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And now for something completely different.
September 5th 2002, 01:01 CEST by Morn

Rate my kitten. Thank you.
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#1 by Duality
2002-09-05 01:04:21
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
morn pimps better than Gestalt ever could.

-Jon
#2 by Max
2002-09-05 01:04:46
http://massivebraincase.org/
I like grapes.

"In two weeks they are patching in pet racing and pet boxing.  I hope to have turned Bailey into a killing machine by then.  We'll see." -Foodbunny
#3 by Squeaky
2002-09-05 01:05:51
wrathful grapes?

#4 by Max
2002-09-05 01:06:47
http://massivebraincase.org/
Pimp grapes.

"In two weeks they are patching in pet racing and pet boxing.  I hope to have turned Bailey into a killing machine by then.  We'll see." -Foodbunny
#5 by Your Friend
2002-09-05 01:07:21
Rate mine too
#6 by Foodbunny
2002-09-05 01:09:01
foodbunny@attbi.com http://www.foodbunny.com
There's a whole gallery of our two.

Come back!  You're not a freak, you're just stupid!
#7 by Warren Marshall
2002-09-05 01:20:13
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
"Rate My Pussy" would generate a lot more traffic for that site ...

I'm just saying.

"It's pretty common for pussies, dumbasses, and their families to blame their problems on vague influences like the media and society. The truth is, fuck you."
#8 by jjohnsen
2002-09-05 01:23:54
http://www.johnsenclan.com
YF, that is one freaky looking cat.

I am trying to catch up to Ergo's Dvd collection.
#9 by averagejoe
2002-09-05 01:25:28
joe_dilworth@mentor.com
Warren is such a "glass is half full" kinda guy, god bless 'im.

Some people never go crazy. What miserable lives they must lead.
Look kids, my DVDs
#10 by m0nty
2002-09-05 01:39:56
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Cats all deserve to die. Two of my favourite words are "cat cull".

I'm more of a dog person. And a native animal person, if you know what I mean.
#11 by E-ph0nk
2002-09-05 01:40:24
http://www.electrophonk.be
Finally, a good topic.
#12 by Shadarr
2002-09-05 01:50:04
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
And a native animal person, if you know what I mean.


You make your dog wear a headdress?
#13 by Bailey
2002-09-05 01:59:09
I hope to have a cat like this to rate, someday.

[/sarcasm]
#14 by Bailey
2002-09-05 02:00:00
I think that means he likes wallaby burgers.

[/sarcasm]
#15 by Shadarr
2002-09-05 02:12:10
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
My god, that is the ugliest animal I have ever seen.  It's like one of those dogs from the Resident Evil movie, only less lifelike.
#16 by Bailey
2002-09-05 02:25:40
Sphinx cats rule. This cannot be contested.

[/sarcasm]
#17 by mgns
2002-09-05 02:26:02
Rule what?

professional philosophical level design monkey.
#18 by m0nty
2002-09-05 02:26:36
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Kangaroo is good eatin'! Especially with some tomato sauce, beetroot and sweet potato. mmm-MMM that's a tasty treat!

Cat, on the other hand, is way too stringy.
#19 by Foodbunny
2002-09-05 02:31:29
foodbunny@attbi.com http://www.foodbunny.com
This beast is already on Rate My Kitten somewhere.

Come back!  You're not a freak, you're just stupid!
#20 by Bailey
2002-09-05 02:49:33
Looks like he has an eye infection.

[/sarcasm]
#21 by Xero
2002-09-05 03:12:57
http://novakometa.blogspot.com/
Its Ren!

"Every legend, moreover, contains its residuum of truth, and the root function of language is to control the universe by describing it."
-James Baldwin
#22 by LPMiller
2002-09-05 03:27:28
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
If ever there was a reason for masterbation, this thread is it.

I believe I can fly......urk.
#23 by "Anonymous"
2002-09-05 03:30:28
http://www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=7701

hehaehehahehe
#24 by Warren Marshall
2002-09-05 03:31:52
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Would be funnier if you could figure out the magic of the urk tags.

"It's pretty common for pussies, dumbasses, and their families to blame their problems on vague influences like the media and society. The truth is, fuck you."
#25 by "Anonymous"
2002-09-05 03:37:32
I'm guessing you could apply the magic of the cut & paste and it still wouldn't be that funny. :(
#26 by Bailey
2002-09-05 03:39:24
You are correct.

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#27 by Percy Kittenz
2002-09-05 03:51:40
blakcat9@planetquake.com http://www.livejournal.com/users/percykittenz
How did this thread ever get to the front page? I'm guessing it wasn't voted in. Anyway.

While you're all at it, rate my kitten.

No, that's not photoshopped and yes, he got in there by himself. If you don't believe me, you try to force a kitten into a box he doesn't want to be in.

"And I'm working under cover for The Man." - They Might Be Giants
#28 by bago
2002-09-05 03:59:08
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
MY kingdom for an urk tag!

iamelectro
#29 by Duality
2002-09-05 04:10:41
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
http://stratoscape.ath.cx/img/kungfukitty.jpg

WATTAAAAAAAAA!

-Jon
#30 by Duality
2002-09-05 04:10:59
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
Do it yourself, fuckos.

-Jon
#31 by Warren Marshall
2002-09-05 04:24:02
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
No.

"It's pretty common for pussies, dumbasses, and their families to blame their problems on vague influences like the media and society. The truth is, fuck you."
#32 by Bailey
2002-09-05 05:34:54
There's nothing cool about throwing a cat across the room and taking a picture.

[/sarcasm]
#33 by LPMiller
2002-09-05 05:52:22
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
There is everything cool about throwing a cat. I dunno that you need to take the picture, but Kodak moments are hard to come by.

I believe I can fly......urk.
#34 by m0nty
2002-09-05 07:53:46
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Cat throwing is cool, as long as the spot you're throwing it to is filled with boiling oil, molten lava or a pack of ravenous wild dogs.
#35 by Bailey
2002-09-05 08:37:23
Try harder.

[/sarcasm]
#36 by m0nty
2002-09-05 08:57:02
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
OK... a pit of boiling oil with molten lava pouring into it, and a pack of ravenous wild dogs swimming in it?
#37 by jafd
2002-09-05 09:22:18
m0nty, no one gives a shit about your little birds that poop everywhere and your little field mice that chew holes in everything.

Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!)
#38 by jafd
2002-09-05 09:26:34
I mean, honestly, who deserves to live more? A cute, fuzzy-wuzzy kitten? Or this guy?

Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!)
#39 by Bailey
2002-09-05 09:58:40
Ease up jafd. I'd say a crippled mexican teenager already has three strikes against him.

[/sarcasm]
#40 by LesJarvis
2002-09-05 12:51:23
she's not a cat, but she's a whole hell of a lot cuter than any cat i've seen.

and fuck you jmc.

Don't, for heavens sake, be afraid of talking nonsense!  But you must pay attention to your nonsense.
#41 by Duality
2002-09-05 14:31:44
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
FRANK!

-Jon
#42 by Hugin
2002-09-05 16:21:16
lmccain@nber.org
You have seem to have a definition of "cute" with which I am not familair.
#43 by Phayyde
2002-09-05 17:13:12
LesJarvis forgot to include the word "sphincter" before "i've".

Beat to fit, paint to match.
#44 by Your Friend
2002-09-05 17:20:04
Aww, cmon.  I'm not even much of a dog person but that dog IS pretty cute!
#45 by Bezzy
2002-09-05 17:48:20
painberry@hotmail.com http://www.antifactory.org
Pugs???
PUGS??
*SNOOOOORT*

The best way to create an award winning game is to write the acceptance speech first.
#46 by Phayyde
2002-09-05 18:00:58
Hm.  I was mistaken.  Hugin is right.  'Cute' seems to be relative.  

I sez: animals with anus beef hanging off their faces == not cute.

Beat to fit, paint to match.
#47 by Fugazi(werking)
2002-09-05 18:03:45
I hate dogs.

"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
#48 by BobJustBob
2002-09-05 18:34:56
I hate people who hate dogs or cats.

So there.
#49 by Xero
2002-09-05 18:47:04
http://novakometa.blogspot.com/
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

"Every legend, moreover, contains its residuum of truth, and the root function of language is to control the universe by describing it."
-James Baldwin
#50 by Warren Marshall
2002-09-05 18:47:29
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
I hate.  Period.

"It's pretty common for pussies, dumbasses, and their families to blame their problems on vague influences like the media and society. The truth is, fuck you."
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