17:18:54
No, the Flyers will win, and your pain will cease.

-DKI(ID
#21 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 17:21:58
Greg-

I'd like to see Roenick get a ring, so I'm alright with that.

Question for you Canadian hockey fans- I know hockey is your national pasttime. I'm curious, if a Canadian team is in the final, do you root for that team because you want to see the Cup in Canada? Just wonderin'.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#22 by Greg
2004-04-21 17:25:20
Heh, sure, I'd like to see the Flyers win the cup too, but they play Toronto next round. Rooting for the Flyers to win is in his best interest right now.

-DKI(ID
#23 by Warren Marshall
2004-04-21 17:26:04
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
#19 yotsuya
Maybe they shouldn't win the Cup. I'd hate to read about Charles in a clock tower with a gun because some people were loudly happy.

I get happy about things too.  Difference is, I don't disturb other people over them.

"Cheap Garbage Disposal Canít Handle Femur"
#24 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 17:26:29
Apparently, Charles doesn't root for anything.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#25 by UncleJeet
2004-04-21 17:27:03
I'm waiting for Curling to catch on before I latch passionately onto a sport.

I'm fighting terrorism by playing violent video games!
#26 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 17:27:31
Curling? Here's a broom, Jeet, start sweeping.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#27 by Jibble
2004-04-21 17:29:38
Curling is a man's game.  No room for you, Jeet.

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com
#28 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 17:29:50
Heh.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#29 by UncleJeet
2004-04-21 17:35:20
Curling is a man's game.  No room for you, Jeet.


Married only minutes, and already the wife has you convinced that sweeping is manly.  Be strong!

I'm fighting terrorism by playing violent video games!
#30 by Charles
2004-04-21 17:38:40
www.bluh.org
Maybe they shouldn't win the Cup. I'd hate to read about Charles in a clock tower with a gun because some people were loudly happy.


Actually, at this point I'm hoping that they end up in game 7 for the cup... then lose.  At home.  Because int he rioting that follows, I can go outside and beat the living shit out of as many hockey fans as I want.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."
#31 by Ergo
2004-04-21 17:43:48
I can go outside and beat the living shit out of as many hockey fans as I want.

I can't really picture this.

Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos!
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#32 by Jibble
2004-04-21 17:45:12
Picture him with a baseball bat, wearing seventeen layers of clothing, and crying in a city alley somewhere.

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com
#33 by The_Joker
2004-04-21 17:46:24
http://www.jackinworld.com
I see the sportsfucks have won the battle.


But not the war.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
#34 by Warren Marshall
2004-04-21 17:47:43
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
#31 Ergo
I can go outside and beat the living shit out of as many hockey fans as I want.

I can't really picture this.

Picture them as teenagers.

"Cheap Garbage Disposal Canít Handle Femur"
#35 by The_Joker
2004-04-21 17:48:47
http://www.jackinworld.com
I guess we have to thank Gabe for this, too.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
#36 by yotsuya
2004-04-21 17:52:53
WAH WAH WAH! SPORTS IS BAD! WAH WAH! LET'S TALK ABOUT MY DICK!

Sheesh.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
The NEW Official PCMLB League Page
#37 by Ergo
2004-04-21 18:08:24
#34 Warren Marshall
#31 Ergo
I can go outside and beat the living shit out of as many hockey fans as I want.

I can't really picture this.

Picture them as teenagers.

If they're extremely small teenagers, then maybe.

Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos!
DVDs
#38 by Warren Marshall
2004-04-21 18:32:27
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Pretend they were talking at a movie.  NOW it's on.

"Cheap Garbage Disposal Canít Handle Femur"
#39 by Ergo
2004-04-21 18:37:27
Ah, ok.

Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos!
DVDs
#40 by Trunks
2004-04-21 18:41:57
Scoring update:

Boston Sox 5
Portland 4

Victoria 8
Phoenix Profs 1

San Francisco 2
Boston Doodz 5

Chicago 6
Phoenix Jafds 4

Syracuse 5
Los Angeles 4

Everytown 7
Utah 1

Philly 2
Milwaukee 5

"Whether he likes it or not, a man's character is stripped bare at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life."
-Anthony Holden
#41 by chris
2004-04-21 18:42:38
cwb@shaithis.com http://www.cerebraldebris.com
MEMO

TO: All National League Pitchers
FROM: chris
DATE: April 21, 2004
RE: Barry Bonds

DISREGARD ALL MEMOS FROM YOTSUYA. THANK YOU.

-chris
#42 by Shadarr
2004-04-21 18:44:33
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Charles,

The further the Leafs go in the playoffs, the more interest rates will go up next year.  So suck it up for the good of my savings account you whiner.
#43 by The_Joker
2004-04-21 18:54:42
http://www.jackinworld.com
MEMO

TO: All Sportsfucks
FROM: Joker
DATE: April 21, 2004
RE: Sportsthread

FUCK YOU ALL

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
#44 by Darkseid-D
2004-04-21 19:04:19
rogerboal@hotmail.com
Memo

To: Joker
From : People who might give a fuck
Date : April 21st 2004
Re: Sportsthread

If you dont like sports threads, DONT FUCKING OPEN IT, even you should be able to grasp that concept.

Oh, sorry, I forgot.

*ahem* Go stick your wangzor in JAFD, KThxBye kekekekeeke ^.^

Do not go gently into that good night.
Old age should burn and rage at the close of day.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
#45 by Gunp01nt
2004-04-21 19:25:37
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Well, fuck. This is the third time Opencrap goes crappy and fucks up the thread list. This is also the third time that I post this on PC, as an RFA to Gabe, and this will be the third time he won't reply.

Thanks Gabe!

I want a horse that ribbits and a frog that neighs... oink oink oink
#46 by Jibble
2004-04-21 19:28:18
Having some problems with your scriptydoo?

Delete the cache and refresh it.

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com
#47 by Gunp01nt
2004-04-21 19:30:00
supersimon33@hotmail.com
No, it did that before resp. about 4 and 8 months ago. Besides, I copy any XML file I use for futzing with my Crapsearch index to my inetpub folder.

I want a horse that ribbits and a frog that neighs... oink oink oink
#48 by Hugin
2004-04-21 19:35:51
lmccain@nber.org
As they say in the geek 'hood: Web Interface 4 EVA
#49 by jjz
2004-04-21 19:37:02
Or, "I don't know how to make a shortcut to the archive page".
#50 by Hugin
2004-04-21 19:38:39
lmccain@nber.org
There's a huge difference between things I don't wish to do, and things that can't be done because they're broken.
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