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December 31st 2001, 20:59 CET by Morn

Will it have neuter characters? Discuss!
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#1 by "Morn"
2001-12-31 20:59:37
morn@planetcrap.com http://www.planetcrap.com
LOSE.. LOSE..
#2 by "jafd"
2001-12-31 21:05:43
kallisti@hell.com http://jafd.isfuckingbrilliant.com
I'd like to point out, that we only have a few hours left before it is 2002 for everyone. Let's just sit quietly and help others to be more happy, and in a short while, we'll know for certain.

If no one likes that idea, I'm also in favor of a discussion o
#3 by "Desiato"
2001-12-31 21:18:50
desiato_hotblack@hotmail.com http://www.opencrap.org
2002. Year of the Monkey. Oh wait, that isn't right.

*Start again.*

2002. Year of the Horse.

Apocalypse? Some friendly centaur bearing gifts of equine refinement?

Nay.

It will be the year, where I will no longer load opencrap and look for the most recent rant - won't laugh in loud staccato to Bailey's posts (and many others, but that last one with Mad Max was too good to not mention), won't flush with anger at trolls old and new.

It will be the year - the year of .... AP..... After Planetcrap.

It will be a year of cutting your hands on past christmas hardware purchases, bleeding into the motherboard like a hemophiliac while cursing the new case you ordered from "Happy Shining Bear Company" from the sacred forests of Haikado.

The fitting epitaph for Planetcrap would be in gestures.

Like me - and no doubt other people in the IT industry, I will be on call (yes, even holidays) and like others resigned to our fate will be spending their time at home, after a good dinner -- chatting like mad on IRC. This isn't a formal PCIRCHO, but damn it would be nice to see some of you there.

Please?

There, I tried!

For the "party peeples" please do us all a favor and get drunk. Then pass out in your hotel room, because I sure don't need to meet you "head-on" on the highway when I get called in to find out why a server took a dump.

KTHX.

Enjoy your waning seconds of 2001. At least this time I won't be babysitting a bunch of compliant y2k systems because my boss is too nervous that everything will get possessed like Stephen King's "Maximum Overdrive"....but that is another tale...


Desiato
#4 by "Desiato"
2001-12-31 21:32:07
desiato_hotblack@hotmail.com http://www.opencrap.org
I also would like to submit, for all those wondering about the "Year of the Horse" the following link.

Year 2002 Chinese Black Horse Year

My favorite quote:

If your lucky element is water or fire, then you have a chance to get lucky in year 2002.


So I have to douse myself with water and light a candle to get laid?

Dammit!


Desiato
#5 by "DinglePLOOSH!!!!!!"
2001-12-31 21:48:49
"Let's just sit quietly and help others to be more happy"

Kind of like you did for that girl upon the death of her partner? You don't know your head from your ass.
#6 by "Caryn Law"
2001-12-31 21:52:02
carynlaw@pacbell.net
"Let's just sit quietly and help others to be more happy"


I can think of many people who, if they would just sit quietly, would make me so happy.

:)
#7 by "DinglePLOOSH!!!!!!"
2001-12-31 21:54:23
"I can think of many people who, if they would just sit quietly, would make me so happy."

I'd be glad to, so you could do all the work riding me like a steer scrambling out of a mudhole.
#8 by "Caryn Law"
2001-12-31 21:58:07
carynlaw@pacbell.net
#7 DinglePLOOSH!!!!!!
"I can think of many people who, if they would just sit quietly, would make me so happy."

I'd be glad to, so you could do all the work riding me like a steer scrambling out of a mudhole.


Why, I do declare...I think that's the first time Dingle has targetted me since I've started posting here.

I...I...feel so accepted. *sniff*
#9 by "Bailey"
2001-12-31 22:24:16
bailey@evilemail.com
An excerpt from the journal of one Bailey, Dec.31, 2001...

Until the very end of the first year of the millenium, we were haunted by the enigma of the neuter. Though our loyal worker monkeys had boldly done their best to discover it's inner meaning and truths, in the end, we could not escape it any more than we could remove it from our minds, and it consumed all intelligent thought and conversation in it's path. Thus it was known that the Dutch were truly the only neuters in our lives, and though Tannhauser Gate's Mimesis had neuter aliens, no one cared. No one cared at all.

Except for the usenet spam. There was a little caring about that. But still, not much.

And so the sun set on the final day, leaving us a mere decade to achieve enlightenment before that Mayan death wheel thing in 2012, discussing the merits of Caryn's toes, pontificating on how the trolls would now be able to bump the DNF deathwatch up to seven years, and generally wishing to wipe out all unintelligent life on the planet, which by our calculations, would leave only five people, none of which posted to PC. I was only slightly consoled in this knowing that in a few short years, I would have my giant cyborg exoskeleton, and crush puny fleshlings on a whim. More so than already.

Because, as god is my witness and tsince he ells me it's the right thing to do, often through my six-speed multi-setting massage showerhead, the very same showerhead I got at a bargain sale because it killed that bus full of crippled orphans, I will kill all humans.

And, uh... good will to man, etc.
#10 by "Matthew Gallant"
2001-12-31 22:41:11
mg@truemeaningoflife.com http://truemeaningoflife.com
Speaking of DNF...
#11 by "sentinel"
2001-12-31 22:46:32
#10 Matthew Gallant
Speaking of DNF...

That's easy BTW, Doom 3 ofcourse. SC2 and DNF will never ever be released.
#12 by "crash"
2001-12-31 23:27:36
crash@dork.com
Thinking...
#13 by "crash"
2001-12-31 23:28:37
crash@dork.com
oh, and 2002 will have neuters. 2001 did... i mean, michael jackson's been around for a while now. sheesh. easy answer.
#14 by "Buccaneer"
2002-01-01 01:11:58
buccaneer@planetcrap.com http://www.strangepeople.net
2002 feels already gooood.
#15 by "Desiato"
2002-01-01 01:17:34
desiato_hotblack@hotmail.com http://www.opencrap.org
I'm expecting waaaaaay more "I'm drunk posts" than usual.


You've been warned.



Desiato
#16 by "Gabe"
2002-01-01 01:18:36
gabe@opencrap.org http://www.opencrap.org
I'm going to be drunk. Does that count?
#17 by "Desiato"
2002-01-01 01:24:02
desiato_hotblack@hotmail.com http://www.opencrap.org
#16 Gabe
I'm going to be drunk. Does that count?


Only if you post with the laptop from the front yard, pants down to your knees with a crumpled noisemaker in one hand a magnum of champagne in the other. I suppose typing with your nose.

Oh, and a druken build of opencrap, because "I FSINXED A FEW THINGAS NOW RANB SOOPER!$#@!"

Then it would count.

:-)

Desiato
#18 by "buki"
2002-01-01 01:27:45
buki@fags.gamersangst.com www.planetblah.com
I'll be drunk and silly!  Er, once I get home, that is.

Cheers with my first beer :)
#19 by "Desiato"
2002-01-01 01:32:14
desiato_hotblack@hotmail.com http://www.opencrap.org
#18 buki
I'll be drunk and silly!  Er, once I get home, that is.Cheers with my first beer :)


Roger that, buki -- remember, all caps and wanton disregard for spelling is key!!

Key I tell you!!


Desiato
#20 by "Waren Marshall"
2002-01-01 01:32:43
warren_AT_epicgames.com http://www.epicgames.com
I think it would be great to have a "I'm drunk!" button in OpenCrap that automatically alters your post to include all the proper spelling mistakes, inserts words in various places and randomizes capitalization ...
#21 by "Desiato"
2002-01-01 01:38:06
desiato_hotblack@hotmail.com http://www.opencrap.org
#20 Waren Marshall
I think it would be great to have a "I'm drunk!" button in OpenCrap that automatically alters your post to include all the proper spelling mistakes, inserts words in various places and randomizes capitalization ...


And one that replaces "linux" with "LOOOONIX" and "Open Source" with "Open Sores"....and of course includes the latest stock graph. Wait a minute, that wouldn't work, the vertical axis would kill the message format. Never mind me then!

And of course the "Puke" button next to "Honk".


Desiato
#22 by "DinglePLOOSH!!!!!!"
2002-01-01 01:38:58
They should have caught Michael Jackson BEFORE he boinked some adolescent on the tilt-a-whirl during one of his infamous pee-wee sleepovers.
#23 by "Paul"
2002-01-01 02:22:04
I predict these things will happen in 2002:
Superbowl: Rams vs Steelers. Rams win 27 to 14.
College Football: Nebraska wins 24 to 21.
Notre Dame goes 7 and 4.
College Basketball: Illinois beats Duke 79 to 73.
Hockey: Detroit wins Stanley Cup in 6.
NBA: Lakers win in 6.

I also predict my predictions may never be verified because planetcrap might not be around when many of these predictions occur. And if the site is around, I predict my predictions might be horribly wrong.

- Paul
#24 by "Bailey"
2002-01-01 03:02:49
bailey@evilemail.com
crash

oh, and 2002 will have neuters. 2001 did... i mean, michael jackson's been around for a while now. sheesh. easy answer.

If Michael Jackson was a neuter, that little boy's bottom wouldn't have been hurt, and Jackson wouldn't have settled out of court.

Kill all neuters?
#25 by "Haze"
2002-01-01 03:05:32
southrnx@standard.net.au
Happy New Year everyone :)
#26 by "Leslie Nassar"
2002-01-01 03:13:50
http://www.leslienassar.com/
My voice blaring throughout the stadium , I say:

THE FINAL SCORE OF TODAY'S GAME WILL BE COLTS TWENTY-SEVEN, CARDINALS TWENTY-FOUR.  THE COLTS WILL WIN TODAY'S SUPER BOWL BY THREE POINTS.

And all hell breaks loose.
#27 by "Cliff"
2002-01-01 03:26:16
cps46@earthlink.net
Waren Marshall #20
I think it would be great to have a "I'm drunk!" button in OpenCrap that automatically alters your post to include all the proper spelling mistakes, inserts words in various places and randomizes capitalization ...

u cud use a systm like this, wich wil take u halfway ther.

fre windoze program here, open sorce perl script here.  hint hint gabe.
#28 by "Gabe"
2002-01-01 03:29:46
gabe@opencrap.org http://www.opencrap.org
#27 by Cliff
hint hint gabe.

WTF do you care you CrapSpy user!
#29 by "Cliff"
2002-01-01 03:31:20
cps46@earthlink.net
I shall probably be getting waaaaaaaay too fux0red to do the I'M DRIKNING PSOT!!!1!!!~` thing later on, but I think I met and even exceeded my quota in that regard this year.  

Typing is just about an autonomous bodily function at this point in my life, so both temporary and cumulative brain damage due to insufflation of Pledge tends to show only in the contents of my posts.

ONLY?  bwahahah.
#30 by "Cliff"
2002-01-01 03:35:28
cps46@earthlink.net
Gabe #28
#27 by Cliff

hint hint gabe.

WTF do you care you CrapSpy user!

Hey I want to try the newer versions of OpenCrap (which incorporate some of my requests, yay!) but it won't run for me anymore.  Crashes every time I start it up.  I've been meaning to do some system maintenance/cleanup, but you know...

Anyway, the juicy details are:
WinMe, IE 5.50.4807.2300, XML update
And the error is...ehm...now it's running.  I swear, I tested this a number of times last week, fresh reboots and all.

Ehm, I'm drunk, yeah, that's the ticket.

/hangs head in shame
#31 by "DinglePLOOSH!!!!!!"
2002-01-01 03:35:58
No, those who drink do weird things like piss without flushing nor washing their hands, they dance on tables, they vomit, and then drive home in a way that resembles something off COPS.

Just take a Lortab. Then take an Ativan. Then drink one wine cooler.

You're set for NYE.
#32 by "Cliff"
2002-01-01 03:44:23
cps46@earthlink.net
DinglePLOOSH!!!!!! #31
Just take a Lortab. Then take an Ativan. Then drink one wine cooler.

Dude, it's all about the MAOIs and tryptamines, the dramamines and dextromethorphans, and lest we forget, the ayahuasca, salvia divinorum and san pedro.

Of course, if that's not enough you can get the magnet powered bike helmet based on the This is Your Brain on God technology. Although if that set of pages is Your HTML and Design Skills on God, you might have second thoughts.

I'm SOOOOOOO wishing I was HIGH!!!
#33 by "Cliff"
2002-01-01 03:45:23
cps46@earthlink.net
Gabe

I spoke too soon.  The windows all come up, topics start loading/refreshing, and then I get
unhandled platform exception
access violation
@ 0x7fe83d0e
#34 by "Gabe"
2002-01-01 03:55:19
gabe@opencrap.org http://www.opencrap.org
#33 by Cliff
Gabe

I spoke too soon.  The windows all come up, topics start loading/refreshing, and then I get
unhandled platform exception
access violation
@ 0x7fe83d0e

Build 1039?
#35 by "Stepto"
2002-01-01 03:59:08
stepto@gamersangst.com http://www.gamersangst.com
I'm about to roll to a New Years Eve party so let me be the first to say "Let's be careful out there people".  The roads are filled with drunken idiots.  

Also: Dear god Max Payne on the Xbox looks *amazing*

S.
#36 by "Desiato"
2002-01-01 04:04:33
desiato_hotblack@hotmail.com http://www.opencrap.org
#35 Stepto
I'm about to roll to a New Years Eve party so let me be the first to say "Let's be careful out there people".  The roads are filled with drunken idiots.  Also: Dear god Max Payne on the Xbox looks *amazing*S.


Yeah, now if only he would stop trying to hump it, then people could play!!

*snicker*

Desiato
#37 by "Cliff"
2002-01-01 04:09:06
cps46@earthlink.net
Gabe #34
Build 1039?

Yep.
OpenCrap 0.6.1039
Copyright 2001, Refracted Software. All rights reserved.
Find the latest information at http://www.opencrap.org.

Loading bookmarks...done.
Loading story cache...done.
Downloading stories...

Then it crashes -- no, wait.  This time, it didn't.  Jesus fucking christ what is going on here.  That's where it was crashing previously, every single time, including after reboots.  Did give an error on exit this time.  Retrying...still works.  Maybe it only works after it's crashed once?  I can't be bothered rebooting and retrying right now, but I guess it could be something like another program using an older XML dll in its own directory...maybe...ah fuck it.  Next year.

My system needs a major enema.  Or a decent burial.
#38 by "Stepto"
2002-01-01 04:11:32
stepto@gamersangst.com http://www.gamersangst.com
#36 Desiato
#35 Stepto
I'm about to roll to a New Years Eve party so let me be the first to say "Let's be careful out there people".  The roads are filled with drunken idiots.  Also: Dear god Max Payne on the Xbox looks *amazing*S.


Yeah, now if only he would stop trying to hump it, then people could play!!

*snicker*

Desiato


Those controller ports are the perfect size!

no wait...umm....

S.
#39 by "Desiato"
2002-01-01 04:19:26
desiato_hotblack@hotmail.com http://www.opencrap.org
Courtesy of the mr0nster...

Jazz baby, jazz!!

Streamed from this link in 128kbit MP3 format.

And for those who are computer bound....the World Time Zones. Sure there are other pages, but this one loaded really quickly..

Enjoy!

Desiato
#40 by "Desiato"
2002-01-01 04:24:23
desiato_hotblack@hotmail.com http://www.opencrap.org
Duh, on the same page, worldwide countdown.

World Wide Countdown

Kinda cool, see elapsed and remaining times.....

Don't mind me, just geeking out.


Desiato
#41 by "Anonymous"
2002-01-01 04:43:59
#18 by buki

mmm...buki...
*hugs buki*
#42 by "Anonymous"
2002-01-01 04:49:57
I have an incredibly large penis...
#43 by "wizard"
2002-01-01 04:56:37
wizardque@yahoo.com http://www.opencrap.org
just in case this is the last topic, I love you all, like the goat I keep in the garage...

Seriously, it's been good.

-wizard
Live every post on PC likes it's your last...  Budha esque pc posting  :)
#44 by "Desiato"
2002-01-01 05:28:58
desiato_hotblack@hotmail.com http://www.opencrap.org
Hi.

The best part, work hasn't called.

The worst part? I have to pretend they may.

22mins for NY!

woop.


Desiato
#45 by "Desiato"
2002-01-01 05:51:33
desiato_hotblack@hotmail.com http://www.opencrap.org
10...9...8...7..6..5..4..3..2..1.... "1900??"


New York, Wash D.C., etc...


Happy New 2k2


Desiato..


Somehow I keep thinking of that scene in "Strangedays" with the clock ticking down....I loved that movie.
#46 by "wizard"
2002-01-01 05:56:36
wizardque@yahoo.com http://www.opencrap.org
#45 Desiato

Somehow I keep thinking of that scene in "Strangedays" with the clock ticking down....I loved that movie.

Yeah, that was damn good movie.  I just keep thinking it's going to happen.  :)

-wizard
#47 by "Matthew Gallant"
2002-01-01 06:02:37
mg@truemeaningoflife.com http://truemeaningoflife.com
Think what's going to happen? Tom Sizemore dying?
#48 by "wizard"
2002-01-01 06:04:52
wizardque@yahoo.com http://www.opencrap.org
#47 Matthew Gallant
Think what's going to happen? Tom Sizemore dying?

The whole thing was about to go up at the end, if the other cops hadn't listened and actually took out the bad guys, hard core riot, which they thought would spread through out the US.
-wizard
#49 by "LPMiller"
2002-01-01 06:26:10
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
tucked the kid in bed, got pleasently drunk with the wife, got pleasently laid with same, now pleasently filling the air with the steak I had for supper.  Life is good.
#50 by "Desiato"
2002-01-01 06:28:54
desiato_hotblack@hotmail.com http://www.opencrap.org
#49 LPMiller
tucked the kid in bed, got pleasently drunk with the wife, got pleasently laid with same, now pleasently filling the air with the steak I had for supper.  Life is good.


Excellent.

2k2 its gonna r0x0r j0000!

Well, do have a good one.


Desiato
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