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The 2009 Summer Movie Thread
April 17th 2009, 19:56 MSD by Trunks Star Trek, Up, Terminator, Wolverine, Transformers 2, Harry Potter 6. Bitch about the upcoming summer blockbusters here. |
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Star Trek looks fun. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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Advance buzz on Star trek is very positive. I'll be seeing it a week before general release at a press screening. Transformers 2 will undoubtedly suck even more than the first. Wolverine will probably suck; Terminator might be ok; don't care about Harry Potter and never heard of Up. "THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
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Up is the new Pixar film, but it looks odd. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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I'll probably see Star Trek, Wolverine 2 and maybe Transformers 2 of those. And my guesses are the same as Ergo's. Oh wait, I'm going to see Harry Potter too. Ugh. "some of those words want to be other words." - LP
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum |
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Chunkstyle (#3): Up is the new Pixar film, but it looks odd. Ah, yes. I did see a trailer for that but forgot the name. And yeah, it does look odd. "THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
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I'm gonna have to see Star Trek with the gf and Terminator with the brother, so they better not suck. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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Oh yeah, Terminator. "some of those words want to be other words." - LP
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum |
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And since this knocked off the other movies thread, how about we just talk about anything ever put to film. Like my penis, for example. \"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
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I'm going to see Wolverine in the theater just to see if they were able to add anything to that shitty early version that leaked. \"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
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My wife will want to see Harry Potter, I'm interested in Terminator, and we'll see up for sure, how can you go wrong with Pixar? |
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Terminator never sounded interesting to me because I watched Terminator 3. And then I saw Christian Bale was attached. Though truthfully, I'm more excited about the Bale/Depp film about John Dillinger. \"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
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Dethstryk (#11): Though truthfully, I'm more excited about the Bale/Depp film about John Dillinger. Which one plays Dillinger, and which one plays his penis? "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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I am Johnny Depp's penis. \"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
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Saw Crank 2 today. Was okay, I preferred the first one. "the bullets aren't having any impact on him. Maybe I have to wait until he's finished talking." - Jibble
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Watched Deju Vu tonight. Liked the beginning. Said what the fuck to the time travel shit. And then really liked it. Good movie. \"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
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Now watch the other one. |
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Deja Vu was a good premise until they completely ruined it by adding in time-travel, even though it was obvious it would happen and everything was waaaaaaay too telegraphed. No.
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I watched Speed Racer tonight. I enjoyed it. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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I had sex during Circle of Friends last night. I enjoyed it. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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Charles - I mostly agree, but after I shut my brain off, I enjoyed it. \"Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you\'ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.\"
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#19 by Shadarr I had sex during Circle of Friends last night. I enjoyed it. I'm pretty sure that's the only way way enjoying that movie is possible. My kids and I watched that SAndler movie Bedtime Stories last night. It wasn't as stupid as I expected, which is all I expect out of a kids movie these days. |
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22nd, fuck yeah!!!!! § Pimp of Mario's World. Hater of society. §
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So, I'm off to the bank. I'm going to pay my taxes in small change. Small, exact, change. A lifelong dream: REALIZED. No.
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I hope the government doesn't get spiteful and give me my massive refund in small change. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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I haven't used anything other than bank transfer issued from Internet banking in... well, my whole life. You people live in 3rd world or something? Continuing after Clerks, I've watched Mallrats. Quite good for such young director, sound quality was still weird, but better than Clerks. I don't understand why he spoils his comedies with romance, though. |
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new pixar movie new pixar movie new pixar movie *jumps around in circles clapping hands frantically* |
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I watched Monsters vs Aliens today. It was meh. |
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#26 by nika new pixar movie new pixar movie new pixar movie *jumps around in circles clapping hands frantically* Must be a girl thing. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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#28 by CheesyPoof #26 by nika new pixar movie new pixar movie new pixar movie *jumps around in circles clapping hands frantically* Must be a girl thing. It does look very cute. "IT consultant of perfect lovemaking art."
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#27 by m0nty I watched Monsters vs Aliens today. It was meh. it had some pretty good 3D, but yeah, the movie itself was only ok. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble |
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A friend of mine says he took his 4-year-old to see Monsters vs Aliens and about an hour into it turned to him and said, "Daddy, can we go now? I'm done with this movie." |
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#28 by CheesyPoof Must be a girl thing. Oh. *stops clapping* |
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#31 by Caryn "Daddy, can we go now? I'm done with this movie." Wow that's pretty harsh. Too bad that honesty tends to be lost as you grow up. |
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If you must see it see it in 3D. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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#31 by Caryn A friend of mine says he took his 4-year-old to see Monsters vs Aliens and about an hour into it turned to him and said, "Daddy, can we go now? I'm done with this movie." that is just something that can happen with 4 year olds, regardless of the movie, or activity. 4 year olds are manic depressive by nature. My 5 year old loved it, actually. It's a cute movie, it's just not near as funny as it should have been. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble |
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Stephen Colbert was criminally underused. |
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Also the movie would have been far more fun if they had injected some realism into it and had the girl be NAKED. |
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You can find anime online that would do the same thing for you, sicko. 52 Weeks and Something's On Movie Blog
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Play old Sierra games in your browser Apparently, Al Lowe approves of this site. Too bad he isn't the owner of the IP. Funny blurb from the site: I sincerely hope that Activision Blizzard can appreciate this tribute to these game franchises (as their original creators such as Al Lowe do), and not ask me to close down the site due to copyright issues. Yeah, that really worked well for DHTML Lemmings. "IT consultant of perfect lovemaking art."
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#31 by Caryn A friend of mine says he took his 4-year-old to see Monsters vs Aliens and about an hour into it turned to him and said, "Daddy, can we go now? I'm done with this movie." My three-year-old does that with every movie. |
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jjohnsen (#40): #31 by Caryn A friend of mine says he took his 4-year-old to see Monsters vs Aliens and about an hour into it turned to him and said, "Daddy, can we go now? I'm done with this movie." My three-year-old does that with every movie. Yeah, I had my three year old do the same. Even my son would do that when he was five sometimes. That's a long time for a small person to sit still and behave. Sometimes they just get too bored no matter the movie. "some of those words want to be other words." - LP
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum |
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I think my older one would sit still for weeks at a time for the right movies. My younger never makes it past 30 minutes. |
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Saw 2 more classic movies over the weekend: The Maltese Falcon (1941) and Sullivan's Travels (1941). This will probably make Yot slap his forehead again, but I thought they were both just sort of okay. The Maltese Falcon was kind of hard to follow with its various twists and players. Admittedly this is probably largely the point of the movie, and it did have the most sophisticated plot I've seen yet in this little experiment. I expect it gets a lot of credit for being one of the first movies to do that kind of thing, along with the whole film noir detective story thing. I will say it was amusing watching people get knocked out for hours at a time whenever Humphrey Bogart waved his knuckles gently in their general direction. Sullivan's Travels was okay. About a privileged movie director who wants to walk a few miles in hobo shoes so he can understand poverty and tackle it better in films. It's actually kind of a comedy, though, and has an odd message: Don't make people think or feel; make them laugh, you jackass. I will say that leading lady Vivian Lake was SMOKIN' hot, though. People talk about her hair, but I loved her voice more than anything. |
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Do you mean Veronica Lake? "THE FUCKING KITTY LITTER FUCKING BOMB GHRHGURHGUHGRUGHRUGHURHGURHGHHGHUAHUHU KITTY" -- greg
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Oops, yeah. Veronica, not Vivian. |
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Jamie- I haven't seen either (though I do have Sullivan on my list), so no head slapping yet. 52 Weeks and Something's On Movie Blog
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Hrm, even I have seen The Maltese Falcon. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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The Maltese Falcon is one of those movies that as you watch it you start realizing that you've seen so many spoofs, parodies, and tributes to it that you're more familiar with it than you thought. Citizen Kane was like that for me, too. Up next are Casablanca (no, never seen it) and Yankee Doodle Dandy. |
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Casablanca in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies. |
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meh "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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