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Oh My Fucking Christ, I'm A Phalanx Of Dicks
December 20th 2016, 15:15 CET by jafd

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#1 by McBain
2016-12-20 15:16:55
We all agree.

"The buyer of a [credit default swap] does not need to own the underlying security or other form of credit exposure; in fact the buyer does not even have to suffer a loss from the default event."  WHEEEE!
#2 by Chunkstyle
2016-12-20 15:30:08
Indeed.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#3 by Greg
2016-12-20 15:30:53
True dat.

#4 by Chunkstyle
2016-12-20 15:31:43
How big a bag do you need for a full phalanx of dicks?

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#5 by Gabe
2016-12-20 15:43:52
http://www.dartpublishing.com
Something like http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/largest-shopping-bag-made-from-paper.
#6 by CheesyPoof
2016-12-20 15:52:08
It's an X-Mas miracle!

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#7 by anaqer
2016-12-20 21:18:27
Surely, a Dick-Smash miracle is what you meant to say.
#8 by Wudi
2016-12-22 07:08:43
I recently had the misfortune to visit QT3.

WTF?

No go to last page, no go to first post. What an ass of design. Tom Chick is truly a double-down faggot.

No ads? I haven't seen ads on the internet since I installed AdBlock. Is his shitty redesign supposed to foster money from brain damaged retards?

I don't get it. Thanks for banning me I guess because that site is some real shit now.

He would have done better to pay m0rn to finish PlanetCrap 7.0 and used that.

Merry Christmas!

Zep--

w0rd up!
#9 by Ergo
2016-12-22 19:34:18
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#10 by Wudi
2016-12-22 21:59:34
I can almost taste your librul tears. You still have to go back.

#MAGA

Zep--

w0rd up!
#11 by gaggle
2016-12-23 02:45:07
K

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#12 by Dumdeedum
2016-12-23 15:36:38
http://www.dumdeedum.com
I think I must be going soft in my old age, I just feel kind of sorry for Wudi these days.

MP3 Of The Week: is this thing on?
#13 by Wudi
2016-12-24 03:20:57
Oh, don't feel sorry for me. I'm having the time of my life.

Trump as Prez.
OK to be WHITE again.
Send em back.
Restrict Muslims Immigration.
Making America Great Again!

One man should not be this happy! And yet, Trump makes it possible to believe in America again!

Zep--

w0rd up!
#14 by Dumdeedum
2016-12-24 04:35:27
http://www.dumdeedum.com
No, sorry for you that you're still here after well over a decade trying to get a rise out of us.  At a certain point the idea that you're here sassing us silly liberals with your rapier wit and parroting of /r/The_Donald/ talking points must start to ring a little hollow, even to you.  There's hardly anyone left here and we're all clearly quite indifferent to you, so why keep coming back?  The attention?  Are you trying to fit in?  Do you think we're all friends and this is how friends are with each other?

Jafd at least I can look at and go hey, he's legit mentally ill and needs therapy and/or meds, but you, at what, late 40s, early 50s?  Do you not have anything better to do?

MP3 Of The Week: is this thing on?
#15 by gaggle
2016-12-24 11:09:28
Damn!

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#16 by Chunkstyle
2016-12-24 18:03:52
Thanks for the Xmas present post, Dum.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#17 by gaggle
2016-12-25 01:45:59
Such a burn we had a nice warm Christmas.

Happy blah to y'all, hope you had an okay time. I ate way more than necessary, and spent time w family, that's all I ever wish for.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#18 by Wudi
2016-12-25 13:24:27
Wow dumdeedum. Just wow.

I had to look up what /r/thedonald even meant. Reddit? While I have heard of it (the site) it's not on my reading list on the internet.

I make and form my opinions solely by myself and from my life experiences. I do not parrot or parody ideas that are not my own.

Maybe you forget what this site used to be about, or maybe you never knew. A place for people to speak their opinion free of censorship from the "main stream".

For the record, I am 55 and doing quite well in my life.

This is typical planetcrap nonsense from you. I am immune from your insults and disdain.

Why has everyone left this site? I can point to you and the handful of other shit-posters still left posting here. You chased them away.

I however, have a thick skin and am not so easily bullied by internet nerds.

Since you like insults so much, I'll sling one back at you.
Go back to watching CNN and taking care of your wife's son now, in your mom's basement. :)

Zep--

w0rd up!
#19 by gaggle
2016-12-25 16:42:20
K

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#20 by Wudi
2016-12-25 17:33:02
What?

Zep--

w0rd up!
#21 by jafd
2016-12-25 18:28:26
Who else is dead besides Leslie? I don't see anything here that looks like a claw alt--but maybe her spouse no longer allows her to use the Internet to frequent loathsome, bourgoisie sites filled with reprobates such as this one. Or he finally just up and wholly ate her.

I'll let you troopers continue to get a handle on things that seemed plausible once, like professional sporting events and wholly believable tales of nineteen boxcutters resulting in fiery debris an unburnt passport.

Have any of you seen the CGI yet?



Imma let you finish, after I leave you with this. When I was much younger, my favorite periodical was Games magazine. Except for, the Cryptic Crossword; there was always one big one each month, and then sometimes they were included within other puzzles, because they were significantly popular, so the editors said.

I absolutely hated them. I couldn't figure out what they meant, or even what solving them would look like, let alone, how to even attempt them. Other puzzles could be hard, but these were always a blank wall to me. I would gamely attempt to do them once in a while--this was at an age where I filled every other nook and cranny of whitespace in the scratch book with all manner of letters and numbers--but after a few minutes of increasingly befuddled bewilderment, I would always give up in frustration and grief.

I felt bad for not knowing how to solve every puzzle every month. It was years later that I came to know, firstly, that's okay to not solve every puzzle, considering lots of people likely would not be able to solve even one, and doubly, the puzzles that stymied me were utterly unsolvable to my ten-year-old self, as many of them deliberately included references to then-current pop culture and foreign languages that I had never yet heard of.

Thus, this is and has been my gift to you--shit you can't figure out. It is earnestly hoped that it will all be rendered sensible later, with a minimum of embarrassment.


he's legit mentally ill and needs therapy and/or meds


Hey, look, Reed--there's some CGI right there. Reap the whirlwind.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#22 by jafd
2016-12-25 19:02:14
I will drop a clue though, because I love you--"phalanx" is a Demon's Souls reference. You're welcome.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#23 by schnee
2016-12-27 00:12:16
david@snowdesign.com
What?
#24 by anaqer
2016-12-27 11:27:44
Cunts will be cunts, innit.
#25 by yotsuya
2017-01-06 23:48:04
I thought Morn was going to pull the plug on this mother fucker about a year ago.

'Sup?
#26 by Chunkstyle
2017-01-07 01:01:54
He was, but nostalgia is strong.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#27 by lwf
2017-01-08 08:01:21
So dum is the reason they all left. I never would have guessed.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#28 by OmegaFoRCe
2017-01-11 02:08:49
So PlanetCrap has a Wikipedia entry... Wikipedia
I came across it while searching for Morn to see if he still exists out there in the nether. Apart from a 6-month old YouTube post he doesn't show up much.

#29 by Wudi
2017-01-16 15:06:26
Happy New Year, m0rn and Gabe!

Zep--

w0rd up!
#30 by jafd
2017-02-05 01:22:59
I thought Morn was going to pull the plug on this mother fucker about a year ago.


We're not each other's type.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#31 by Ergo
2017-02-22 06:19:46
You're not anyone's type, nut job. It's why you'll always be single.

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#32 by jafd
2017-02-24 11:00:57
you'll always be single


... because marriage is for cunts.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#33 by jafd
2017-02-24 11:01:36

... because marriage is for cunts.



Still--preferable to a Clinton presidency.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#34 by Ergo
2017-03-02 08:01:16
Like a fish in a barrel.

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#35 by jafd
2017-03-05 08:01:53
Hey, in the last eighty-six hours, I've unraveled the central enigma in my life--what have you done, faggot?

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#36 by jafd
2017-03-05 08:03:27
"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg



I don't get it. Is this a Rorschach test, a cry for help, or your mother's masturbatory effluvium? Asking for a friend.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#37 by jafd
2017-03-05 08:05:33
"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian



SPEAKING OF WHICH, you fagnuts can expect a roll call on that one soon enough, or you can just hit me with a fag drone fag strike, take your pick, you stupid fucking wingnuts.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#38 by jafd
2017-03-05 08:06:15
03-05 08:05:33



I haven't even started yet.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#39 by jafd
2017-03-05 08:13:19
Well, now we know how jafd is.

Jesus, you make a lot of faggy assumptions.



Lost 4 grandparents to dementia, lost Mom to cancer.

Half of my grandparents were dead before I were born, and the other half were yuge faggots. AND, my mother IS a Cancer.

Take my wife... Nigga, please!



In hindsight the cancer was worse.

The rare example, of a fate worse than a Clinton presidency.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#40 by gaggle
2017-03-05 12:54:53
K

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." : : - FML
#41 by Ergo
2017-03-05 19:29:00
Wow.

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#42 by jafd
2017-03-12 05:56:55
Wow.


There's that "A game" we talked about.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
#43 by Ergo
2017-03-12 21:04:15
LAST POST.

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#44 by Charlie Wiederhold
2017-03-20 06:49:45
www.gamingisstupid.com
LAST POST.

I get the feeling you might not have been told "No" often enough as a child.
#45 by Ergo
2017-03-21 05:48:21
Aren't you supposed to be working on the next Duke Nukem game?

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#46 by Charlie Wiederhold
2017-03-22 03:29:08
www.gamingisstupid.com
No.
#47 by Ergo
2017-03-22 06:14:19
Considering that you haven't posted here in around 15 years or so, I'll cut you some slack. I was taunting jafd, who has a rep of being borderline insanebully insane and cannot help responding to anything posted about him.

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#48 by Ergo
2017-03-22 06:14:55
Fully insane. Stupid phone.

"THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
#49 by Charlie Wiederhold
2017-03-22 07:43:41
www.gamingisstupid.com
You seem to assume I'm out of practice.

No.
#50 by jafd
2017-03-23 09:53:18
>Coming Out as Transgender Made Me a More Effective CIA Officer

>I sat in a bunker hoping the incoming rocket did not have my name on it. I was a young CIA officer, called by September 11 to serve, and found myself amid generals and sheikhs, writing for presidents—the life I’d dreamed of since childhood. Drained by 18-hour days and fitful sleep, my demons flooded the moments of peace. In the dark, I heard fighting beyond the wall, thought of friends killed and wounded, and remembered my secret. You feel explosions before you hear them, and there was a bomb at the center of my life that no one could see. I was transgender, and feared I would lose my family and friendships. It was before an Executive Order protected transgender employees, and I imagined myself ridiculed or fired if I admitted the truth. I had heard a story about what happened to one CIA officer who had taken that step:

>"Once upon a time, an officer with decades of experience lost it; clearly the stress. One day he decided he was now a woman—hilarious I know—and wanted everyone to believe him. Management didn't know what to do with the transsexual. CIA had only just accepted gays; the officer left the Agency." When I was a child I knew that trans-people existed, but I knew I couldn’t possibly be one of them. I was going to make history, not be some freak on television. My self-discipline and self-hatred marched in lock-step. I bottled up my problem, and tried to live up to the CIA's values: to “put mission before self” and “go where others cannot.” But CIA has other chiseled words: “the truth shall set you free.” How could I speak truth to power but not be honest with myself?

>Sinking into depression, I built a double life; living as a woman outside work and changing genders in Langley's unisex restrooms. My juggling act faltered at a staff meeting when a friend whispered that I had forgotten to remove my mascara. The trans-community has a joke: “What's the difference between a crossdresser and someone who changes genders? Two years.” The punchline ignores the trans-people who never transition or find happiness outside the gender binary. But for me, my hours as Jenny lifted a terrible sadness in my life. If you found out you needed glasses, and discovered that the world is filled with beauty and color that you thought was just a blur, why would you ever take them off?

>I finally reached the breaking point. I was failing at my job and found myself crying in the bathroom. I walked into my boss's office and closed the door. She later told me she was relieved when I told her. From the look on my face, she thought I had cancer. Much had changed in the years since the last transgender officer came out. When my boss gathered my co-workers to tell them that I was transitioning, one of the millennials remarked: "Good for her. Can we get back to work now?" Meanwhile, after stalling in the parking lot for an hour, I badged in to discover that my colleagues had bought me a gift card to a women's clothing store. A friend deadpanned, "Jenny, nobody liked you as a guy anyway."

>The most terrifying day of my life turned out to be a non-event, but it was another step in pushing the Agency out of the closet. For 40 years, the CIA had fired gay and lesbian officers for being themselves; an injustice and senseless waste of America's silent defenders. By contrast, today's CIA embraced my transition. Colleagues shared stories of LGBT loved ones, and other transgender officers started to come out. Director John Brennan began wearing a rainbow lanyard, and a CIA booth stands at D.C.’s annual Gay Pride Festival. That progress is long overdue. One study estimates approximately 134,000 transgender veterans have served in our military, and over 15,000 currently serve in our armed forces. When I walk the rows at Arlington, I can’t help but dwell on the closeted soldiers of past generations.




Hey, are any of you gu... uh, citizens hungry? I have all this cold vengeance delivered in, like forty-four years worth, and I totally can't finish it all. Have at it, Kids.


Charlie, you're the first head out of the bowl that I don't want to immediately knock back down. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my handler-Archon.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian
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