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Hey, you know what it's beginning to look a lot like?  Christmas!
December 2nd 2009, 22:38 CET by Chunkstyle

What will you be buying?  What do you hope to get?  Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe?  How will you avoid being visited by 3 ghosts this year, Scrooges?
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#1 by yotsuya
2009-12-02 22:40:14
I want kewl l00t.

#2 by yotsuya
2009-12-02 22:40:24
And a mandoline.

#3 by CheesyPoof
2009-12-02 22:41:32
I like my mandoline. Don't let jibble be a hater on that.

Not sure what I want for Christmas.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#4 by Shadarr
2009-12-02 22:44:18
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
I don't really want anything for Christmas.  I mean, nobody's going to buy me a terabyte PVR, and aside from that I can't think of much.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#5 by BobJustBob
2009-12-02 22:57:24
My sister's getting me a $50 Amazon gift card and that's all I really need.

"CS is still one of the best, and fun, tactical FPS multiplayer games out there." -- Perkins
#6 by TreeFrog
2009-12-02 23:04:06
New PC desk chair.
New graphics card.

That's all I'm after. Well, a Jaguar XF Diesel S would be nice too.

"Don't try to take cover by the legs of my walker.  It will not go well for you." - Shadarr
#7 by Wudi
2009-12-02 23:20:26
WHAM! Finger up the ass! I am now a proud owner of a prescription for FloMax.

Oh, and Merry Christmas.

Zep--

w0rd up!
#8 by deadlock
2009-12-02 23:42:44
http://www.deadlocked.org/
My wife is getting me one of those Wacom multi-touch tablet thingies that someone linked in another thread. I'm mostly going to use it for photo retouching (specifically, dodging and burning). My sister is getting me "Assassin's Creed 2" and I've ordered "Assassin's Creed" for myself though I understand there's a huge leap in quality between the two.

It's all about our little boy this year for us though. He's two in February so although this is his second Christmas, it's his first 'real' one - i.e., the first where he'll actually be aware of what's going on. Of course, he won't understand it entirely but it should be fun regardless (except for the tree, I've a feeling he's going to do my head in messing with that).

#9 by gaggle
2009-12-03 00:03:28
I'm not someone!

I mean.. uh, that came out wrong. I'd love to hear your thoughts on the tablet, if you feel it works for navigating folders and rotating your photos around. You on Mac or Windows?

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
#10 by OwenButler
2009-12-03 00:47:26
http://blog.owenbutler.org/
I've ordered a book and some skin products for my partner.  I've no idea what she is planning for me, although it would be small whatever it is, we don't make a big deal.  I doubt I'll get anything for anyone else in fact!

I'm quite looking forward to the 10 days off.  Only 3 days leave taken for 10 days off, it feels like cheating.

#11 by jjohnsen
2009-12-03 01:11:52
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I'm getting a new hard drive for my Macbook Pro and some paint for the house.  My kids are getting games though, so I'll be playing Super MArio Brothers Wii and the new Lego Indiana Jones.

#12 by deadlock
2009-12-03 01:58:12
http://www.deadlocked.org/
Gaggle:

Mac but I have a Windows machine as well so I'll probably use it on both at some stage. Assuming I get it, which I mightn't - there's a good chance she'll get me something else.

#13 by Shadarr
2009-12-03 05:28:45
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
I'm only exchanging presents with my mom and brother (not counting charity).  I bought a pack of "Could You Be A Bigger Bitch" gum for my friend but I'm not going to wrap it.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#14 by Gunp01nt
2009-12-03 17:38:07
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Recently I found out that one of my best friends from high school is a sick, twisted pervert. Yes, he runs that site. It's not news to me that he's into inhumanly big boobs and I don't mind posting pictures of girls with enlarged breasts. But he takes the obsession a bit too far.

If you look through his posting history, you'll find him trying to convince girls that come onto that forum for advice, that silicone breasts are what all men want and that they should absolutely get them. Worse, there are girls who ask questions about enlargement techniques that are potentially dangerous, and he tells them not to worry and go ahead. The sickest part was where he said he was trying to convince a friend that she absolutely needed to have breast surgery and he needed everyone to go and tell her that's what men want.

Sick.

She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
#15 by Gunp01nt
2009-12-03 17:52:06
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Fuck this guy is pathetic.

Okay, here's an update I hate to post. But things didn't work out between us... Apparently, she "knows what to do with her life now" and that's when she stopped communications between us. I don't know what it is she'll do, I think that she won't go on with any of the surgeries.

Don't feel sad for me though, I have found another girl who may very well be the girl of my dreams, she's very pretty and has a very good soul. We didn't talk about sex yet or surgeries, but however weird it may seem, I love her and I don't care about her physical attributes... Maybe she will go for an enlargement, maybe not. But that doesn't make me love her any less.


She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
#16 by Jibble
2009-12-03 18:00:40
Breast implants feel bizarre. Natural boobs ftw.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#17 by wingwalker
2009-12-03 18:44:57
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140364046633
Link to the Ebay auction for the wingwalking suit worn during the making of the feature production of Amelia. 100% of revenue earned is going to the ICAS Foundation and is earmaked for the family fund. If any of you know any movie memorabilia collectors please pass this link along. I can vouch for this costume being 100% authentic. It is presently in my posession and will be handed off to Foundation representatives on Dec 6. Also, if one of you wanted to get me a present....I think it might fit me :)
Comes replete with sweat and grease stain. Seams were frayed during filming because of the wind beating on the suit and there may be a snag or two.
#18 by lwf
2009-12-03 21:20:43
Implants make titties look better maybe 10% of the time. The rest of the time they make me wish I could send her back in a time machine.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#19 by gaggle
2009-12-04 01:46:01
Man, True Blood can be good, but it keeps letting me down. Characters behaving unbelievably, emotionless conclusions of plotlines, the series just doesn't have follow through. The first season ended in a lame love cliché (complete with corny lines), and the 2nd season isn't a helluvalot better. It just suddenly wraps up, with a nice bow on everything. Sprinkled with clichées and setting up a 3rd season.

Ugh.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
#20 by gaggle
2009-12-04 01:52:31
Boo! And why does Bill growl so much?

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
#21 by Chunkstyle
2009-12-04 03:26:59
If you look through his posting history, you'll find him trying to convince girls that come onto that forum for advice, that silicone breasts are what all men want and that they should absolutely get them.

What a moron.  Everyone knows men like big butts.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#22 by None-1a
2009-12-04 06:28:14
What will you be buying?  What do you hope to get?  Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe?  How will you avoid being visited by 3 ghosts this year, Scrooges?

I'll be buying nothing. When pressed about what I want I'm thinking of asking a sewing machine or a 360, neither is likely. Answer one means hope on three would be pointless. As for the ghosts, bring 'em on!

Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped solid waste.
#23 by Shadarr
2009-12-04 06:35:15
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
It's kind of trashy but I still like it.  I didn't like the villain for season 2 though, so I'm glad that's over. The subplot with Eric and Godric was awesome though.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#24 by Squeaky
2009-12-04 06:38:09
What will you be buying?

Nothing. I'm a poor college student that needs to save all my money.

What do you hope to get?

Nothing really. Family has been asking me what I want, and I have no idea.

Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe?

Hah! Like anyone would ever get caught under mistletoe with me.

How will you avoid being visited by 3 ghosts this year, Scrooges?

I will avoid them via the fact ghosts do not exist.

#25 by Shadarr
2009-12-04 06:39:46
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
I should probably have quoted Gaggle there.

In other news, I got three new cymbals for my Ion kit, so I now have the two originals that I don't need.  If anyone has an Ion and wants one (or both), let me know, I'll let you have it for the price of shipping.  You'll have to get a mounting arm and cable, though, so it may not be much cheaper than just buying the third cymbal from Ion.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#26 by Shadarr
2009-12-04 06:47:13
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
#22 by None-1a

What will you be buying?

Dunno yet, probably Dragon Age for my brother and maybe a rice maker for my mom.

What do you hope to get?

Nothing anyone would get me.  Hopefully Santa knows I want a girlfriend.

Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe?

See above.

How will you avoid being visited by 3 ghosts this year, Scrooges?

I gave a ridiculous amount to charity this year.  If any ghost shows up it'll be the tooth fairy giving me a thank-you-gummer.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#27 by lwf
2009-12-04 06:49:58
Why would you want a girlfriend.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#28 by Shadarr
2009-12-04 07:31:36
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
Because I'm not gay?

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#29 by nika
2009-12-04 10:28:58
What will you be buying?

A pair of really nifty sweatpants for my best friend. Some girly stuff for my mom, and some lottery tickets for my dad. I become incredibly unimaginative when it comes to buying stuff for my parents, unfortunately.

What do you hope to get?

I love surprises so I don't really make wishlists anymore. There's a quote in "Love, Actually" that sums up my attitude towards gifts though: "I don't want something I need, I want something I want."

Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe?

A very special 'crapper.
#30 by lwf
2009-12-04 10:30:05
WHAT?

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#31 by lwf
2009-12-04 10:30:38
It's shadarr, isn't it? That would be just perfect.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#32 by Gunp01nt
2009-12-04 11:09:10
supersimon33@hotmail.com
So you're gaggle's girlfriend.

She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
#33 by TreeFrog
2009-12-04 12:56:40
WHAT

"Don't try to take cover by the legs of my walker.  It will not go well for you." - Shadarr
#34 by Jibble
2009-12-04 13:00:36
No, no. I've just decided to take on a European mistress. Everyone can calm down and go about your business.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#35 by CheesyPoof
2009-12-04 13:33:15
Either way, not so special.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#36 by yotsuya
2009-12-04 13:44:49
Wait a minute- nika is honeypower?

#37 by anaqer
2009-12-04 13:49:26
Try to keep up, there will be a test tomorrow.

A round pizza with radius 'z' and thickness 'a' has the volume pi*z*z*a. Coincidence? I think not.
#38 by Milan Brezovský
2009-12-04 14:31:17
http://uglycode.com
Hint: no.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#39 by Milan Brezovský
2009-12-04 14:36:46
http://uglycode.com
But I'm all for relationship drama, especially the kind that involves a crazy ex.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#40 by Jamie
2009-12-04 15:23:36
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
I asked for Dragon Age (360), some workout clothes, and maybe a nice pen. I'll be happy with any of them. I'm actually most excited about giving my wife her gift. I socked away a few bucks a month over the last year and sold some stuff on Amazon marketplace to get her one of those nice, professional grade  Kitchenaid mixers. She's been wanting one forever but it's the kind of thing that we never wanted to drop $300+ on just because she wanted it. But soon she will be able to make SEVEN POUNDS of mashed potatoes or NINE DOZEN cookies all at one go.

The hardest part was actually finding someplace that had the apple green color (to match our kitchen, don't ask) in stock so I could pay cash for it.

blog | Raptr | Twitter

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#41 by CheesyPoof
2009-12-04 15:27:59
I'm considering asking for a slingbox. I'm not sure if it just sounds good, or if I'd really get the use out of it.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#42 by Jibble
2009-12-04 15:32:57
I haven't asked for anything. I don't really want anything except a great windfall of fuck-you money. Barely enough time to game these days, so no PS3 or new games (backlog too big). Have all the clothes I need. Don't need any more kitchen stuff (though I wouldn't turn it down).

Guess I'll ask people to give to charity instead. That worked out so well last year.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#43 by nika
2009-12-04 15:46:53
PC sucks at guessing.

#40 by Jamie:
... soon she will be able to make SEVEN POUNDS of mashed potatoes or NINE DOZEN cookies all at one go.

"Here's your christmas present honey. Now go make me some cookies!"
#44 by Jamie
2009-12-04 15:49:47
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
I haven't let my backlog stop me. Let's see, I've got:

Borderlands (untouched)
GTA4 (untouched)
Chronicles of Riddick (untouched)
Dead Space
Rainbow Six
Psychonauts
Saint's Row
Torchlight

And probably a few others I'm forgetting. And a GameFly subscription. I'm thinking I may do an "operation: backlog" challenge next year where I finish up all those, maybe once a month, and blog about them. Instead of another 52-in-52 challenge.

blog | Raptr | Twitter

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#45 by Jamie
2009-12-04 15:50:33
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
#43 by nika

"Here's your christmas present honey. Now go make me some cookies!"

No way, I'd never do that. I'd want the mashed potatoes first.

blog | Raptr | Twitter

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#46 by anaqer
2009-12-04 16:02:55
#43 by nika
PC sucks at guessing.

Until G-Man eventually drops by with the correct solution, my sucky guess would be mgns.

A round pizza with radius 'z' and thickness 'a' has the volume pi*z*z*a. Coincidence? I think not.
#47 by Jamie
2009-12-04 16:10:41
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Wait, what are we supposed to be guessing at?

blog | Raptr | Twitter

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#48 by Greg
2009-12-04 16:26:45
Who nika wants to kiss. And it's not m0nty.

#49 by Greg
2009-12-04 16:27:28
Oh, and my guess is also mgns.

#50 by CheesyPoof
2009-12-04 16:41:17
#44 by Jamie
GTA4 (untouched)

It's better that way.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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