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Legend of the Neuter Space Bear
May 31st 2003, 03:14 CEST by Matthew Gallant

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#1 by Matthew Gallant
2003-05-31 03:15:02
http://www.truemeaningoflife.com
Bugs and stuff, or questions, put them here.

"People have asked “why did you choose to have a sister for Link this time?” The reason is a good motivation for challenge in a new life and a new adventure."
#2 by Bailey
2003-05-31 03:16:16
I am legend!

Rowr.
#3 by Warren Marshall
2003-05-31 03:29:12
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Can Bubble Bomb play while the client connects to the server?

Bubble Bombing Fun!
#4 by Matthew Gallant
2003-05-31 03:32:18
http://www.truemeaningoflife.com
#3 Warren Marshall
Can Bubble Bomb play while the client connects to the server?

It hoses the loading time, but yes.

"People have asked “why did you choose to have a sister for Link this time?” The reason is a good motivation for challenge in a new life and a new adventure."
#5 by bago
2003-05-31 03:53:28
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Howcome legend of the neuter space bear doesn't have neuters?

#6 by Matthew Gallant
2003-05-31 03:58:30
http://www.truemeaningoflife.com
In LoNSB, only space bears can be neuters. It's the secret of their power.

"People have asked “why did you choose to have a sister for Link this time?” The reason is a good motivation for challenge in a new life and a new adventure."
#7 by JMCDaveL
2003-05-31 04:15:06
!?!?!!??!?!?

--jmc
#8 by Greg
2003-05-31 04:20:23
Legend of the Neuter Space Bear rocks!

We are OK in a misguided, sadist way.
We are OK in a disabled veteran's way.
We are OK.
#9 by Chunkstyle
2003-05-31 04:36:34
Man, if I had more turns per day, I could stop playing AO and just kill crates.

Evil comes from the abuse of free will.
- C. S. Lewis
#10 by Matthew Gallant
2003-05-31 04:46:03
http://www.truemeaningoflife.com
#9 Chunkstyle
Man, if I had more turns per day, I could stop playing AO and just kill crates.

There are four game days per real day. You'll have more turns in 6 hours.

"People have asked “why did you choose to have a sister for Link this time?” The reason is a good motivation for challenge in a new life and a new adventure."
#11 by Frijoles
2003-05-31 04:50:10
Great. Not like I was playing enough games at work as it was. Level 2! Woo!
#12 by jjohnsen
2003-05-31 04:51:15
http://www.johnsenclan.com
You have encountered Ng Yo which lunges at you with incoherent questions!


I love this game.

"I'm gonna need a hacksaw" -Jack Bauer
#13 by LPMiller
2003-05-31 04:54:18
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
Figures Foodbunny would power level to 2 already. POWER GAMER!!!

I believe I can fly......urk.
#14 by LPMiller
2003-05-31 04:55:46
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
I like how I have the power of insults, yet am to honorable to use them. Or apparently, run away.

I believe I can fly......urk.
#15 by Duality
2003-05-31 04:56:20
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
I know!  Honor?  Fuck that, we're idea men!

Just kinda ... shimmy and shake!
#16 by Chunkstyle
2003-05-31 04:56:55
I used my insults.  I must be an idea man and a dick.

Evil comes from the abuse of free will.
- C. S. Lewis
#17 by Warren Marshall
2003-05-31 04:59:21
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
UNH!!


You hit a Crate for 1 points of damage!

You have slain a Crate!


Best.  Game.  Evar!!1!

Bubble Bombing Fun!
#18 by jjohnsen
2003-05-31 05:00:23
http://www.johnsenclan.com
This will keep me busy until HL2.

"I'm gonna need a hacksaw" -Jack Bauer
#19 by Chunkstyle
2003-05-31 05:00:45
Warren, you need to hook your upcoming mmog with this game, Voltron style.

Evil comes from the abuse of free will.
- C. S. Lewis
#20 by "Anonymous"
2003-05-31 05:39:45
At www.PerimeterGames.com, we feature a number of strategy games like LOGD, but we're know for our 'Retro' projects, rewrites, and new designs too. You guys should come visit us sometime. We'd love to do an interview or a featured article on your game. Sounds like you guys are having a blast so far! Cool idea, we'll we watching!

Long Blade
#21 by Warren Marshall
2003-05-31 05:56:38
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
The hell?

Bubble Bombing Fun!
#22 by TheTrunkDr.
2003-05-31 05:57:58
wow, that's fucked up.

It's a Steve Buscemi vibe.
#23 by jafd
2003-05-31 06:00:21
Apparently putting your name in the dialog box that says "Name" is very difficult.

"You do not truly know someone until you fight them."
#24 by "G-Man"
2003-05-31 06:08:16
jonmars2000@yahoo.com
I guess they want us to play on their LOGD server too?
#25 by Foodbunny
2003-05-31 06:14:36
foodbunny@attbi.com http://www.foodbunny.com
Farmboy molofaha has been slain when he attacked Farmboy Bailey in The Fields.
"Durr, bluh," says Farmboy Bailey.

Happiness is a warm giant turtle.
#26 by "Long Blade"
2003-05-31 06:23:16
gameadmin@perimetergames.com Perimeter Games
We don't need players, we're developers who feature projects. We've talked to the guys who wrote LOGD, but they're kinda shy. We'd probably rather be playing LONSB. :)
#27 by snowcrash-22
2003-05-31 06:29:21
snowcrash22@excite.com
You hit Bar Fly for 2 points of damage!
Good thing you got him before cirrhosis did!
You have slain Bar Fly!


The Bar Flies are a Him?
#28 by LPMiller
2003-05-31 06:30:05
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
While I don't know what the heck you guys are talking about...The Dark Tower project is cool.

But still, I think your missing something about our...uh, game.

I believe I can fly......urk.
#29 by "Deadsoul"
2003-05-31 06:32:11
Tom_d_28@hotmail.com www.perimetergames.com
Wow, nice idea!  I was convincinging my boss to rip off the rip off, and you guys are already doing it =)
Sounds like my kinda guys for sure.  We have tired to get some info on them, but they are being tight and won't talk.  You guys seem much more funny and cool then them, and i would love to get and interview with you guys for sure.  Kick ass man =)
#30 by LPMiller
2003-05-31 06:36:26
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
Ok, who fucked with the transporters? Spocks got a goatee, Sulu is all Khannish and there is murderous hot chick in my room.

I believe I can fly......urk.
#31 by Neo-Reaper
2003-05-31 06:40:21
neoreaper@excite.com http://octobermoon.homeip.net
Well, I'm gonna ignore the preceeding conversation, as it confuses me.

Anyway, this game is great, and brings all the old memories of playing LORD on my local BBS.  Apparently it was too long ago, though, as I managed to forget to drop my money in the bank before challenging folks in the field... and now Bailey has all my gold.  Figures.

"Dream of me... and maybe, just maybe, this nightmare will end."
#32 by Leslie Nassar
2003-05-31 07:19:27
http://departmentofinternets.com
... we're know for our 'Retro' projects, rewrites, and new designs too.

INCONCEIVABLE!

like a fox
#33 by Matthew Gallant
2003-05-31 08:11:41
http://www.truemeaningoflife.com
I wrangled some code from another screen and put it on the login screen so you can see how long it is until the next day.

"People have asked “why did you choose to have a sister for Link this time?” The reason is a good motivation for challenge in a new life and a new adventure."
#34 by crash
2003-05-31 08:17:07
LEVEL 2! DING DING BLABLABLING

and any game that not only allows, but encourages, me to beat a grandmother to death with a bag of dicks simply must be the game of the year.

By this time tomorrow we can be doing BODY SHOTS off HOOKERS in some MEXICAN HELLHOLE
#35 by Dethstryk
2003-05-31 09:29:03
jemartin@tcainternet.com
This is awesome, thanks a lot. The fact that you can play four times a day if you keep up with it is badass, too.

"And I'm saying without a relationship with God and those strong convictions HE put in me I wouldn't be a 42 year old who hasn't had sex with anyone today."
#36 by Mank
2003-05-31 10:06:28
I'm certain I registered as a male character..yet when I challenged my master it said "Farmboy Mank has challenged her master"...wtf!?

"A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
#37 by jafd
2003-05-31 10:58:43
That's the bear at work.

"You do not truly know someone until you fight them."
#38 by Gunp01nt
2003-05-31 11:34:25
supersimon33@hotmail.com
mattg: great work, that game is really funny.

One technical question: how is the adding of turns after 6 hours done? is it done server side at 6 hour intervals or when someone loads a page and goes into his new day?

"What kind of hopelessly superficial society do we live in where a guy can't have a little explosive diarrhea in public without losing the love of his life?"
#39 by jafd
2003-05-31 12:39:18
Never trust the client.

"You do not truly know someone until you fight them."
#40 by The_Joker
2003-05-31 13:06:54
http://www.jackinworld.com
lame

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
#41 by m0nty
2003-05-31 13:11:38
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
You're just pissed because Joker's Wang get pwn3d by everyone.
#42 by Ashiran
2003-05-31 13:24:10
You can slay Joker's Wang?

Iran and N.Korea may be the axis of evil. America is the engine that makes it spin.
#43 by Ashiran
2003-05-31 13:24:37
Also does this game have Cloggy?

Iran and N.Korea may be the axis of evil. America is the engine that makes it spin.
#44 by Qmanol
2003-05-31 14:28:03
Oh, man. LORD was the best, and this is even better!

So, first, let's kill all the marketing people.

Who's with me?
#45 by Qmanol
2003-05-31 14:35:09
Power Word: What?
Oh, dear.
That's the first ever real LOL I've ever had on the Intarweb.
You guys are the best.

So, first, let's kill all the marketing people.

Who's with me?
#46 by Matthew Gallant
2003-05-31 14:39:56
http://www.truemeaningoflife.com
#45 Qmanol
Power Word: What?

Yes. Notice that it is a VERY WEAK weapon, though somehow better than Logic and Insight. Art imitates life.

"People have asked “why did you choose to have a sister for Link this time?” The reason is a good motivation for challenge in a new life and a new adventure."
#47 by m0nty
2003-05-31 18:45:20
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
I like it when I hit F to Fight.
#48 by Ashiran
2003-05-31 19:09:35
I'm getting griefed by m0nty.

*sobs*

Iran and N.Korea may be the axis of evil. America is the engine that makes it spin.
#49 by Wintermute
2003-05-31 19:25:24
lucid@evilemail.com
Given that the game occasionally awards you charm opoints when you assist old men and flirt with Warren Spector, I vote that they be renamed 'whore points'.
#50 by MCorleone
2003-05-31 22:57:17
PamDoove smokes the cock.  You can get killed when you're not around?  Gay.

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