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The Real 2008 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards
January 23rd 2009, 17:57 CET by CheesyPoof

Best Troll Posts of the year awards

Best Food Troll Post -- lpmiller for presenting bacon salt to the planetcrap community.
Best Post to use Vegetarianism to Explain Religion -- jjohnsen for explaining his relationship to the Latter Day Saints.
Most Awkward Post -- gaggle for hitting on lpm's daughter.
Worst Comeback Post -- gaggle rolling a 1 trying to smackdown lpm
Best Comic Troll Post -- gunp0int for getting dumdeedum to do what m0nty's months long slobbering couldn't.
Best Christmas Troll Post -- cheesypoof for getting jjohnsen a 360 for Christmas.
Best Irrational Troll Post -- BobJustBob, moving to Portland because a coin told him to.
Best Single Troll Post  -- caryn, because she loved her dog.

Individual Troll of the Year Awards

PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll -- Artur. Book #54 A Troll in the Life.
PlanetCrap's Least Comprehensible Troll  -- gaggle. I read the words, but they don't make sense.
PlanetCrap's Best Drama Queen Troll  -- Format, by a mile and
a half . (special mention to Funkdrunk for leaving in a huff when the troll that must not be named returned for a brief spell).
PlanetCrap's Best Cliche-spawning Troll  -- Chunkstyle, for turning all our ex-posters turning into zombies.
PlanetCrap's Most Predictable Troll  -- lpmiller for always complaing about the lack of a TOTY. Find something new now!
PlanetCrap's Most Annoying Troll  -- Format. See above.
PlanetCrap's Best New Troll/Lurker to Troll  -- Treefrog. Nika just didn't try enough.
PlanetCrap's Most Missed Troll -- Marsh Davies. From pretentious to missing. Zombie is up next for you.
PlanetCrap's Best Zombie Troll (last years most missed) -- Wingwalker.
PlanetCrap's Most Anal Retentive Troll -- Hugin, again. I don't need examples, it just is.
lanetCrap's Most Political Troll -- McBain, again. It's all about TPM links from him
PlanetCrap's Fanboi Troll -- BobJustBob for spore. Even Max Diablos changed his mind about the Judge Dredd game.
PlanetCrap Most Angry Troll -- Ergo for being so horribly, horribly, angry.
PlanetCrap's Best Short Lived Group Project/Trying to kill PC Troll -- jamie, again.  For 52 books in 52 weeks (blog posts don't count!)
PlanetCrap's Most Emo Troll -- Squeaky. Don't piss him off in IRC or he'll spam the website with his crying.
PlanetCrap's Best Backhanded Compliment Troll -- g-man, he has good stuff to say when he's not being an asshole.
PlanetCrap's most Swinging Troll -- Caryn for her belly dancing stuff and not killing PC by posting it on a blog.
PlanetCrap's Best Lurker Troll -- Bill Powers, 1 post. Better luck next year jh0.
PlanetCrap's Troll Best Trying to kill PC -- Dumdeedum's RealDoll (really, him meeting someone in real life? come on!)
PlanetCrap's Most Ephemeral Troll -- shadarr. You know he's a troll, but nothing particularly stands out over the year.

Special Categories

Best Troll of a Major News Network -- Barack and Michelle Obama for their 'terrorist fist jab.'
Best Tool for TOTYs -- Jibble for crapsifter, without which half the links wouldn't be here for us to remember the good times.
Best Troll Defense -- CheesyPoof for plonk support to Owen's greasemonkey script and Owen for creating the greasemonkey script to begin with
Best Publisher Troll of PlanetCrap --Rockstar for GTA:IV. Good show. golf clap

Troll of the Year

PlanetCrap's Best Overall Troll -- Format because, well, see above.
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#1 by Gabe
2009-01-23 17:58:14
http://www.dartpublishing.com
Battle of the topics!
#2 by m0nty
2009-01-23 17:58:46
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Aww, this is nice.
#3 by CheesyPoof
2009-01-23 17:59:40
Hooray!

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#4 by Matt Perkins
2009-01-23 18:14:25
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
It's not every year I can be snubbed twice.

"some of those words want to be other words." - LP
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#5 by Jamie
2009-01-23 18:16:31
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Most Awkward Post -- gaggle for hitting on lpm's daughter.

This is the highlight of the year for me. So awkward.

blog | photoblog | PlanetCrap Flickr group

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#6 by FoRmaT
2009-01-23 18:28:39
Eat my ass with a spoon, CheesyGoof. Stop trolling me!

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#7 by Chunkstyle
2009-01-23 18:31:09
I won twice this year, hooray!

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#8 by TreeFrog
2009-01-23 18:40:42
I almost feel... validated.

I like you, Cheesy. I'll kill you second last.

Moat.
#9 by Ergo
2009-01-23 18:53:59
m0nty's topic is better.

"The Postmaster General and I had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie, I'd return Joan Baez's phonecalls." --Jack Donaghy
#10 by Greg
2009-01-23 19:00:57
Cheesy wins a double plus Troll of the TOTY threads again.

#11 by FoRmaT
2009-01-23 19:02:43
Way to go Gabe...

other topics, you let rot in the submission bin for months. And then you put up two stupid carbon-copy topics in 24 hours to clutter the front page, where one will get 100 posts and the other 25. Luckily it's you who pays for the bandwidth and not me...

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#12 by m0nty
2009-01-23 19:04:51
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
TreeFrog (#8):
I almost feel... validated.

I like you, Cheesy. I'll kill you second last.

Dude, even if we were the last two people on Earth, I'm still not giving you overall TOTY.
#13 by assemblerer
2009-01-23 19:05:36
http://uglycode.com
two TOTY awards aren't enough for you.

#14 by FoRmaT
2009-01-23 19:06:27
If you were the last two people on Earth and TreeFrog wasn't TOTY, that would make you it...

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#15 by m0nty
2009-01-23 19:07:17
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
The boy's smart, there's no denying.
#16 by Gabe
2009-01-23 19:12:57
http://www.dartpublishing.com
Haha, I don't pay for shit, sucker!
#17 by FoRmaT
2009-01-23 19:17:49
Hmmm... isn't morn dead, having left you in charge? Cool of him to pay for a site he probably doesn't even look at anymore.

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#18 by Penguinx
2009-01-23 19:19:36
m0nty gave me an award. By default I support his topic.

Jetski!
#19 by yotsuya
2009-01-23 19:23:35
I think we should create a lifetime achievement award, kinda like the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Academy Award. Obviously, we would name it after He Who Shall Remain Nameless.

#20 by LPMiller
2009-01-23 19:25:01
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
i'm....i'm so honored.....I'd like to thank too many people to name.....my wife, my kids staying up late to read this.....and of course, the big guy upstairs for keeping it real, yo!  Free Tibet!

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#21 by Wudi
2009-01-23 19:33:02
I'd like to the the Acadamy for the nomination and especialy you, the voter for...wait..WHAT? I WASN'T NOMINATED AGAIN???

F U REDBEARDCheesyPoof !

Zep--

Tom Chick is a hypocritical cunt.
#22 by FoRmaT
2009-01-23 19:35:35
Where's Dingle?

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#23 by mgns
2009-01-23 20:31:02
Goddamnit. I never make these lists.

"Dort, wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen." Heinrich Heine
#24 by Milan Brezovský
2009-01-23 20:34:22
http://uglycode.com
Wasn't DKI actually someone's alt? Other than that, he was a pretty good troll, true that.
#25 by deadlock
2009-01-23 21:39:37
http://www.deadlocked.org/
DKI was far too entertaining to be a genuine troll. He hardly pissed anyone off.

#26 by CheesyPoof
2009-01-23 21:43:40
He ran off Creole Ned, though.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#27 by Shadarr
2009-01-23 21:45:05
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
That was pretty unforgivable.

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#28 by Penguinx
2009-01-23 22:00:30
My gut feeling: Jeet is Wudi.
#29 by Matt Perkins
2009-01-23 22:21:24
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Penguinx (#28):
My gut feeling: Jeet is Wudi.

He knows a lot about where he claimed to live if Wudi is a made up personality...


DKI is/was very overrated.

"some of those words want to be other words." - LP
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#30 by McBain
2009-01-23 22:38:34
DKI is/was very overrated.

Who?
#31 by Shadarr
2009-01-23 23:10:54
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
Man, why you gotta be racism?

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#32 by jjohnsen
2009-01-24 00:02:55
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I'm sorry, but I refuse to count something as a troll that led to me getting a 360.

#33 by yotsuya
2009-01-24 00:13:04
Fuck DKI.

#34 by Caryn
2009-01-24 00:27:06
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
YES! I got two awards for the same post. Man, I will never top that post ever for as long as I post on PC.

#35 by BobJustBob
2009-01-24 00:33:48
The TOTYs have become weak trolls.

BUYBUYBUY
#36 by Artur
2009-01-24 00:35:01
RECOGNISE!
#37 by Shadarr
2009-01-24 00:41:02
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
Whose alt are you?

Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
#38 by Trunks
2009-01-24 01:42:06
Still not on the list, booya!

#39 by Matt Perkins
2009-01-24 02:46:27
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Caryn (#34):
YES! I got two awards for the same post. Man, I will never top that post ever for as long as I post on PC.

Even my wife thought that post was hilarious. I've chuckled every time I read it for sure.

"some of those words want to be other words." - LP
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#40 by Jibble
2009-01-24 05:29:58
#32 by jjohnsen

I'm sorry, but I refuse to count something as a troll that led to me getting a 360.

Bullshit, that was the Troll of the Fucking Year.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 190 lbs.  10 to go.
#41 by lwf
2009-01-24 09:22:56
It's pretty high in the running for troll of the decade.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#42 by Gunp01nt
2009-01-24 09:47:36
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Who got trolled there, though? Was the money secretly raised from obtaining a 100% interest CDO in jj's name, or did everyone who donated get trolled and is jj really swimming in money?

"IT consultant of perfect lovemaking art."
- randomly generated subject header of a spam e-mail
#43 by McBain
2009-01-24 10:01:11
Just to remind everyone.  Friday Night Lights is a really really awesome show.
#44 by eggbert
2009-01-24 11:21:34
http://www.stuffresearch.com
Have you reminded us before? The only talk of it I heard here was when I was attempting to cheer lead it to people in the first season. I was mostly ignored.
#45 by CheesyPoof
2009-01-24 16:39:56
Who got trolled there, though? Was the money secretly raised from obtaining a 100% interest CDO in jj's name, or did everyone who donated get trolled and is jj really swimming in money?

Jibble was the one trolled into creating the jj pride fund website and doing all the paypal stuff for it. Arguably anyone that donated was trolled too, but since jj got his 360 it kinda removes the YHBT sting.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#46 by CheesyPoof
2009-01-24 16:41:22
Just to remind everyone.  Friday Night Lights is a really really awesome show.

My wife likes it more than me. We DVR'ed it from last night so we didn't watch it yet. Does it make sense? I ask because they kinda killed it in mid-season last year cause of the writers so I wonder if they bothered to wrap things up or not.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#47 by Milan Brezovský
2009-01-24 18:20:36
http://uglycode.com
#46 by CheesyPoof

My wife likes it more than me.

That's tough. Do you also like video games more than you like your wife?
#48 by Matt Perkins
2009-01-24 19:00:38
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Friday Night Lights == so bad I won't even watch one episode.

"some of those words want to be other words." - LP
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#49 by jjohnsen
2009-01-25 00:58:41
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I haven't seen it this season, but it's usually pretty great.

#50 by McBain
2009-01-25 09:08:35
Matt Perkins == Wrong on every level.
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