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Google Wave turns pubic hair straight.
November 11th 2009, 17:00 CET by Penguinx

Well. I'm in. When do I start sprouting chest hair like a minotaur? Is my unicorn in the mail?

Maybe I need more Wavees in order to grok it. Post names to wave usernames here, I guess.

So far, Google Wave Google sucks.
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#1 by Trunks
2009-11-11 17:15:52
What the.

#2 by BobJustBob
2009-11-11 17:23:00
I voted no to both the topic and to Wave.

BUYBUYBUY
#3 by Hugin
2009-11-11 18:07:43
lmccain@nber.org
I have deposited your MasterCard with our local FedEx Delivery
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The MasterCard has been loaded with US $800,000.00 from the World Bank and its PIN is 8876. Once you receive the card, you can use it at any ATM to withdraw up to US $5,000.00 per day.
I do hope you'll take care of this transaction as soon as possible.
Unfortunately you will not be able to reach me as I've been called out of
the country on business.
Regards,
Greg Williams, Esq.

"Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
#4 by Charles
2009-11-11 18:14:21
www.bluh.org
Hello, I've been gone a long time.  But I'm done AC2 now and I'm on vacation.  

Here, have a funny link!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/technology/newsid_10000000/newsid_10002900/10002915.stm

No.
#5 by Charles
2009-11-11 18:14:36
www.bluh.org
clickable

No.
#6 by Matt Perkins
2009-11-11 18:25:10
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Charles (#5):

Awwww...poor baby, "It's like telling someone their dog's just died".

Except your dog didn't die, you hacked your system and downloaded free games. And then got banned for it. Not quite the same thing.

"I was content enough with the content they gave me." - Cheesy
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#7 by Charles
2009-11-11 19:34:39
www.bluh.org
It's more like "I never fed my dog and then he died.  It's the most horrible thing ever!"

No.
#8 by Milan Brezovský
2009-11-11 19:56:14
http://uglycode.com
What a dumbass. It should be a common sense - if you pirate, you might get fucked eventually. Maybe even legally.

What surprised me is that it took so long. I've heard about people who got their chipped 360s bricked immediately after getting online. Disabling Live is a soft punishment.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#9 by BobJustBob
2009-11-11 20:36:28
That's hilarious. Charles should visit more often.

BUYBUYBUY
#10 by Gunp01nt
2009-11-11 22:02:54
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Those wacky Belgians

"IT consultant of perfect lovemaking art."
- randomly generated subject header of a spam e-mail
#11 by OwenButler
2009-11-11 22:10:59
http://blog.owenbutler.org/
Whoa, the old topic bin lives.

I finally nabbed an invite to wave from a coworker. Logged in, saw nothing, logged out again.  Where is the planetcrap wave you guys were talking about?

#12 by honeypower
2009-11-11 22:22:24
#11 by OwenButler


I finally nabbed an invite to wave from a coworker. Logged in, saw nothing, logged out again.  Where is the planetcrap wave you guys were talking about?

i think someone has to invite you to the wave, and then you will see it in your inbox.  what is your wave user name?

They're 'brother pancakes'. -Milan Brezovsky
#13 by Milan Brezovský
2009-11-11 22:29:06
http://uglycode.com
Yeah, either post it here or send me a shout at analytiq@ and I'll add you to everything crappy.

(Damn, now I wanted to shift-enter this post.)

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#14 by OwenButler
2009-11-11 23:11:01
http://blog.owenbutler.org/
I guess my name is Owen Butler?  owen.butler@googlewave.com?  Yeah.

When I logged into wave then there was stuff in the inbox, which made the whole thing make a bit more sense!

#15 by Milan Brezovský
2009-11-11 23:59:32
http://uglycode.com
Added you to the list of crappy waves I know of. Enjoy [the initial confusion]!

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#16 by OwenButler
2009-11-12 00:16:41
http://blog.owenbutler.org/
Oh man, I'm totally waving the wave now.  Wavepocolypse!

#17 by Milan Brezovský
2009-11-12 00:19:59
http://uglycode.com
What's it do to your pubic hair, though?

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#18 by OwenButler
2009-11-12 00:46:29
http://blog.owenbutler.org/
I'm completely hairless, due to medical experiments conducted in the womb.  It's a bit of a drag, but the x-ray vision helps.

#19 by deadlock
2009-11-12 01:01:20
http://www.deadlocked.org/
Mine is dr.dermo@googlewave.com but someone should make that particular wave public.

#20 by anaqer
2009-11-12 09:13:02
#16 by OwenButler
Oh man, I'm totally waving the wave now.  Wavepocolypse!

Do anything for Waveklok!

A round pizza with radius 'z' and thickness 'a' has the volume pi*z*z*a. Coincidence? I think not.
#21 by Gunp01nt
2009-11-12 14:38:42
supersimon33@hotmail.com
My house on Google Street View!

Looks like I was at work then because my bike isn't there.

"IT consultant of perfect lovemaking art."
- randomly generated subject header of a spam e-mail
#22 by honeypower
2009-11-12 16:23:29
that's neat, Gunp01nt!  this is where Milan and i live.

They're 'brother pancakes'. -Milan Brezovsky
#23 by anaqer
2009-11-12 16:36:14
Say, that's a fairly mint-looking 2CV.

A round pizza with radius 'z' and thickness 'a' has the volume pi*z*z*a. Coincidence? I think not.
#24 by honeypower
2009-11-12 17:08:54
#23 by anaqer

Say, that's a fairly mint-looking 2CV.

i figured you were commenting on the cute car, but i still had to look it up.  i noticed it too and wondered what kind of car it was.  at first i thought it was an old VW Beetle, but it seemed too big.  unfortunately, i've never seen it parked there since i've lived here.  i like old foreign cars.

They're 'brother pancakes'. -Milan Brezovsky
#25 by yotsuya
2009-11-12 17:29:30
And young foreign guys, apparently.

#26 by TreeFrog
2009-11-12 17:32:59
Ha!

"Don't try to take cover by the legs of my walker.  It will not go well for you." - Shadarr
#27 by Matt Perkins
2009-11-12 17:42:54
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
This is where I live currently. That's a pretty old picture though. We now have a huge sailboat in the front yard where that trailer is.

"I was content enough with the content they gave me." - Cheesy
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#28 by Gunp01nt
2009-11-12 17:44:22
supersimon33@hotmail.com
#22 by honeypower

that's neat, Gunp01nt!  this is where Milan and i live.


Man, that looks a lot nicer than my neighbourhood.

"IT consultant of perfect lovemaking art."
- randomly generated subject header of a spam e-mail
#29 by Matt Perkins
2009-11-12 17:46:53
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I liked all of the bikes around your place, Gunpoint. I wish more people biked around these parts.

"I was content enough with the content they gave me." - Cheesy
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#30 by Gunp01nt
2009-11-12 17:49:02
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Ah, I've found my bicycle.

The pictures around my workplace seem to have been made on different days though. Here you see my colleague's Lotus Elise while on the first link you can see hit motorbike (the white one).

"IT consultant of perfect lovemaking art."
- randomly generated subject header of a spam e-mail
#31 by Gunp01nt
2009-11-12 17:49:13
supersimon33@hotmail.com
hit=his

"IT consultant of perfect lovemaking art."
- randomly generated subject header of a spam e-mail
#32 by Gunp01nt
2009-11-12 17:52:19
supersimon33@hotmail.com
#29 by Matt Perkins

I liked all of the bikes around your place, Gunpoint. I wish more people biked around these parts.


The area really has to be suitable for that. And I don't just mean in terms of infrastructure, bicycle paths and such, but also drivers driving with cyclists in mind. That said, Dutch cyclists are pretty arrogant within city limits and drivers are accustomed to cyclists claiming right of way or just popping up out of nowhere.

"IT consultant of perfect lovemaking art."
- randomly generated subject header of a spam e-mail
#33 by Matt Perkins
2009-11-12 17:55:42
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
That's as it should be. Cars are going to hurt/kill someone if they run into them, bikes might cause some bruises or scrapes... :)

In this country bicycles don't get much love except in some major metropolitan type areas.

"I was content enough with the content they gave me." - Cheesy
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#34 by Gunp01nt
2009-11-12 18:13:10
supersimon33@hotmail.com
#33 by Matt Perkins

That's as it should be. Cars are going to hurt/kill someone if they run into them, bikes might cause some bruises or scrapes... :)


It helps that in Holland, motorists are nearly always held liable in a car/bike collision, even if the person on the bike broke a gazillion traffic laws leading to the accident.


In this country bicycles don't get much love except in some major metropolitan type areas.


But in the US everything is much further apart so you won't get a lot of people to ride a bike to work.

"IT consultant of perfect lovemaking art."
- randomly generated subject header of a spam e-mail
#35 by Jibble
2009-11-12 18:16:58
Biking to work in the U.S. for most people would consist of riding a bike for several hours, arriving at work, having lunch, then turning around and leaving to get home in time for dinner.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#36 by Gunp01nt
2009-11-12 18:18:52
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Had a job interview earlier today.
Pros: really good pay, walking distance from my house, the job itself looks interesting enough
Cons: very, very male-oriented atmosphere. Down to dudes with pin-up wallpapers on their desktops. Just makes me think it would be pretty awkard to work there. But the pay is so good...

"IT consultant of perfect lovemaking art."
- randomly generated subject header of a spam e-mail
#37 by Jamie
2009-11-12 18:44:40
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
I'm at jamie.madigan@googlewave.com if anyone wants to, um, Wave to me. Har.

blog | Raptr | Twitter

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#38 by Jamie
2009-11-12 18:46:42
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
I need to start telecommuting more. My new employer encourages it, so I think I could do it as often as one day a week. My only concern is that having two small kids around and having my computer/office area share a space with a play room would make it hard to be productive.

blog | Raptr | Twitter

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#39 by Milan Brezovský
2009-11-12 19:49:17
http://uglycode.com
Well, you can always try and see.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#40 by Shadarr
2009-11-12 20:23:38
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
Milan sent me a wave invite, but I'm not signing up for another couple years. Is it likely to expire?

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#41 by Milan Brezovský
2009-11-12 20:43:53
http://uglycode.com
It is likely to go public, about the time the world ends and/or you upload pics to Flickr.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#42 by Milan Brezovský
2009-11-12 20:44:35
http://uglycode.com
Also, they probably won't expire. They're not bound to your email, though, so you can trade them for sexual favors.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#43 by deadlock
2009-11-12 22:53:45
http://www.deadlocked.org/
I sent myself a Wave invite* but it hasn't shown up yet. Anyone else want one? I have 5 or 6 left I think...

*the original invite I got was sent to an old Gmail account that I never use.

#44 by Matt Perkins
2009-11-13 00:07:24
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I still haven't received the one to my gmail account for whatever reason... odd.

"I was content enough with the content they gave me." - Cheesy
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#45 by lwf
2009-11-13 00:46:19
So new topics, cool. We should have more. I don't know why new topics means more posts, but I like it. Let's cut the threshold for topics getting out of the bin in half.

And thanks Gabe!

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#46 by Shadarr
2009-11-13 01:33:04
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
The submission bin operates on the principle of one man, one vote.  Gabe is the man, and he has the vote.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#47 by jjohnsen
2009-11-13 03:01:32
http://www.johnsenclan.com
My house isn't on streetview yet.  It's probably best, wouldn't want to add to G-Man's spy files.

#48 by Matt Perkins
2009-11-13 17:51:39
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
/me beats the shit out of the dead horse....


I've only been saying for some number of years now we need to have more topics and more people pushing them through...


jjohnsen (#47):
My house isn't on streetview yet.  It's probably best, wouldn't want to add to G-Man's spy files.

You can be sure he already has pictures.

"I was content enough with the content they gave me." - Cheesy
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#49 by Dethstryk
2009-11-13 20:22:14
jemartin@tcainternet.com
Get me in that PC wave, folks. I didn't pay that much attention, but my account should be my gmail account, thoughtcoma.

\"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
#50 by Milan Brezovský
2009-11-13 22:53:19
http://uglycode.com
Done! 17 crappers, if I count correctly.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
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