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SPORTS FUCK PLANETCRAP RIGHT UP THE ASS!!!!
July 20th 2004, 00:22 CEST by LPMiller

Just to keep with the theme.

what the world needs now, is much more ass fucking. And pie.
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#1 by mgns
2004-07-20 00:23:13
The fuck? I just voted no on this. Nyargh.

and who am I?
to dare to pull the stars from your favourite sky
#2 by Ergo
2004-07-20 00:24:45
Mmmmm. Pie.

British Left Waffles On Falklands
DVDs
#3 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 00:25:06
So, how 'bout Kobe staying with the Lakers?

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#4 by gaggle
2004-07-20 00:25:42
Mmmmnooooo! Democracy sucks. ..I fear I voted yes on this topic though. By accident!, I swear!

superman flying in the movies is a plot hole because there isn't any reasonable method of propulsion
#5 by Squeaky
2004-07-20 00:26:44
I for one, welcome our new assfucking masters.

"I'm really tired of hearing that eating a few too many pieces of broccoli is going to increase my risk of getting nose cancer." - Caryn
#6 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 00:26:55
I've decided not to write any more sports threads. From here on out, if you guys wanna talk sports, it's going in the first thread.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#7 by gaggle
2004-07-20 00:27:18
I'm in favor for yot's motion of starting up the sports-stuff in here. Seeing as how the other sportsthread got completly fucked with offtopic crap.

superman flying in the movies is a plot hole because there isn't any reasonable method of propulsion
#8 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 00:28:33
No, I mean whatever the first thread it, that's where it's going. We said we'd play nice, but since most of you cocksmokers start whining when it shows up, anything goes.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#9 by gaggle
2004-07-20 00:35:57
Whining about this thread is not whining about sportsthreads? This is an assfuck thread, that's what I whined about anyway.
I was dissapointed to see the current sportsthread divert from its topicness. ..thinking back I realise I should've mentioned it, instead of jumping on board and make it worse.

superman flying in the movies is a plot hole because there isn't any reasonable method of propulsion
#10 by Shadarr
2004-07-20 00:36:31
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I voted yes on this one, and no on the other one, because of the ass-fucking.  And thanks to the people who vote yes on everything, we now have two sports threads.  One of which is sullied with Doom 3.

Speaking of ass-fucking, the Foot Soldiers really gave it up for the Turret Wall this week.  Hopefully their next opponent will go easier on them.
#11 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 00:38:01
Gaggle-

It's not your post that triggered that, it's been on my mind for a while. I'm just tired of the whining that occurs because a fair number of us want a sports thread, or a short story thread, or whatever. Fuck it.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#12 by Penguinx
2004-07-20 00:38:46
Does anyone here like historical fiction? If so, any recommendations? Oh, and I haven't followed sports since Jordan retired and the baseball striked the first time. The White Sox had it that year!

"We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. This is a truth which still fills me with astonishment." - Richard Dawkins
#13 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 00:38:57
Shadarr-

I'm hoping you win the baseball thing, so Canada will have a new baseball power with the Expos leaving for DC and all.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#14 by Shadarr
2004-07-20 00:42:44
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
FUFUFUFU!!!!1!

It's bad enough the Expos are moving, but DC?  Why couldn't it be Portland or Puerto Rico?  Y'know, somewhere that I don't hate more than New York.
#15 by bago
2004-07-20 00:43:21
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Wait.

The last top thread was a sports thread, and it got derailed PC style into doom three, so you made ANOTHER topic that would be first so it can be about sports?

Because you weren't talking about sports in the last sports thread, you make another sports thread?

If a fair number of you wanted a sports thread, wouldn't you be talking sports in the sports thread?

By the way, if signatures weren't for perverts, I'd totally sig this.
#16 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 00:43:58
Shad-

You're near Vancouver, right? How did the community support the Grizzlies when they were there?

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#17 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 00:45:24
Bago-

Get off the acid for a second and read carefully. No one MADE a new sports thread. It was a lame joke, and it got voted in. Jeez. Those fucking drugs are turning your brain to mush.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#18 by lwf
2004-07-20 00:51:30
I voted yes on this topic days and days ago because it was way less gay that yotsuya's sports topic. Anyway, I'm leaving forever because this is just too stupid to comprehend.

My behaviour is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxic co-dependency. I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept any responsibility for my actions.
#19 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 00:52:01
Bye.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#20 by Shadarr
2004-07-20 00:56:30
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Yeah bago, this thread has been sitting in the bin since before the other thread got voted in.

Yot,

I firmly believe the Grizzlies were doomed from the moment they hired Stu Jackson.  If he had done the obvious thing and drafted Steve Nash (who isn't just Canadian, but actually from BC) instead of the dumb and lazy Big Country, the team would still be here.  There was a fair amount of buzz in the first couple seasons, but people lost interest when it became clear that the team would never be good because of inept drafting.  A local guy (who as it turns out is also a superstar) would've helped alleviate that.  Whenever Steve came to town, the games were sold out.

I think the real nail in the coffin was when they took Steve Francis even though it was clear he would never play here, and then traded him for a handful of mediocre players.  The NBA is a league where one good player is worth more than an infinite number of lesser players.
#21 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 00:57:37
Heh. Big country. Wasn't he Rodman's adopted half-brother in some weird way?

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#22 by Ergo
2004-07-20 00:59:03
#12 Penguinx
Does anyone here like historical fiction? If so, any recommendations?

The Killer Angels by Michael Shaara--it's about the 4 days of Gettysburg (was made into an inferior movie ofthe same name).

British Left Waffles On Falklands
DVDs
#23 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 00:59:40
Oh, and I haven't followed sports since ... the baseball striked the first time.

1972?

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#24 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 01:00:14
Isn't Killer Angels also a book about Vietnam?

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#25 by lwf
2004-07-20 01:00:34
Penguin - The Egyptian, by Mika Waltari. You'll likely have to get a used copy.

My behaviour is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxic co-dependency. I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept any responsibility for my actions.
#26 by lwf
2004-07-20 01:01:18
Also nearly anything by Aubrey Menen.

My behaviour is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxic co-dependency. I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept any responsibility for my actions.
#27 by Shadarr
2004-07-20 01:02:31
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I don't remember him having any character issues or anything.  He just came in out of shape, every single year, and took the first half of the season before he'd really contribute.  And even once he got back into game form, he didn't really have any skills.  He was just big.
#28 by lwf
2004-07-20 01:03:25
He was also stupid and ugly and he talked funny.

My behaviour is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxic co-dependency. I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept any responsibility for my actions.
#29 by Penguinx
2004-07-20 01:03:34
Sorry, Yot, never a big baseball fan. Was into basketball though! Big Country, whatta joke.

I meant the strike in the 90's when Frank Thomas was looking good and the Sox had a shot. Yeah, that one.

Thanks for the historical fiction recommendation!

"We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. This is a truth which still fills me with astonishment." - Richard Dawkins
#30 by gaggle
2004-07-20 01:04:03
How about taking the book-stuff to the next thread? Just imo, but the whole "lets have a sportsthread" started specifically because there are people not wanting to mix things up too much.

superman flying in the movies is a plot hole because there isn't any reasonable method of propulsion
#31 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 01:04:14
He's big and rich, now.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#32 by Penguinx
2004-07-20 01:04:54
Gaggle, the hf reco's were kinda asked for as a joke in that vein. However, I was interested and thanks for replying!

"We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. This is a truth which still fills me with astonishment." - Richard Dawkins
#33 by bago
2004-07-20 01:05:17
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
ASSFUCK!~

By the way, if signatures weren't for perverts, I'd totally sig this.
#34 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 01:05:22
Px-

I'm just breaking your balls. Anyway, that was almost 10 years ago. I'm just hoping the NHL doesn't have a work stoppage.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#35 by lwf
2004-07-20 01:07:00
He's still ugly and stupid.

My behaviour is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxic co-dependency. I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept any responsibility for my actions.
#36 by lwf
2004-07-20 01:07:52
And unable to make love to his wife without relying on prescription drugs.

My behaviour is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxic co-dependency. I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept any responsibility for my actions.
#37 by BobJustBob
2004-07-20 01:09:26
So PenguinX, you're going to send the DVDs through regular mail, yes? Because if so, I'll put down my apartment address. If not, I'll have it shipped to work.

Dood.
#38 by Penguinx
2004-07-20 01:11:38
I was going to ship them first-class with a delivery confirmation. I have a side business that I ship priority stuff with all the time and they seem to arrive at about the same time as their first-class counterparts. God bless the USPS.

"We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. This is a truth which still fills me with astonishment." - Richard Dawkins
#39 by gaggle
2004-07-20 01:12:39
"and that's when Jon realised the idea of a dedicated sports thread only existed within a very limited number of people"

superman flying in the movies is a plot hole because there isn't any reasonable method of propulsion
#40 by Penguinx
2004-07-20 01:13:39
I grew up a few miles from Comiskey. I wasn't big into baseball, but I really dug the original stadium. The new Comiskey sucked and I stopped attending. Don't even get me started on Cubs fans.

"We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. This is a truth which still fills me with astonishment." - Richard Dawkins
#41 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 01:14:11
Oh, go ahead. Chunkstyle LOVES to rip on the Cubs!

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#42 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 01:14:53
And my favorite Cubs factoid is that the last time the Cubs won the World Series, Arizona was still a territory!

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#43 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 01:15:50
Having said that, I DID root for the Cubs last post-season, and would love for them to win the Central and the WS this year. But when your last championship preceeded the sinking of the Titanic, well.....

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#44 by Penguinx
2004-07-20 01:18:52
Yeah, Cubs fans mostly consist of yuppies who wouldn't know a baseball if you hit them in the crotch with one. Essentially, anyone who actually does hard work for a living in or around Chicago likes the Sox and everyone who drives a leased Beemer for $200/mo. and pretends to have money likes the Cubs.

"We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. This is a truth which still fills me with astonishment." - Richard Dawkins
#45 by Shadarr
2004-07-20 01:18:59
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I don't care if there's an NHL lockout.  I just hope the player's union folds like a Japanese battle fan.
#46 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 01:20:56
Well, I do think the salaries in the NHL are out-of-control, but to me, it's the owner's fault for throwing around that kind of cash. The onus is on them. Having said that, the players are stupid for sounding like they WELCOME a walkout. Sure, the top-line guys have their cash, but what about the younger players? Stuff like this only hurts them.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#47 by LPMiller
2004-07-20 01:22:06
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
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No, I mean whatever the first thread it, that's where it's going. We said we'd play nice, but since most of you cocksmokers start whining when it shows up, anything goes.


Oh wah. You'd think a sports fan of all people could take a little heckling from the crowd.

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#48 by yotsuya
2004-07-20 01:23:41
It's all about YOUR convenience, LP. Not mine.

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#49 by LPMiller
2004-07-20 01:25:30
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
k

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#50 by Shadarr
2004-07-20 01:26:03
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I wish it were a strike, not a lockout.  Then the owners would've been able to bring in scab players, and fans would've seen that the quality of play doesn't drop at all.  Hell, it might be more exciting, because the players wouldn't've been together long enough to learn to play the trap effectively.
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