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Oh My Fucking Christ, I'm A Phalanx Of Dicks
December 20th 2016, 15:15 CET by jafd

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#42 by jafd
2017-03-12 05:56:55
Wow.


There's that "A game" we talked about.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#43 by Ergo
2017-03-12 21:04:15
LAST POST.

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#44 by Charlie Wiederhold
2017-03-20 06:49:45
www.gamingisstupid.com
LAST POST.

I get the feeling you might not have been told "No" often enough as a child.
#45 by Ergo
2017-03-21 05:48:21
Aren't you supposed to be working on the next Duke Nukem game?

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#46 by Charlie Wiederhold
2017-03-22 03:29:08
www.gamingisstupid.com
No.
#47 by Ergo
2017-03-22 06:14:19
Considering that you haven't posted here in around 15 years or so, I'll cut you some slack. I was taunting jafd, who has a rep of being borderline insanebully insane and cannot help responding to anything posted about him.

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#48 by Ergo
2017-03-22 06:14:55
Fully insane. Stupid phone.

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#49 by Charlie Wiederhold
2017-03-22 07:43:41
www.gamingisstupid.com
You seem to assume I'm out of practice.

No.
#50 by jafd
2017-03-23 09:53:18
>Coming Out as Transgender Made Me a More Effective CIA Officer

>I sat in a bunker hoping the incoming rocket did not have my name on it. I was a young CIA officer, called by September 11 to serve, and found myself amid generals and sheikhs, writing for presidents—the life I’d dreamed of since childhood. Drained by 18-hour days and fitful sleep, my demons flooded the moments of peace. In the dark, I heard fighting beyond the wall, thought of friends killed and wounded, and remembered my secret. You feel explosions before you hear them, and there was a bomb at the center of my life that no one could see. I was transgender, and feared I would lose my family and friendships. It was before an Executive Order protected transgender employees, and I imagined myself ridiculed or fired if I admitted the truth. I had heard a story about what happened to one CIA officer who had taken that step:

>"Once upon a time, an officer with decades of experience lost it; clearly the stress. One day he decided he was now a woman—hilarious I know—and wanted everyone to believe him. Management didn't know what to do with the transsexual. CIA had only just accepted gays; the officer left the Agency." When I was a child I knew that trans-people existed, but I knew I couldn’t possibly be one of them. I was going to make history, not be some freak on television. My self-discipline and self-hatred marched in lock-step. I bottled up my problem, and tried to live up to the CIA's values: to “put mission before self” and “go where others cannot.” But CIA has other chiseled words: “the truth shall set you free.” How could I speak truth to power but not be honest with myself?

>Sinking into depression, I built a double life; living as a woman outside work and changing genders in Langley's unisex restrooms. My juggling act faltered at a staff meeting when a friend whispered that I had forgotten to remove my mascara. The trans-community has a joke: “What's the difference between a crossdresser and someone who changes genders? Two years.” The punchline ignores the trans-people who never transition or find happiness outside the gender binary. But for me, my hours as Jenny lifted a terrible sadness in my life. If you found out you needed glasses, and discovered that the world is filled with beauty and color that you thought was just a blur, why would you ever take them off?

>I finally reached the breaking point. I was failing at my job and found myself crying in the bathroom. I walked into my boss's office and closed the door. She later told me she was relieved when I told her. From the look on my face, she thought I had cancer. Much had changed in the years since the last transgender officer came out. When my boss gathered my co-workers to tell them that I was transitioning, one of the millennials remarked: "Good for her. Can we get back to work now?" Meanwhile, after stalling in the parking lot for an hour, I badged in to discover that my colleagues had bought me a gift card to a women's clothing store. A friend deadpanned, "Jenny, nobody liked you as a guy anyway."

>The most terrifying day of my life turned out to be a non-event, but it was another step in pushing the Agency out of the closet. For 40 years, the CIA had fired gay and lesbian officers for being themselves; an injustice and senseless waste of America's silent defenders. By contrast, today's CIA embraced my transition. Colleagues shared stories of LGBT loved ones, and other transgender officers started to come out. Director John Brennan began wearing a rainbow lanyard, and a CIA booth stands at D.C.’s annual Gay Pride Festival. That progress is long overdue. One study estimates approximately 134,000 transgender veterans have served in our military, and over 15,000 currently serve in our armed forces. When I walk the rows at Arlington, I can’t help but dwell on the closeted soldiers of past generations.




Hey, are any of you gu... uh, citizens hungry? I have all this cold vengeance delivered in, like forty-four years worth, and I totally can't finish it all. Have at it, Kids.


Charlie, you're the first head out of the bowl that I don't want to immediately knock back down. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my handler-Archon.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#51 by jafd
2017-03-23 09:56:28
taunting jafd



No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#52 by Ng Yo
2017-03-25 03:01:13
ng yo was ere in 2017..

remember ng yo!!
#53 by Ng Yo
2017-03-25 03:36:30
I recently had the misfortune to visit QT3.

WTF?

No go to last page, no go to first post. What an ass of design. Tom Chick is truly a double-down faggot.

No ads? I haven't seen ads on the internet since I installed AdBlock. Is his shitty redesign supposed to foster money from brain damaged retards?

I don't get it. Thanks for banning me I guess because that site is some real shit now.

He would have done better to pay m0rn to finish PlanetCrap 7.0 and used that.



oh yeah, that place.. tom the progressive leftist hillary supporter cunt switched forum software. he was using vbulletin and was bought off by the marxist feminist (male) who makes discord. don't even remember his name now, it's how much i care. so yeah, the cunt who makes the shittiest of all forum software, paid him $1000 on patreon (yup, tom is begging for money on patreon) to switch. discord is a fucking pile of shit. it's a forum that scrolls to infinity. qt3 already had like two major schizms whereby about 75% of regulars left or were banned. after this last change, his regular base is in the low hundreds. i was banned many times, but the actually working and organic perma banhammer that killed me on qt3 was discord. that scrolling pile of shit forum was enough to keep me out forever. you won that war tom. enjoy your 73 regulars from about 2.5k at the peak. stupid fuck!

tommy boy also gathered about $90k a few years ago via a gofundme campaign to help with his cancer or some shit he claimed to have. he's cured now, btw. he blew that in two years and now makes yt videos.

he's a batshit crazy SJW retard. he hates trump and often mentions this in his videos. he lies in almost all his videos about giving people things for upvotes and subscribing. he's a confirmed liar.

tom chick is a weirdo parasite who loves to ban people from any place he controls. that's how he gets his rocks off, because he has no real power otherwise. i actually pity the fool - tom, whilst i dislike you, i still pity you. i even watch most of your videos because, something compels me to - like watching a train wreck.

tldr; qt3 is also a dying sinking ship of a forum, and the captain of that ship deserves to drown.


ps: the most diabolical outcome here is this; after 15 years, planetcrap and qt3 are basically dead places, and yet my forums still exist, now even with https. that two once "colossal" forums where poor ng yo was always hated on, are dying whilst ng yo's "nothing" forums survives, is simply amazing

GLORY TO NG YO AND PUTIN!!
#54 by Ng Yo
2017-03-25 04:51:53
forgot to mention that derek smart is now posting on qt3 again. well, he was before i truly left due to the discord forum switch. so the man himself is back. must be so sjw tom can always claim his place is diverse. he can say things like; 'oh sure, qt3 is an all inclusive forum - why we have a "famous" nigger developer there, and many LGBTQI+ fags and shit'

so yeah, whatever, i had and have still many dormant accounts @qt3, but will never use them again. tom the shit could never truly ban me, nor can any public internet forum (i go to 4chan to spam ffs), yet switching to the shittiest forum software did the job instead. well played tom. ;-)



this is ng yo signing off...
#55 by Ergo
2017-03-25 06:56:14
Oh, this is AWESOME. The crazy is multiplying.

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#56 by Ng Yo
2017-03-25 08:13:50
Oh, this is AWESOME. The crazy is multiplying.


excuse me?
pardon?
what did you say, motherfucker?

i am NG YO, planetcrap alumni. user #713. PC esteemed member since 2002. some people who were here early are now dead. can you dig that? they are dead, and you and i are still here, talking. that is the power of time.

for me, time is both friend and foe. i have already surrendered to time. it is taking it's time killing me, softly.

i am still gaming on pc. i still hate and despise steam and valve and all the fools who embraced it.

i'm ready to die in a gunfight with pigs. i am so happy that trump won, if for no other reason (and there are plenty more) but to enjoy the tears of the sjw crowd. nom nom, they are salty and good. what i would do to rachel maddow and anita sarkeesian would make satan blush.

alex jones is a businessman.
emma watson a feminist cunt whom i would ...BTK
ashley judd? don't ask! it would take years.

tom chick is homosexual. i saw him in a cali gay bar and got pic to prove it.

i am ng yo, the one and only. i belong on planetcrap as much as anyone. embrace me!!

(yes, i am available for interviews.)
#57 by Ergo
2017-03-27 07:03:30
What, crazy person? How's your wife or girlfriend? Boyfriend?

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#58 by Ergo
2017-03-27 07:05:14
Oh, yeah, boyfriend. You mentioned a gay bar.

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#59 by Ergo
2017-03-27 07:07:31
(Apologies to the sane  people here; this is too much fun.)

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#60 by Ng Yo
2017-03-27 22:42:10
hi ergo. how are you? let's chat.

i have no bf at the moment, though i did have a crush on Leonardo DiCaprio in blood diamonds.

pls ask many more questions; like an interview
#61 by Ergo
2017-03-28 07:56:52
How's that winning going, Wudicunt?

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#62 by jafd
2017-03-29 09:51:19
(yes, i am available for interviews.)



Imagine my excitement.

I am a prototype for a much larger system.
#63 by schnee
2017-04-09 23:36:51
david@snowdesign.com
So glad this place is still alive.

Reading jafd is such an easy self esteem boost.
#64 by Chunkstyle
2017-04-10 00:28:15
It still amuses me to come here and vote yes on every topic.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#65 by gaggle
2017-04-11 00:16:29
We are pleased.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#66 by Ng Yo
2017-04-12 06:54:09
i hope a major conflict with the usa starts soon. america needs to fall. the empire of the kikes must come to an end. russia is weak and impotent. putin a puppet of the kike masters. i see the truth, for i am blessed with pure vision(tm).

i am now starting an AMA right here and now. ask me anything. i know the truth!!
#67 by Ng Yo
2017-04-13 05:56:58
hi ng, q1; how are you so fucking amazing? q2; is tom chick crazy or a playa?
#68 by Ng Yo
2017-04-13 05:58:19
hi. thanks for the questions.
a1; i made myself this way through time and experience
a2; he is both, with a 70/30 ratio
#69 by jafd
2017-04-13 17:25:00
I can see that an easy self-esteem boost is appreciated around here.

I've seen that for a long time.



i'm ready to die in a gunfight with pigs


How are you with salt?

I am a prototype for a much larger system.
#70 by jh0
2017-05-04 04:45:15
jay@jh0.net
That Wikipedia entry is missing a noteable lurkers section. Unless lurkers aren't notable, in which case, OMG what have I done with my life?

Don't speak unless you can improve the silence.
#71 by gaggle
2017-05-04 11:00:53
A question we all ask ourselves.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#72 by Wudi
2017-05-19 01:12:14
Last Post.

Zep--

w0rd up!
#73 by Chunkstyle
2017-05-19 03:21:43
Really?  Neat.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#74 by Wudi
2017-05-29 16:24:34
Last post!

/site

Zep--

w0rd up!
#75 by Ng Yo
2017-06-04 07:52:13
LAST POST by Ng Yo

All Planetcrap content (c) 2000-2017 Ng Yo Enterprises, LLC.
#76 by Chunkstyle
2017-06-04 23:43:11
Probably not last post.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#77 by Wudi
2017-06-05 00:51:31
Probably not...

Zep--

w0rd up!
#78 by jafd
2017-06-20 06:16:41
This is your daily reminder that you're all bunch of f****** idiots.

I am a prototype for a much larger system.
#79 by jafd
2017-06-20 06:16:43
This is your daily reminder that you're all bunch of f****** idiots.

I am a prototype for a much larger system.
#80 by jafd
2017-06-20 06:16:59
.. LOSE

I am a prototype for a much larger system.
#81 by jafd
2017-06-20 06:17:41
Thanks, Gabe!

I am a prototype for a much larger system.
#82 by Wudi
2017-06-21 02:14:29
Nice try.

/last post

Zep--

w0rd up!
#83 by Wudi
2017-06-21 07:51:33
Who's excited for CMB's Grimoire?

Zep--
*I'm not

w0rd up!
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