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The Real 2009 PlanetCrap TOTY Awards
March 19th 2010, 04:17 CET by CheesyPoof

The Real 2009 PlanetCrap TOTY Awards

So here we are once again for our annual recap of the troll year. It was not the best year for trolling but we all had our fun. A short not to all the non-winner, no whining! If you want a TOTY step it up and post.

Individual Troll of the Year Awards

PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll -- Jamie, everything is so serious. Also needs to post more.
PlanetCrap's Least Comprehensible Troll  -- Milan Brezovský, can anyone understand him when he's off his self diagnosed super vitamins?
PlanetCrap's Best Travel Troll  -- gaggle for his cross country drive across the US and blog posts
PlanetCrap's Troll Best Trying to kill PC -- gaggle for his cross country drive across the US and blog posts
PlanetCrap's Better Late Than Never Troll  -- gunp0int for calling out m0nty to do the TOTYs. Honorable mention to the limey TreeFrog
PlanetCrap's Most Irrational Troll  -- honeypower for moving across an ocean to a weird city with a weird dude. Better luck next year, I hear Oz is nice.
PlanetCrap's Most Annoying Troll  -- Format left for qt3, so this will go by default to Wudi. Woo, default!
PlanetCrap's Best New Troll/Lurker to Troll  -- HoneyPower. I think she was the only new non-spam user of the year. Good show.
PlanetCrap's Most Missed Troll -- Ergo, he gave up on the joint
PlanetCrap's Best Zombie Troll -- Dumdeedum.  I want my AC2 comic review. :-(
PlanetCrap's Best Troll Without an Icon -- eggbert. Fight the good fight!
PlanetCrap's Best Sports Troll -- McBain for trolling the Armchair into existence
PlanetCrap's Best Grammar Troll -- honeypower for fighting the man and avoiding capitalization at all costs
PlanetCrap's Fanboi Troll -- Dethstryke because everything he likes is pretty great
PlanetCrap Most Angry Troll -- anaguer seems pretty angry
PlanetCrap's Best Short Lived Group Project/Trying to kill PC Troll -- None! PC is dying.
PlanetCrap's Best Backup Troll -- lwf for doing a copy of the Armchair while CheesyPoof was on vacation
PlanetCrap's Troll Most Likely to use G-Mans Name While Being an Asshole -- CheesyPoof, must have done that 5, 6 times last year.
PlanetCrap's Most Shrunken Down Troll -- yotsuya for dropping a bunch of weight, good job. Now drop more posts on the site.
PlanetCrap's Best Lurker Troll -- jh0. Bill Powers didn't bring it this year.
PlanetCrap's Best Free Game Troll - jibble for gifting Just Cause, woo!
PlanetCrap's Sandbox Game Troll - shadarr for trolling CheesyPoof and Jibble to pickup RF:G.
PlanetCrap's Hippie Troll -- Matt Perkins, it was by a long shot.
PlanetCrap's Most Indy Game Troll -- G-Man periodically McGrew's The Thread with nothing other than weird experimental games
PlanetCrap's Most Cliched Troll -- TreeFrog posts quips and barbs likes it's 2006. Move on man, it's 2010!
PlanetCrap's Spending Money Like Water Troll -- BobJustBob. Live off saving for months in Portland w/o looking for a job? Check. Buy another 360? Check. Buy GTA:IV again? Oh, Bob, how could you!
PlanetCrap's Gatekeeper Troll -- Gabe. He doesn't post, but all topics pass through his fingers.

Troll of the Year

PlanetCrap's Best Overall Troll -- You, yes you. Not to copy Time, but PC needs you to Troll more than ever.

Most Valuable Troll

The Most Important Troll, the one breathing as much life as possible to PlanetCrap -- CheesyPoof because of the PCFFL Newsletter and being #2 overall in posts. Gaggle was #1 in posts, but they're not very valuable because they're gaggle's.
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#1 by CheesyPoof
2010-03-19 04:17:54
There ya go, ingrates.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#2 by jh0
2010-03-19 04:32:02
jay@jh0.net
PAX East in one week!

Thanks to Marsh for the recommendation of Clash of Heroes, I finished it before the trip even started, so now I need to get another game or two for the DS for the train ride to Boston.

Don't speak unless you can improve the silence.
#3 by Gabe
2010-03-19 04:59:54
http://www.dartpublishing.com
We have trains to Boston?
#4 by jh0
2010-03-19 05:45:43
jay@jh0.net
Well, not directly from Indianapolis, but trains from Chicago to Boston do pass through Indiana.

Don't speak unless you can improve the silence.
#5 by Greg
2010-03-19 06:02:53
Gabe should get the Indy Game troll for living in Indy.

#6 by Milan Brezovský
2010-03-19 07:38:51
http://uglycode.com
Pfff. I've done that before Time did.

Also, thanks for reminding me that someone should restart photography and writing projects. Lazy bastards!

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#7 by gaggle
2010-03-19 08:01:06
I can't argue those nominations. Especially the last one.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
#8 by gaggle
2010-03-19 08:06:08
And Did You Know: It took me six months to finish my US blog posts. It was like last month I finally closed the task of updating each post with proper pics and movies. Sheesh what a project!!

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
#9 by TreeFrog
2010-03-19 11:15:01
Am I living in the past? Shit. It's not like 2006 was a notable year for me.

"One part disembowels me while another slowly eats its way through the gas line. As I bleed out on the floor, it reminds me that I need to buy milk." - Jibble
#10 by BobJustBob
2010-03-19 13:17:12
Hey you can't lump my year of unemployment in with the 360 and GTA4 as if they were all the same thing. The former caused the latter two because when you run out of money it reminds you of how nice money is. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

BUYBUYBUY
#11 by Dethstryk
2010-03-19 17:05:49
jemartin@tcainternet.com
I like this list. It is great!

\"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
#12 by Matt Perkins
2010-03-19 17:47:42
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
It's better than the other TOTY list...

"Fucking Radio Shack. It's a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with shit in their pants." - smds
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#13 by gaggle
2010-03-19 17:54:30
I dropped my iPhone
The screen did crack
When is new phone?

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
#14 by Chunkstyle
2010-03-19 18:32:09
I'm happy that I've again been recognized for my lack of trolling.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#15 by Milan Brezovský
2010-03-19 18:33:18
http://uglycode.com
Yeah, even got a TOTY for it. Who knew, right?

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#16 by Jamie
2010-03-19 18:55:22
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
I'm serious? This isn't the first time people have told me this and it always confuses me. Here, let me try a joke:

Q: What do you call a three legged dog in a barber shop?
A: FUCK YOU, CHEESY!

Too much? Also, thanks, CheesyPoof!

blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#17 by Jamie
2010-03-19 18:59:46
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Also, good show for the new kid. HOneYPowER cleaned up.

blog | Twitter | The Psychology of Gaming

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#18 by Milan Brezovský
2010-03-19 19:05:54
http://uglycode.com
Who's going to bring in your lady friend this year, huh?

Thought so, cowards.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#19 by Squeaky
2010-03-19 19:43:03
If you'd like, I could attempt to get CrazyGirl in here.

#20 by Shadarr
2010-03-19 19:47:17
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
Ooooooh!

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#21 by Milan Brezovský
2010-03-19 19:49:35
http://uglycode.com
Sure, why not? I mean, it can't get worse than me, right guys?

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#22 by lwf
2010-03-19 19:54:15
Do we even have the manpower to drive someone away like old times anymore?

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#23 by Squeaky
2010-03-19 20:00:31
Ooooooh!

I'm kidding of course. I would never wish that level of madness on this place. Also, that would require communication with her, which won't be happening any time soon. Or ever.

#24 by BobJustBob
2010-03-19 20:03:25
gif

BUYBUYBUY
#25 by lwf
2010-03-19 20:04:36
Seconded

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#26 by Squeaky
2010-03-19 20:23:13
I've posted it to IRC a couple of times. Not my fault you aren't there 24/7.

#27 by Squeaky
2010-03-19 20:24:27
And if you're really diligent, you could find it on my google page.

#28 by BobJustBob
2010-03-19 20:25:30
url

BUYBUYBUY
#29 by lwf
2010-03-19 20:31:10
Seconded.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#30 by Squeaky
2010-03-19 20:32:30

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#31 by Matt Perkins
2010-03-19 23:01:05
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I tried to get my wife to post/read here back in the day. She didn't grasp the goodness of this place and decided you guys were all assholes... I couldn't really disagree with anything she said.

"Fucking Radio Shack. It's a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with shit in their pants." - smds
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#32 by Milan Brezovský
2010-03-19 23:41:13
http://uglycode.com
What was she talking about? People here are very nice, you fucktard.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#33 by lwf
2010-03-19 23:48:40
Cute as she may be she sounds like kind of a bitch.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#34 by Milan Brezovský
2010-03-19 23:53:37
http://uglycode.com
See? He called her cute. Second time, even.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#35 by anaqer
2010-03-20 00:13:48
PlanetCrap Most Angry Troll -- anaguer seems pretty angry

As a great man once pointed out: "I can't help being angry when I'm furious!"

#36 by yotsuya
2010-03-20 04:53:38
PlanetCrap's Best Sports Troll -- McBain for trolling the Armchair into existence

WHAT!?!? Trunks had this one, hands down! I demand a recount.

#37 by Mank
2010-03-20 05:51:02
3 months into 2010 and we're just now getting 2009's ToTY awards?

He's dead, Jim.

On a more serious note: Anyone remember who the last person was that Ragequitted the 'Crap?

#38 by Squeaky
2010-03-20 06:13:53
Warren. He made fun of bago for his friends getting murdered and everyone called him an asshole, so he left forever.

#39 by lwf
2010-03-20 06:16:14
I think Jeet was more recent than that.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#40 by Squeaky
2010-03-20 07:16:32
Was jeet a ragequit, though? I thought his was more of a pathetic whimper.

#41 by Milan Brezovský
2010-03-20 08:53:29
http://uglycode.com
I still call the best quit on the one who shall not be named on account of becoming a dad.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#42 by lwf
2010-03-20 09:02:43
Jibble?

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#43 by honeypower
2010-03-20 13:43:32
HOLY CRAP!  three TOTYs just for me?  thanks, Cheesy :)

They're 'brother pancakes'. -Milan Brezovsky
#44 by CheesyPoof
2010-03-20 13:49:36
3 posts in one day is not the way to keep your Lurker Troll, jh0.

If I knew those three TOTYs would have gone to everyones head I would have changed it. Not that there's anyone better for them...

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#45 by honeypower
2010-03-20 13:55:20
#31 by Matt Perkins

I tried to get my wife to post/read here back in the day. She didn't grasp the goodness of this place and decided you guys were all assholes... I couldn't really disagree with anything she said.

it took me quite a while to get into it.  i had been reading for a time before i ever posted.  i think the folks that i've gotten to know from PC are pretty damn awesome.

They're 'brother pancakes'. -Milan Brezovsky
#46 by BobJustBob
2010-03-20 14:03:46
I know I am.

BUYBUYBUY
#47 by Milan Brezovský
2010-03-20 16:01:07
http://uglycode.com
Oh, the times when this place wasn't dead on weekends and most of the regulars didn't have lives and kids.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#48 by gaggle
2010-03-20 18:50:39
MY IPHONE BROKE you heartless bastards.

(actually the screen cracked, it still manages to respond to touchinput somehow)

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
#49 by CheesyPoof
2010-03-20 20:39:02
Who's the most awesome? Me!

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#50 by Milan Brezovský
2010-03-20 21:10:58
http://uglycode.com
Well, don't fuck it up with getting kids that would keep you from posting.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
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