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Say No To Politics!
March 26th 2003, 13:37 CET by UncleJeet

This is a new discussion thread.  This discussion thread has nothing to do with politics.  Other than that, it's pretty much open.

I know that everyone is an armchair political analyst and all that, but could we PLEASE, I say PLEASE, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT for at least one thread?

Thank you, and everything is ass.
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#1 by Wintermute
2003-03-26 13:40:04
lucid@evilemail.com
Ooh, my vote made it go through. Yay democracy!

Oops.
#2 by Gunp01nt
2003-03-26 13:41:20
supersimon33@hotmail.com
sooo, who's everyone voting for at the next elections?

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
#3 by Your Friend
2003-03-26 13:54:27

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"


Your momma is so fat that when the bitch went missing they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for her picture.

2000/XP is better than Win9x in every way.
#4 by Gunp01nt
2003-03-26 13:55:58
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Yo momma's so fat, when she was wearing a Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters were trying to land on her all the time.

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
#5 by Your Friend
2003-03-26 14:05:06
Your momma is so fat that last time she stepped on a scale it said "To be continued...."

2000/XP is better than Win9x in every way.
#6 by Leslie Nassar
2003-03-26 14:06:24
http://departmentofinternets.com
THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!

obdisclaimer:  i love america!
#7 by Gunp01nt
2003-03-26 14:11:21
supersimon33@hotmail.com
yo momma is so fat, when she runs for Congress, she needs 4 seats to be able to take place in it.

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
#8 by Duality
2003-03-26 14:23:28
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
#9 by Funkdrunk
2003-03-26 14:24:43
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
Your moms is so fat she jumped up and got stuck.

Funk.

When the great lord passes, the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts ~Ethiopian Proverb
#10 by Funkdrunk
2003-03-26 14:30:19
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
Your moms is so fat when she walks backwards she goes "beep beep beep".

Funk

When the great lord passes, the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts ~Ethiopian Proverb
#11 by Trolly McTroll
2003-03-26 14:34:04
On Oscar night, the contrast between our struggling troops in Iraq and the stars who wouldn't support their efforts proved too glaring to ignore--or forget.

"..and Trolly McTroll is the best name EVER. I laugh every time I see it."  - Wudi
#12 by Matt Davis
2003-03-26 14:36:01
http://looroll.com
Yo momma so fat your dad had to roll over three times before he could get off her.

Troll, troll, troll your post, gently down the page...
#13 by Funkdrunk
2003-03-26 14:40:40
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
#11 Trolly McTroll
On Oscar night, the contrast between our struggling troops in Iraq and the stars who wouldn't support their efforts proved too glaring to ignore--or forget.


And Trolly ignores the topic and posts war stuff anyway, in under 15 posts!  I'm surprised it took this long.

Funk.

When the great lord passes, the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts ~Ethiopian Proverb
#14 by E-ph0nk
2003-03-26 15:04:36
http://www.electrophonk.be
Uw moeder!

*sigh*
#15 by Funkdrunk
2003-03-26 15:13:04
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
Your moms is so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Funk.

When the great lord passes, the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts ~Ethiopian Proverb
#16 by Funkdrunk
2003-03-26 15:14:31
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
Your moms is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "we are family, I got all my sister with me....."

Funk.

When the great lord passes, the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts ~Ethiopian Proverb
#17 by Funkdrunk
2003-03-26 15:17:32
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
One last one for the road:

Your moms so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Funk.

When the great lord passes, the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts ~Ethiopian Proverb
#18 by crapmaster
2003-03-26 15:32:51
starsiege28@yahoo.com n/a
Well done trolly way to screw the phun out of everything.  let those pushy gore fans scream all they want bush kicks ass and Iraq sucks nuff said

Comedy kicks ass
#19 by Trolly McTroll
2003-03-26 15:34:51
Just earning my 2003 troll badge.

"..and Trolly McTroll is the best name EVER. I laugh every time I see it."  - Wudi
" If i ever have a daughter, I'm going to name her Trolly. - The_Joker
#20 by crapmaster
2003-03-26 15:37:09
starsiege28@yahoo.com n/a
Whats with all the "...mommas so fat..." jokes?  I shall be the first to impliment the first normal joke which shall be...

Knock knock
Who's there
isreal
isreal who
Isreal nice to meetcha

Comedy kicks ass
#21 by crapmaster
2003-03-26 15:39:27
starsiege28@yahoo.com n/a
"Funny huh?" No... (hangs self)

Comedy kicks ass
#22 by UncleJeet
2003-03-26 15:46:20
Shit.  You know things are bad when a topic of mine gets voted in.

I'm fighting terrorism by playing violent video games!
#23 by crapmaster
2003-03-26 15:48:05
starsiege28@yahoo.com n/a
You know this hanging from a rope by your neck stuff is actually a tid bit more painfull than one would have originally thought.  Especially since I am trying to type with at least some proficiancy.  Seems to be working.  (Ow!)  No, nope this is definitly hurting.  Oh, yeah, there goes my third vertebre.  brb

Comedy kicks ass
#24 by Trolly McTroll
2003-03-26 16:00:29
Hey Balder, do you happen to live in Florida?

"..and Trolly McTroll is the best name EVER. I laugh every time I see it."  - Wudi
" If i ever have a daughter, I'm going to name her Trolly. - The_Joker
#25 by Morn
2003-03-26 16:26:14
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
EOT

Who runs this place?!
#26 by LPMiller
2003-03-26 16:39:42
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
Your mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

I believe I can fly......urk.
#27 by Warren Marshall
2003-03-26 16:41:38
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Your mama is so fat, her high school yearbook picture was an aerial photograph.
#28 by Greg
2003-03-26 16:51:44
Your mama's so fat, she drives around in one of those Wide Load trucks.

blah blah bleh
#29 by Gunp01nt
2003-03-26 16:56:55
supersimon33@hotmail.com
yo mama's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and I was STILL on the bitch!

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
#30 by Chunkstyle
2003-03-26 16:58:59
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

We are the goon squad and we're coming to town.  Beep beep.
#31 by Gunp01nt
2003-03-26 16:59:15
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
#32 by mgns
2003-03-26 17:06:44
Chubby Baby Jesus is crying.

For a twinkie...

a silent moment
for the king of fools
he dies today
on a cross he made himself
#33 by Ashiran
2003-03-26 17:09:27
Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is equator.

"This is Planetcrap, where we nuke everything from orbit." - Bailey
#34 by Chunkstyle
2003-03-26 17:14:01
Theologists love yo mama.  She proved god can make somethin even he can't move.

We are the goon squad and we're coming to town.  Beep beep.
#35 by Duality
2003-03-26 17:16:47
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
#36 by Ashiran
2003-03-26 17:18:17
Yo mama's so fat, she has her food orbiting around her.

"This is Planetcrap, where we nuke everything from orbit." - Bailey
#37 by Warren Marshall
2003-03-26 17:20:26
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Your mama is so fat, to fuck her, your dad has to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
#38 by Chunkstyle
2003-03-26 17:20:27
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn!"

We are the goon squad and we're coming to town.  Beep beep.
#39 by Gunp01nt
2003-03-26 17:21:11
supersimon33@hotmail.com
such fun we're having!

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
#40 by _Fury_
2003-03-26 17:21:15
ajhill@wi.rr.com
So...

Shit talking dickhead sucker fool.
#41 by _Fury_
2003-03-26 17:21:31
ajhill@wi.rr.com
Zelda?

Shit talking dickhead sucker fool.
#42 by Hugin
2003-03-26 17:27:25
lmccain@nber.org
Yo mama is so fat, she's facing significant health risks associated with obesity, including increased risks of cardiovascular disease, certain cancers, and musculoskeletal conditions such as chronic back pain and hernia.
#43 by Chunkstyle
2003-03-26 17:30:02
Damn!  That's fat!

We are the goon squad and we're coming to town.  Beep beep.
#44 by mgns
2003-03-26 17:30:12
Party-pooper.

a silent moment
for the king of fools
he dies today
on a cross he made himself
#45 by Duality
2003-03-26 17:30:36
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
Damn
#46 by LPMiller
2003-03-26 17:55:53
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
Your mama is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

I believe I can fly......urk.
#47 by Gunp01nt
2003-03-26 18:04:42
supersimon33@hotmail.com
yo momma is so nasty, she bought her husband kneepads for christmas

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
#48 by "Balderama"
2003-03-26 18:14:35
support@real.com www.planetcrap.com
#24 Why did that man want to have sex with you?!
#49 by Darkseid-D
2003-03-26 18:30:55
rogerboal@hotmail.com
yo momma so nasty she got fired for drinking on the job at the sperm bank

Do not go gently into that good night.
Old age should burn and rage at the close of day.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
#50 by LPMiller
2003-03-26 18:31:10
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
You have nothing on trolly. And that is really, really sad.

I believe I can fly......urk.
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