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January 8th 2004, 17:43 CET by Morn

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#1 by Jibble
2004-01-08 17:43:59
What?

Sometimes when I'm in a difficult situation I ask, "What Would Jesus Do?"  And always a little voice inside me answers, "Well, he probably wouldn't try to cram *another* corpse into the crawl-space, moron."
#2 by Jibble
2004-01-08 17:44:34
Mooing...

Sometimes when I'm in a difficult situation I ask, "What Would Jesus Do?"  And always a little voice inside me answers, "Well, he probably wouldn't try to cram *another* corpse into the crawl-space, moron."
#3 by Charles
2004-01-08 17:46:15
www.bluh.org
Thinking...

<Gabe> My indifference is palpable!
#4 by Charles
2004-01-08 17:46:31
www.bluh.org
Hi Morn!

MOTHERFUCKER!

<Gabe> My indifference is palpable!
#5 by Chunkstyle
2004-01-08 17:49:16
In the beastiality porn genre, donkey or horse porn is better than cow porn.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
 -Woody Allen
#6 by mgns
2004-01-08 17:49:24
I... don't get it.

He leans on the hood telling racing stories, the kids call him Jimmy The Saint.
#7 by CheesyPoof
2004-01-08 17:50:51
This is not what democracy looks like.
#8 by Jamiekin
2004-01-08 17:51:31
(_._)(_._)

I have a crocodile down my pants.
#9 by Jibble
2004-01-08 17:55:20
THIS IS WHAT OLIGARCHY LOOKS LIKE!

Sometimes when I'm in a difficult situation I ask, "What Would Jesus Do?"  And always a little voice inside me answers, "Well, he probably wouldn't try to cram *another* corpse into the crawl-space, moron."
#10 by Charles
2004-01-08 17:56:31
www.bluh.org
I don't understand what anyone sees in the new Splinter Cell 2 trailer.  It looks like the same old shit to me.

<Gabe> My indifference is palpable!
#11 by jafd
2004-01-08 17:58:14
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
Like *Craft?

Ask me about your mother.
#12 by m0nty
2004-01-08 17:58:50
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Woargh, check out the teats on that one!
#13 by yotsuya
2004-01-08 17:59:34
Is this a test post?

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
#14 by m0nty
2004-01-08 17:59:48
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Oh wait, it's a bull.
#15 by m0nty
2004-01-08 18:00:28
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
PLANETHAPPYCOW MOTHERFUCKERS.
#16 by CheesyPoof
2004-01-08 18:03:00
Maybe this is Morn's test thread to test all the changes he made from listening to our suggestions in the other thread.  I bet anti-spam control has been added.  Yea!  Favicon doesn't stand a chance.
#17 by jafd
2004-01-08 18:04:40
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
How's that nitrous, Cheesy?

Ask me about your mother.
#18 by deadlock
2004-01-08 18:05:36
http://www.deadlocked.org/
charles:
I don't understand what anyone sees in the new Splinter Cell 2 trailer.  It looks like the same old shit to me.

But it shows lots of new moves! That you'll get to use, like, once in the entire game. Just like the first one (the splits thing was great, but I don't remember using it other than in the training level and the Georgian cop shop).

ridicule is nothing to be scared of
#19 by CheesyPoof
2004-01-08 18:05:46
Dreamy.  Just dreamy.
#20 by Your Friend
2004-01-08 18:13:35
Splinter Cell was awesome, but I have to agree with the split-move thing.  Bunch of hubbub over something that was rarely useful.

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#21 by Matt Perkins
2004-01-08 18:15:58
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I love morn.

"Good, good. Now, and here is where I'm going with this - I'll be fucked if I can remember how to farm."
- LP
#22 by m0nty
2004-01-08 18:21:19
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
!quote 7
#23 by Ashiran
2004-01-08 18:22:05
<LOSE> (#7) <morn> I am porn

I tolerate everything except intolerance.
#24 by Ashiran
2004-01-08 18:23:28
And now for my on topic contribution: Unlikely to be worksafe.

Have fun Joker.

I tolerate everything except intolerance.
#25 by Sgt Hulka
2004-01-08 18:29:22
What is this now, the SOmething Awful forums?  Geesh...

You better hit them bunks my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the big toe is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass!
#26 by jjohnsen
2004-01-08 18:39:44
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I don't understand what anyone sees in the new Splinter Cell 2 trailer.  It looks like the same old shit to me.

So whats the problem, I like Splinter Cell.  They could have made zero changes to the engine and I would buy it.
#27 by CheesyPoof
2004-01-08 18:44:32
I liked Splinter Cell and played it till the end.  My main gripe was that the game felt a little repetitive as it wore on.  That's all.  I would have liked different situations or puzzles (*gasp*) to use all those moves out on.
#28 by Jibble
2004-01-08 18:47:10
Jumping puzzles?  I'll e-mail them and get them started on that immediately.

Sometimes when I'm in a difficult situation I ask, "What Would Jesus Do?"  And always a little voice inside me answers, "Well, he probably wouldn't try to cram *another* corpse into the crawl-space, moron."
#29 by CheesyPoof
2004-01-08 18:49:15
Die.
#30 by Jibble
2004-01-08 18:50:10
Huh.

Sometimes when I'm in a difficult situation I ask, "What Would Jesus Do?"  And always a little voice inside me answers, "Well, he probably wouldn't try to cram *another* corpse into the crawl-space, moron."
#31 by jjohnsen
2004-01-08 18:50:34
http://www.johnsenclan.com
That might be fun, figuring out how to jump while sneaking through a level at teh same time.  Add a time limit and a single save point and you've got a winner.
#32 by Ashiran
2004-01-08 18:52:15
I think the proper term for something like that is "winnar".

I tolerate everything except intolerance.
#33 by jjohnsen
2004-01-08 18:55:43
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Huh.


They can't really think they are going to outdo this do they?
#34 by Hugin
2004-01-08 18:56:17
lmccain@nber.org
Dear lord that looks stupid.
#35 by Jibble
2004-01-08 18:58:14
I think the question is this:

Why wear the mask when you're dressed like that?  It's not like anyone's going to be paying attention to your face.

Sometimes when I'm in a difficult situation I ask, "What Would Jesus Do?"  And always a little voice inside me answers, "Well, he probably wouldn't try to cram *another* corpse into the crawl-space, moron."
#36 by Matt Perkins
2004-01-08 19:02:41
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Yay, they are going to fuck up another costumed "super" being.  Double yay.

"Good, good. Now, and here is where I'm going with this - I'll be fucked if I can remember how to farm."
- LP
#37 by yotsuya
2004-01-08 19:02:48
I need help from you system administrators.

I have a Windows 2000 server, my own domain, and 20 computers networked in it. I have created a roaming profile and want to put user restrictions on it. Does anyone have any links to tutorials or have any insights on effectively doing this. I've toyed with it in the past, but I can't do something a simple as having the wallpaper travel with the profile. Help!

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
#38 by Jibble
2004-01-08 19:04:40
Easy: give everyone admin rights.

Sometimes when I'm in a difficult situation I ask, "What Would Jesus Do?"  And always a little voice inside me answers, "Well, he probably wouldn't try to cram *another* corpse into the crawl-space, moron."
#39 by yotsuya
2004-01-08 19:09:18
I don't trust them with pencils, much less admin rights.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
#40 by Dumdeedum
2004-01-08 19:14:06
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Do you keep the scissors locked in the cupboard as well?

"I once had a wank in the IT room"
#41 by yotsuya
2004-01-08 19:15:55
And the paste.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
#42 by Shadarr
2004-01-08 19:17:06
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
If Catwoman's going to wear that outfit, she ought wear a full-face mask with a zipper.
#43 by chris
2004-01-08 19:18:40
cwb@shaithis.com http://www.cerebraldebris.com
The main problem with that catwoman image is that her skull is roughly the size of a thousand suns.

There are many other, secondary problems, but none so significant as that.

-chris

<Gabe> I hear a cow bell or something. Those are neat.
#44 by Your Friend
2004-01-08 19:29:59
IMO the primarily problem with the image is that the costume is pretty fucking stupid looking.

Also, despite the obvious hard work she's done to get her body toned, Halle Berry's best feature is still her face so she's not as appealing when it is covered in that dumb mask.

But to borrow a cliche from fark... I'd hit it.

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#45 by Charles
2004-01-08 19:34:08
www.bluh.org
Halle Berry is not attractive.

<Gabe> My indifference is palpable!
#46 by Your Friend
2004-01-08 19:38:23

Halle Berry is not attractive.


You are wrong in every possible way.   As far as her acting goes, she is overrated.  Monster's Ball was a really good movie, but her performance wasn't all it was cracked up to be.  However, she is totally hot.

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#47 by jafd
2004-01-08 19:39:45
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000033180
Actively repulsive.

Ask me about your mother.
#48 by Hugin
2004-01-08 19:40:32
lmccain@nber.org
I wish they'd go with a variation on the current comic Catwoman look.  It's cute, and halfway believable as clothing.
#49 by Hugin
2004-01-08 19:41:41
lmccain@nber.org
And yes, she's an atttractive woman, at least physically.
#50 by Matt Perkins
2004-01-08 19:42:00
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
As we all know, hollywood isn't about believable.

"Good, good. Now, and here is where I'm going with this - I'll be fucked if I can remember how to farm."
- LP
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