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The Real 2008 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards
January 23rd 2009, 17:57 GMT by CheesyPoof Best Troll Posts of the year awards Best Food Troll Post -- lpmiller for presenting bacon salt to the planetcrap community. Best Post to use Vegetarianism to Explain Religion -- jjohnsen for explaining his relationship to the Latter Day Saints. Most Awkward Post -- gaggle for hitting on lpm's daughter. Worst Comeback Post -- gaggle rolling a 1 trying to smackdown lpm Best Comic Troll Post -- gunp0int for getting dumdeedum to do what m0nty's months long slobbering couldn't. Best Christmas Troll Post -- cheesypoof for getting jjohnsen a 360 for Christmas. Best Irrational Troll Post -- BobJustBob, moving to Portland because a coin told him to. Best Single Troll Post -- caryn, because she loved her dog. Individual Troll of the Year Awards PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll -- Artur. Book #54 A Troll in the Life. PlanetCrap's Least Comprehensible Troll -- gaggle. I read the words, but they don't make sense. PlanetCrap's Best Drama Queen Troll -- Format, by a mile and a half . (special mention to Funkdrunk for leaving in a huff when the troll that must not be named returned for a brief spell). PlanetCrap's Best Cliche-spawning Troll -- Chunkstyle, for turning all our ex-posters turning into zombies. PlanetCrap's Most Predictable Troll -- lpmiller for always complaing about the lack of a TOTY. Find something new now! PlanetCrap's Most Annoying Troll -- Format. See above. PlanetCrap's Best New Troll/Lurker to Troll -- Treefrog. Nika just didn't try enough. PlanetCrap's Most Missed Troll -- Marsh Davies. From pretentious to missing. Zombie is up next for you. PlanetCrap's Best Zombie Troll (last years most missed) -- Wingwalker. PlanetCrap's Most Anal Retentive Troll -- Hugin, again. I don't need examples, it just is. lanetCrap's Most Political Troll -- McBain, again. It's all about TPM links from him PlanetCrap's Fanboi Troll -- BobJustBob for spore. Even Max Diablos changed his mind about the Judge Dredd game. PlanetCrap Most Angry Troll -- Ergo for being so horribly, horribly, angry. PlanetCrap's Best Short Lived Group Project/Trying to kill PC Troll -- jamie, again. For 52 books in 52 weeks (blog posts don't count!) PlanetCrap's Most Emo Troll -- Squeaky. Don't piss him off in IRC or he'll spam the website with his crying. PlanetCrap's Best Backhanded Compliment Troll -- g-man, he has good stuff to say when he's not being an asshole. PlanetCrap's most Swinging Troll -- Caryn for her belly dancing stuff and not killing PC by posting it on a blog. PlanetCrap's Best Lurker Troll -- Bill Powers, 1 post. Better luck next year jh0. PlanetCrap's Troll Best Trying to kill PC -- Dumdeedum's RealDoll (really, him meeting someone in real life? come on!) PlanetCrap's Most Ephemeral Troll -- shadarr. You know he's a troll, but nothing particularly stands out over the year. Special Categories Best Troll of a Major News Network -- Barack and Michelle Obama for their 'terrorist fist jab.' Best Tool for TOTYs -- Jibble for crapsifter, without which half the links wouldn't be here for us to remember the good times. Best Troll Defense -- CheesyPoof for plonk support to Owen's greasemonkey script and Owen for creating the greasemonkey script to begin with Best Publisher Troll of PlanetCrap --Rockstar for GTA:IV. Good show. golf clap Troll of the Year PlanetCrap's Best Overall Troll -- Format because, well, see above. |
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Battle of the topics! |
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Aww, this is nice. |
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Hooray! <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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It's not every year I can be snubbed twice. "some of those words want to be other words." - LP
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum |
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Most Awkward Post -- gaggle for hitting on lpm's daughter. This is the highlight of the year for me. So awkward. blog | photoblog | PlanetCrap Flickr group
"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble |
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Eat my ass with a spoon, CheesyGoof. Stop trolling me! "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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I won twice this year, hooray! Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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I almost feel... validated. I like you, Cheesy. I'll kill you second last. Moat.
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m0nty's topic is better. "The Postmaster General and I had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie, I'd return Joan Baez's phonecalls." --Jack Donaghy
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Cheesy wins a double plus Troll of the TOTY threads again. |
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Way to go Gabe... other topics, you let rot in the submission bin for months. And then you put up two stupid carbon-copy topics in 24 hours to clutter the front page, where one will get 100 posts and the other 25. Luckily it's you who pays for the bandwidth and not me... "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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TreeFrog (#8): I almost feel... validated. I like you, Cheesy. I'll kill you second last. Dude, even if we were the last two people on Earth, I'm still not giving you overall TOTY. |
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two TOTY awards aren't enough for you. |
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If you were the last two people on Earth and TreeFrog wasn't TOTY, that would make you it... "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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The boy's smart, there's no denying. |
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Haha, I don't pay for shit, sucker! |
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Hmmm... isn't morn dead, having left you in charge? Cool of him to pay for a site he probably doesn't even look at anymore. "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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m0nty gave me an award. By default I support his topic. Jetski! |
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I think we should create a lifetime achievement award, kinda like the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Academy Award. Obviously, we would name it after He Who Shall Remain Nameless. 52 Weeks and Something's On Movie Blog
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i'm....i'm so honored.....I'd like to thank too many people to name.....my wife, my kids staying up late to read this.....and of course, the big guy upstairs for keeping it real, yo! Free Tibet! "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble |
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I'd like to the the Acadamy for the nomination and especialy you, the voter for...wait..WHAT? I WASN'T NOMINATED AGAIN??? F U Zep-- Tom Chick is a hypocritical cunt.
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Where's Dingle? "Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
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Goddamnit. I never make these lists. "Dort, wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen." Heinrich Heine
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Wasn't DKI actually someone's alt? Other than that, he was a pretty good troll, true that. |
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DKI was far too entertaining to be a genuine troll. He hardly pissed anyone off. |
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He ran off Creole Ned, though. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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That was pretty unforgivable. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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My gut feeling: Jeet is Wudi. |
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Penguinx (#28): My gut feeling: Jeet is Wudi. He knows a lot about where he claimed to live if Wudi is a made up personality... DKI is/was very overrated. "some of those words want to be other words." - LP
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum |
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DKI is/was very overrated. Who? |
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Man, why you gotta be racism? Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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I'm sorry, but I refuse to count something as a troll that led to me getting a 360. |
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Fuck DKI. 52 Weeks and Something's On Movie Blog
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YES! I got two awards for the same post. Man, I will never top that post ever for as long as I post on PC. |
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The TOTYs have become weak trolls. BUYBUYBUY
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RECOGNISE! |
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Whose alt are you? Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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Still not on the list, booya! |
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Caryn (#34): YES! I got two awards for the same post. Man, I will never top that post ever for as long as I post on PC. Even my wife thought that post was hilarious. I've chuckled every time I read it for sure. "some of those words want to be other words." - LP
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum |
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#32 by jjohnsen I'm sorry, but I refuse to count something as a troll that led to me getting a 360. Bullshit, that was the Troll of the Fucking Year. |
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It's pretty high in the running for troll of the decade. |
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Who got trolled there, though? Was the money secretly raised from obtaining a 100% interest CDO in jj's name, or did everyone who donated get trolled and is jj really swimming in money? "IT consultant of perfect lovemaking art."
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Just to remind everyone. Friday Night Lights is a really really awesome show. |
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Have you reminded us before? The only talk of it I heard here was when I was attempting to cheer lead it to people in the first season. I was mostly ignored. |
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Who got trolled there, though? Was the money secretly raised from obtaining a 100% interest CDO in jj's name, or did everyone who donated get trolled and is jj really swimming in money? Jibble was the one trolled into creating the jj pride fund website and doing all the paypal stuff for it. Arguably anyone that donated was trolled too, but since jj got his 360 it kinda removes the YHBT sting. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Just to remind everyone. Friday Night Lights is a really really awesome show. My wife likes it more than me. We DVR'ed it from last night so we didn't watch it yet. Does it make sense? I ask because they kinda killed it in mid-season last year cause of the writers so I wonder if they bothered to wrap things up or not. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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#46 by CheesyPoof My wife likes it more than me. That's tough. Do you also like video games more than you like your wife? |
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Friday Night Lights == so bad I won't even watch one episode. "some of those words want to be other words." - LP
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum |
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I haven't seen it this season, but it's usually pretty great. |
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Matt Perkins == Wrong on every level. |
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