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Duke Nukem Forever - IT'S DONE!! (Confirmed for May 2011)
February 10th 2011, 23:46 CET by FrankZulu

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#1 by Gabe
2011-02-10 23:47:04
http://www.dartpublishing.com
Looks stupid. I won't be getting it.
#2 by Chunkstyle
2011-02-10 23:48:24
I'll get it, hopefully it's kinda fun.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#3 by bishop
2011-02-10 23:50:38
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
but this isn't the real duke nukem forever.
#4 by Chunkstyle
2011-02-10 23:52:11
It's as real as we're going to get, and from all the toilets and strippers and pixels I've seen in the previews it appears to be a real Duke game.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#5 by bishop
2011-02-10 23:55:16
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
I've stayed away from all preview material.

I suppose I'll pick it up on PC, it was my intention years ago to do that when it finally came out, but I don't know if I care anymore. Depends on the multiplayer, I guess.

A nice co-op game of duke without having to deal with the build engine might not be a bad way to pass an evening lan.
#6 by CheesyPoof
2011-02-10 23:58:49
Looks very stupid and I won't get it. However, I think I am considering the equally stupid Bulletstorm. Funny that.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#7 by Fugazi(werking)
2011-02-11 00:03:37
I will wait for the Steam sale.


And Randy Pitchford is a bigger douche than Scott Miller-which is difficult.

#8 by bishop
2011-02-11 00:20:34
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
speaking of sales, manhattan project is 400 points on xbox live this week.
#9 by Jamie
2011-02-11 00:30:37
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
It looks stupid and I'm not interested. Universal acclaim might change my mind, but somehow I doubt that'll happen.

blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#10 by gaggle
2011-02-11 00:33:37
I'll try the demo

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
#11 by Milan Brezovský
2011-02-11 00:36:00
http://uglycode.com
I bet the metascore won't get past 55.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
#12 by Gunp01nt
2011-02-11 01:09:33
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Did they use any of the 3DR assets? Somehow the development time seems really short. Or is it just that the game is that simple to make?

She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
#13 by Jamie
2011-02-11 01:20:31
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
I think the claim was that 3DR had really almost finished it this time, and just needed some money to get over the hump. Take 2 demurred (to put it mildly) but Gearbox basically just picked up that ball and ran with it.

blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#14 by FrankZulu
2011-02-11 09:33:46
YAY.

As best I can tell DNF will be a Steam-exclusive game. So no matter where or how you get it, legitimately, it will be activated to a Steam account.

I think if nothing else, this game is a collector's item. Perhaps it's going to be as bad as Rogue Warrior - some sites have suggested that. The thing is, I enjoyed Rogue Warrior for what it was; a short, buggy, B-grade game that had Mickey Rourke spurting out fantastic on-liners.

The problem is if the game is somewhere in the middle. It should either be surprisingly good, or really bad.


Sanjev Kumar,
#15 by CheesyPoof
2011-02-11 18:01:56
Everyone is expecting really bad, or at the least really tacky.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#16 by Sgt Hulka
2011-02-11 19:32:00
DNF now means Duke Nukem Finally!  I doubt I play it though.

#17 by Jibble
2011-02-11 19:39:28
Have you just been laying silently, patiently waiting for us to open up a new Duke Nukem topic?

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#18 by bishop
2011-02-11 19:40:33
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
He's already got the strategy guide planned out and everything.
#19 by Penguinx
2011-02-11 19:47:25
I bought a strategy guide for the original Duke at a thrift store a few months back. It had a preview of the forthcoming DNF in it and pledged an imminent release. I had to get it.
#20 by Matt Perkins
2011-02-11 20:04:02
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Px

Done with gags and I already? No FB love? WHY DO YOU HATE US!?!?

;)

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#21 by Penguinx
2011-02-11 20:12:38
Facebook is not something I visit a lot. It automagically updates my status from Twitter. So. Yeah. Might be time for email?
#22 by jjohnsen
2011-02-11 20:43:20
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I'll buy it at a Steam sale.  Or borrow my bother's copy when he's done, he was dumb enough to pre-order it.

#23 by bishop
2011-02-11 20:59:54
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
Did he pre-order it recently, or back in 1999?
#24 by Matt Perkins
2011-02-11 21:34:40
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Px

So go to FB and reply with a good email address, since I do not remember yours. Or reply here. Or send it telepathically. At least one of those should work.

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#25 by Penguinx
2011-02-11 22:15:18
ray @ frenden
#26 by Gunp01nt
2011-02-11 23:30:16
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Holy shit, Hulka is back?

She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
#27 by Jibble
2011-02-11 23:37:28
Crapsifter tells me he tends to return briefly at the mention of Duke Nukem.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#28 by Matt Perkins
2011-02-12 00:03:19
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Testing...3...2...1











Duke Nukem Forever! Duke Nukem Finally! Duke Nukem! Duke!

"programmers talk from a very deep gnome cavern, full of gold mechanics" - wisdom from the ancients
#29 by yotsuya
2011-02-12 06:06:00
I won't be playing it. You guys let me know how it is.

#30 by FrankZulu
2011-02-12 08:40:01
2K Reveals Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel Edition

Picture showing the BOS edition.

2K Games has officially announced that Duke Nukem Forever will be available in a deluxe limited-edition package: the Balls of Steel Edition.

This edition contains a copy of the game with exclusive Balls of Steel cover art and the following cool items:

    * Collectible bust of the greatest alien ass-kicker of all-time
    * Numbered, limited-edition certificate of authenticity
    * 100-page hardcover book: The History, Legacy & Legend: Duke Nukem Forever Art from the Vault
    * Duke Nukem Forever postcard series
    * Duke Nukem Forever radioactive emblem sticker
    * Duke Nukem Forever collectable comic book
    * Duke Nukem Forever foldable paper craft
    * Duke Nukem Forever poker chips
    * Duke Nukem Forever mini-card deck
    * Duke Nukem Forever radioactive emblem dice

Price: US$99.99 for the package.
#31 by bishop
2011-02-12 08:46:31
http://www.darkintel.org/00FF00/
but will it come with the unfinished quake2 engine version? and all of the other engine revisions?
#32 by TreeFrog
2011-02-12 16:35:03
5 quid says they make one copy only, so they can say it sold out almost immediately.

"One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble
#33 by CheesyPoof
2011-02-12 19:09:44
You see, the gun is suppose to be his penis.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#34 by Fugazi(werking)
2011-02-12 19:48:56
I think they are overestimating how "iconic" Duke Nukem really is.

#35 by LPMiller
2011-02-12 20:53:38
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
it's more correct to say, how iconic he is NOW.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#36 by Penguinx
2011-02-12 21:19:25
Say, if one were to just flat-out buy a PC, where would you get a decent machine at a good price? I have one app that doesn't like my MacPro/OSX and I wouldn't mind getting a separate Windows productivity box for it 'cause I use it that often. I haven't purchased a PC in forever, though, so I have no goddamn clue where to go. Shuttle barebones? I seem to recall those were a decent alternative to building one yourself. (I can do that, build one myself, but I don't want to. No time.)
#37 by gaggle
2011-02-12 21:21:19
Dell :S

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
#38 by LPMiller
2011-02-12 22:06:57
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
No.  Dell has really gone into the shitter.  Warranty is pure hell too.


If you want like a machine that would be decent enough at gaming, my friend just got a build from ibuypower.com and it turned out really well. Though I dunno why you don't dual boot your mac.

If you just want like a work PC, HP or Lenovo is good enough for that. Lenovo has the better warranty service, but they essentially use off the shelf parts, mostly Asus mainboards. I'm talking business machines here. They all make shitty consumer systems.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#39 by Penguinx
2011-02-12 22:56:29
ibuypower - noted!

I'm often rendering stuff on my MacPro and it would be advantageous to be drawing in this app on a Windows box while my Pro uses it's eight cores and gobs of memory on the boring stuff.
#40 by Milan Brezovský
2011-02-13 01:05:55
http://uglycode.com
While I would still build myself, I guess there's no hurt in buying a HP or... not Acer (crap history) and not Dell (warranty hell). But just briefly looking at iBuyPower, I'd go with this gaming \"rig\" or maybe this one with Phenom instead of Athlon and 8GB of RAM. But that depends on what the app you're going to use will be. If you're never going to use it as a gaming PC, then you can go much lower with the price, obviously.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
#41 by OwenButler
2011-02-13 01:43:38
http://blog.owenbutler.org/
Have you thought about a VM Px?  I use vmware fusion on my mac pro to run IE and other inferior applications for testing.  It's fairly seamless, you can enable some mode which takes each individual program and promotes it to it's own OSX style window.  Might be a cheaper option if you could spare a core.

planetcrap quote script ? firefox : chrome - my blag
#42 by LPMiller
2011-02-13 02:07:30
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
you know Milan, I've gotten to the point where I'm just tired of building and rebuilding my PC. I think I'm going to just go the ibuypower route myself next go round. I do this for a living so it kind of gets to be old hat after awhile.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#43 by Milan Brezovský
2011-02-13 03:03:35
http://uglycode.com
I can absolutely see what you're saying, LP. To be honest I was impressed by ibuypower, but I don't trust companies that are around that provide PCs customizable online; plus I rebuild once in 3-4 years so it's not a big deal.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
#44 by jjohnsen
2011-02-13 03:28:09
http://www.johnsenclan.com
When I bought an ibuypower years ago they forgot to ship the ram in the machine.  Hopefully their quality has improved since then.

#45 by LPMiller
2011-02-13 03:36:37
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
according to reseller ratings, they are much better. I dunno, my friend was happy. I'm just throwing them out there.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#46 by Shadarr
2011-02-13 10:14:25
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
It must suck to live places that aren't full of Asians.  I've never actually put a computer together myself, but I always pick my components.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#47 by FrankZulu
2011-02-13 13:42:53
Some more gameplay footage...
#48 by Milan Brezovský
2011-02-13 15:12:24
http://uglycode.com
Argh, he's so full of shit and the game looks awful.

Parhelic Triangle is coming. Eventually.
#49 by gaggle
2011-02-13 15:48:28
This makes me more excited than any of the Duke footage.


I can't believe it got leaked though. The story is that an early build of Crysis 2 is out on the Intarwebs containing the full story and multiplayer. That is not good news for a game just a month from release.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
#50 by anaqer
2011-02-13 16:17:26
The last leak I bothered with was Stalker. THAT was a proper alpha, not this "oh it's sooo unfinished" bullshit.

t mp3/week05 - sometimes fires go out
"Apple hates everyone now." - BJB
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