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Important Announcement
November 27th 2002, 02:53 CET by Morn

To all the people who keep saying that they're "waiting for Star Wars Galaxies" because "it's going to be the bestest game ever":

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Thank you!
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#1 by Morn
2002-11-27 02:54:53
morn@planetcrap.com http://hmans.net
Actually, I would like to extend this to... everybody. STOP THE CONSTANT WAILING!

C R A P R A D I O - Game Music Internet Radio Thingy! Brrraaaiiinnns!
#2 by bago
2002-11-27 02:58:02
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
I was going to make a witty remark, but I decided against it...

There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
#3 by bago
2002-11-27 03:04:54
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Look! They even made an acronym just for you morn!

NTBUSWAB

There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
#4 by Matt Perkins
2002-11-27 03:18:18
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Wait a second, the wailing is not wanted at PC?  Where in the fuck does one wail then!  Dammit, Morn, yer fucking with us now!

"Fuck you for making me laugh out loud and causing people to look in my direction."  - Warren
#5 by Fugazi(werking)
2002-11-27 03:22:20
Do people actually say this? Or is this more German propaganda?

"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
#6 by Warren Marshall
2002-11-27 03:26:42
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
WSTS

"Quit whining you haven't done anything wrong because, frankly, you haven't done much of anything."
#7 by ProStyle
2002-11-27 03:28:13
http://prostyle.deviantart.com
I am totally confused as to how the fuck this relates to anything. That is all.

I'm like a quote out of context...
#8 by Matt Perkins
2002-11-27 03:29:04
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
#7

And the rest of the topics here all make complete and total sense use heavy doses of logic to defend their points.

"Fuck you for making me laugh out loud and causing people to look in my direction."  - Warren
#9 by Fugazi(werking)
2002-11-27 03:29:51
JEOMK

"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
#10 by LPMiller
2002-11-27 03:30:01
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
I agree with Morn. I fucking hate star wars fanbois, but Star Wars MMRPG fanbois suck more than average ass.

I believe I can fly......urk.
#11 by ProStyle
2002-11-27 03:32:19
http://prostyle.deviantart.com
#8 - Maybe your sarcastic remarks ring true but at least those topics are voted in by the general population of posters here. I'm just saying if the fascist thread posting regime is about to be kicked into high gear at least lets get something with some substance.... :\

I'm like a quote out of context...
#12 by LPMiller
2002-11-27 03:33:42
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
Any time you want to start your own forum, feel free.

I believe I can fly......urk.
#13 by The_Joker
2002-11-27 03:48:43
http://www.jackinworld.com
Judging from morn's reaction, Star Wars Galaxies will not have any curry in it.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka
#14 by Duality
2002-11-27 04:34:12
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
I'm thinking there needs to be a Shadowbane reference coming up ...
#15 by CheesyPoof
2002-11-27 04:45:02
I didn't even know their was fanboism around SWG already.  Tells you how much I am into the MMORPG scene.
#16 by Christoph
2002-11-27 04:45:44
christoph753@hotmail.com
I, for one, am not looking forward to Star Wars Galaxies.  Since SOE is designing it, it will probably bear a close resemblance to EQ with Star Wars Themes and a few new ideas implemented.  After reading their FAQ page, I will be very suprised if even 50% of their new ideas make it into the game's release.  Their PVP system doesn't sound very impressive and the purchasing of territory gives an advantage to those who get in early.  I will take a wait and see approach to this one but I am very doubtful I will play the game at all.

"insert obscure quote here"
#17 by Bailey
2002-11-27 04:59:59
Any multiplayer SW game which denies certain percentiles of the frenzied fucko fanboi population from being jedis is destined to end up a flaming wreckage of whining, petitions, and rampant kvetching. Moreso than those faggy EQ types, if you can believe it.

As for the game itself, who cares. JKII was fun, anything that requires camping is not.

Sometimes the porn gets in my face and says "Don't delete me, I'm jerkable." At which point I ask "Yes, but will you be jerkable in three weeks?" And the porn is silent.
#18 by snowcrash-22
2002-11-27 05:03:17
snowcrash22@excite.com
I've waiting for a SWG topic.
#19 by Matthew Gallant
2002-11-27 06:11:39
http://www.truemeaningoflife.com
Now you having chance! Give typing of you thought!

"Is the internet making people less intelligent?"
"You mean like how video cameras cause thrown objects to hit men in the crotch?"
#20 by Squeaky
2002-11-27 06:25:59
OMFG!!!111 d00dz!!!111111111

ST:G r0x0rs!!!!!1

KEKKEKE lolllolololollolololollol!!!!!!!111!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!111111

morn is our weekly special at an incredibly low price of $7
Pitiful DVD Collection
#21 by Squeaky
2002-11-27 06:26:41
ST??

what the fuck?

morn is our weekly special at an incredibly low price of $7
Pitiful DVD Collection
#22 by bago
2002-11-27 06:32:08
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Star Trek: Generations!

There are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
#23 by Matt Davis
2002-11-27 10:00:11
http://looroll.com
What Star Wars character would Jesus play?

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having heard it. God have mercy on your soul.
#24 by The_Joker
2002-11-27 11:05:09
http://www.jackinworld.com
Jesus would most likely play Arnold Schwarzenegger as Eddy Murphy as Princes Amidala.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka
#25 by Matt Davis
2002-11-27 11:24:34
http://looroll.com
Thats hot.

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having heard it. God have mercy on your soul.
#26 by Ashiran
2002-11-27 13:22:13
You are a sick bunny, Matt.

"This is planetcrap, where we nuke everything from orbit." - Bailey
#27 by Matt Davis
2002-11-27 13:37:37
http://looroll.com
I'm sick? I'm not the one that came up with it.

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having heard it. God have mercy on your soul.
#28 by Marsh Davies
2002-11-27 14:07:26
www.verbalchilli.com
Planet Crap is the only gaming forum I visit, so I haven't heard any fanbois screaming yet. Should any come here though, ditto m0rn...

#29 by m0nty
2002-11-27 14:27:01
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
We already had a SWG topic back in May. Nevertheless, I would like to add my support to mr0n's railing against wailing. The Jaded-And-Cynical look is so 2000.
#30 by "ART SCHMART!"
2002-11-27 14:38:30
I shoved a yoda action figure up my butt in protest, but was it really in protest?  Film at 11.
#31 by VeeSPIKE
2002-11-27 14:47:10
I protest

The media doesn't educate, it sensationalizes. That's why there's no learning curve, just repeated bouts of gross stupidity. Bailey
#32 by Darkseid-D
2002-11-27 14:55:36
rogerboal@hotmail.com
If we get to kill gungans and ewoks, I might bother with it.

who cares if only a lucky few get to be jedi, its ALL about hurting the ewoks and gungans


Mesa Fuck joo ub good yub yub

R

Trust me, Im a professional.
#33 by Bailey
2002-11-27 17:04:31
Careful. Them gungans is dangerous.

Sometimes the porn gets in my face and says "Don't delete me, I'm jerkable." At which point I ask "Yes, but will you be jerkable in three weeks?" And the porn is silent.
#34 by jafd
2002-11-27 17:07:54
My decision on which GIP to sign up for again someday is pretty much going to be wholly based on their Ebay policy.

My decision on whether or not to sign up for another GIP is another matter. I'm mostly resigned to getting roped into one at some point in the future, the promise of thick-end graphics combined with the possibility that some dev will eventually make a fun game is not so improbable as to keep me away forever.

I'll play Star Wars if I can get to be a pilot without having to play for a bajillion hours or suck a bajillion PC dicks just to get a seat in the nose. Maybe. Dunno, I really just want to fly into the bridge of a SSD over and over, that was my favourite scene! Hah!

Don't laugh -- you're next.
#35 by Bailey
2002-11-27 17:17:05
Piloting is only available if you suck off Veran- er, I mean, buy the expansion pack a few months after SW:G's release.

Sometimes the porn gets in my face and says "Don't delete me, I'm jerkable." At which point I ask "Yes, but will you be jerkable in three weeks?" And the porn is silent.
#36 by "Balderama"
2002-11-27 18:11:43
support@real.com www.planetcrap.com
#35 I've got your expansion pack right here! (grabs crotch)
and BOY IS IT EXPANDING!
#37 by Fugazi(werking)
2002-11-27 18:54:28
That's not an expansion pack, that's just a small patch.

"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
#38 by Ergo
2002-11-27 18:56:11
Or a bug fix.

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

DVDs
#39 by "Krink"
2002-11-27 19:11:36
a tiny bug fix
#40 by Shadarr
2002-11-27 19:13:33
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
They should charge an extra $50 a month for Jedi characters.  People would pay.
#41 by Foodbunny
2002-11-27 19:23:59
foodbunny@attbi.com http://www.foodbunny.com
My cousin was so looking forward to SW:G until I told him that there was going to be a limit to the number of jedi allowed.  Now he's completely uninterested.

It won't have any impact on DNF.  Nothing really does.
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Scott Miller.
#42 by LoneStar
2002-11-27 19:38:56
cwcraig64@hotmail.com
I want to play so I can be Jar-Jar, my favorite all time favorite character from Star Wars! Jar-Jar kicks ass!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one
#43 by LoneStar
2002-11-27 19:39:18
cwcraig64@hotmail.com
All hail Jar-Jar!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one
#44 by Chunkstyle
2002-11-27 19:42:15
No.
#45 by Shadarr
2002-11-27 19:59:21
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I'm looking forward to the Bioware Star Wars game a heck of a lot more than Galaxies.  It at least has a chance of being a good game.
#46 by Bezzy
2002-11-27 20:02:34
painberry@hotmail.com http://www.antifactory.org
What are you talking about? All StarWars merchendise is worth your American dollar! Grade A shits!

My only problem with Bezzy is, truly and honestly, about one third of his longer, passionate posts make no sense to me.  I don't necessarily agree or disagree, I just literally can't parse them.  - Hugin
#47 by Bezzy
2002-11-27 20:04:41
painberry@hotmail.com http://www.antifactory.org
If you don't buy Clone Wars, they won't have enough money to make the other titles good!

My only problem with Bezzy is, truly and honestly, about one third of his longer, passionate posts make no sense to me.  I don't necessarily agree or disagree, I just literally can't parse them.  - Hugin
#48 by Shadarr
2002-11-27 20:22:55
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I just wish they'd come out with a decent SW RTS.  Ideally, it would combine the space battles of Homeworld with the earthbound combat of Earth 2150.
#49 by Col. Kilgore
2002-11-27 20:34:47
Planet Crap is the only gaming forum I visit


Planet Crap is a gaming forum? Who'd have known...
#50 by Hugin
2002-11-27 20:50:05
lmccain@nber.org
As long as they don't cap Bounty Hunters, or say that droids can't be armed.  I couldn't care less about the Jedi.
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