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December 20th 2016, 15:15 CET by jafd

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#56 by Ng Yo
2017-03-25 08:13:50
Oh, this is AWESOME. The crazy is multiplying.


excuse me?
pardon?
what did you say, motherfucker?

i am NG YO, planetcrap alumni. user #713. PC esteemed member since 2002. some people who were here early are now dead. can you dig that? they are dead, and you and i are still here, talking. that is the power of time.

for me, time is both friend and foe. i have already surrendered to time. it is taking it's time killing me, softly.

i am still gaming on pc. i still hate and despise steam and valve and all the fools who embraced it.

i'm ready to die in a gunfight with pigs. i am so happy that trump won, if for no other reason (and there are plenty more) but to enjoy the tears of the sjw crowd. nom nom, they are salty and good. what i would do to rachel maddow and anita sarkeesian would make satan blush.

alex jones is a businessman.
emma watson a feminist cunt whom i would ...BTK
ashley judd? don't ask! it would take years.

tom chick is homosexual. i saw him in a cali gay bar and got pic to prove it.

i am ng yo, the one and only. i belong on planetcrap as much as anyone. embrace me!!

(yes, i am available for interviews.)
#57 by Ergo
2017-03-27 07:03:30
What, crazy person? How's your wife or girlfriend? Boyfriend?

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#58 by Ergo
2017-03-27 07:05:14
Oh, yeah, boyfriend. You mentioned a gay bar.

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#59 by Ergo
2017-03-27 07:07:31
(Apologies to the sane  people here; this is too much fun.)

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#60 by Ng Yo
2017-03-27 22:42:10
hi ergo. how are you? let's chat.

i have no bf at the moment, though i did have a crush on Leonardo DiCaprio in blood diamonds.

pls ask many more questions; like an interview
#61 by Ergo
2017-03-28 07:56:52
How's that winning going, Wudicunt?

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#62 by jafd
2017-03-29 09:51:19
(yes, i am available for interviews.)



Imagine my excitement.

I am a prototype for a much larger system.
#63 by schnee
2017-04-09 23:36:51
david@snowdesign.com
So glad this place is still alive.

Reading jafd is such an easy self esteem boost.
#64 by Chunkstyle
2017-04-10 00:28:15
It still amuses me to come here and vote yes on every topic.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#65 by gaggle
2017-04-11 00:16:29
We are pleased.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#66 by Ng Yo
2017-04-12 06:54:09
i hope a major conflict with the usa starts soon. america needs to fall. the empire of the kikes must come to an end. russia is weak and impotent. putin a puppet of the kike masters. i see the truth, for i am blessed with pure vision(tm).

i am now starting an AMA right here and now. ask me anything. i know the truth!!
#67 by Ng Yo
2017-04-13 05:56:58
hi ng, q1; how are you so fucking amazing? q2; is tom chick crazy or a playa?
#68 by Ng Yo
2017-04-13 05:58:19
hi. thanks for the questions.
a1; i made myself this way through time and experience
a2; he is both, with a 70/30 ratio
#69 by jafd
2017-04-13 17:25:00
I can see that an easy self-esteem boost is appreciated around here.

I've seen that for a long time.



i'm ready to die in a gunfight with pigs


How are you with salt?

I am a prototype for a much larger system.
#70 by jh0
2017-05-04 04:45:15
jay@jh0.net
That Wikipedia entry is missing a noteable lurkers section. Unless lurkers aren't notable, in which case, OMG what have I done with my life?

Don't speak unless you can improve the silence.
#71 by gaggle
2017-05-04 11:00:53
A question we all ask ourselves.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#72 by Wudi
2017-05-19 01:12:14
Last Post.

Zep--

w0rd up!
#73 by Chunkstyle
2017-05-19 03:21:43
Really?  Neat.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#74 by Wudi
2017-05-29 16:24:34
Last post!

/site

Zep--

w0rd up!
#75 by Ng Yo
2017-06-04 07:52:13
LAST POST by Ng Yo

All Planetcrap content (c) 2000-2017 Ng Yo Enterprises, LLC.
#76 by Chunkstyle
2017-06-04 23:43:11
Probably not last post.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#77 by Wudi
2017-06-05 00:51:31
Probably not...

Zep--

w0rd up!
#78 by jafd
2017-06-20 06:16:41
This is your daily reminder that you're all bunch of f****** idiots.

I am a prototype for a much larger system.
#79 by jafd
2017-06-20 06:16:43
This is your daily reminder that you're all bunch of f****** idiots.

I am a prototype for a much larger system.
#80 by jafd
2017-06-20 06:16:59
.. LOSE

I am a prototype for a much larger system.
#81 by jafd
2017-06-20 06:17:41
Thanks, Gabe!

I am a prototype for a much larger system.
#82 by Wudi
2017-06-21 02:14:29
Nice try.

/last post

Zep--

w0rd up!
#83 by Wudi
2017-06-21 07:51:33
Who's excited for CMB's Grimoire?

Zep--
*I'm not

w0rd up!
#84 by Funkdrunk
2017-07-05 13:46:04
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
Sigh...

Funk.

#85 by lwf
2017-07-07 04:59:36
Hey Funk, what's up?

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#86 by Wudi
2017-07-23 15:55:19
Made'ja look.

/last post

Zep--

w0rd up!
#87 by Jibble
2017-09-11 21:18:22
What in the sweet fucking hell is going on here?

I want to go to there.

Blog.
#88 by FoRmaT
2017-10-15 16:35:54
Whoops, wrong forum.

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#89 by Wudi
2017-10-19 15:18:07
Gettin' Jibble wit it.

Zep--

w0rd up!
#90 by Charlie Wiederhold
2017-11-02 01:59:15
www.gamingisstupid.com
Hey Ergo, why you copping a feel as my secret PS4 identity?
#91 by Ergo
2017-11-02 22:56:48
What?

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#92 by LPMiller
2017-12-18 23:01:31
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
Ah Ergo, I'm so glad I got to see this last post.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#93 by Wudi
2017-12-19 01:07:31
You mean this one?

Zep--

w0rd up!
#94 by Dumdeedum
2017-12-19 01:39:21
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Well he was the Keeper of the List, so I guess it's apt his last post was taken from the same.

It's really sad news though, he'll definitely be missed.

MP3 Of The Week: is this thing on?
#95 by Chunkstyle
2017-12-19 02:06:26
RIP Ergo.  One of the best.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#96 by anaqer
2017-12-19 22:16:46
Very fucking much indeed. I shall post, because I don't even care about the usual sycophants at this point.

I always liked Ergo over here - he was never afraid of calling me out on my bullshit. "PlanetCrap is dying!" - yeah, that's kind of a joke, but Ergo, man...
#97 by Wudi
2017-12-20 01:08:13
Ergo die or something? Of what?

Zep--

w0rd up!
#98 by LPMiller
2017-12-20 04:00:15
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
all I know was he was hospitalized last month for kidney issues and died of them this past weekend.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#99 by gaggle
2017-12-20 08:05:43
Wait what? You guys not bullshitting?

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#100 by Dumdeedum
2017-12-20 14:59:55
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Sadly not.  I'm guessing it was damage from the drinking, he'd been dry for a year or two but I got the impression he wasn't exactly healthy ever since.

MP3 Of The Week: is this thing on?
#101 by Wudi
2017-12-20 16:14:29
Ah, that sucks. I didn't know he was an alcoholic before.

Godspeed Ergo.

Zep--

w0rd up!
#102 by anaqer
2017-12-20 21:19:36
Hold up - WHAT??? Ergo had been drinking before, and to that extent?

... I never knew that. Considering that I'm a rather heavy alcoholic as well, I guess I should probably re-evaluete things a bit.
#103 by gaggle
2017-12-21 15:55:19
:(

Shit. Good thoughts to his family.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#104 by Chunkstyle
2017-12-22 23:33:40
You really should, anaqer.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#105 by anaqer
2017-12-23 00:32:38
Don't I know it. A quart of vodka every other night does not constitute a healthy regiment. It is one of the points I'm trying to change next year. I don't even know how to crack it... but it would most certainly be nice, if I could.
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