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The Real 2007 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards.
February 19th 2008, 23:50 CET by CheesyPoof

The Real 2007 PlanetCrap Troll of the Year Awards.

Things get better with age and since the 2007 TOTY's are 20 days late that should only make them better. Enjoy. Old categories didn't make any sense so I made some up. Anyone that doesn't get a mention isn't witty enough!

PLANETCRAP DIVISION
PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll -- Ng Yo. Who? Exactly.
PlanetCrap's Least Comprehensible Troll  -- bago. Again. Slim pickings here.
PlanetCrap's Most Pretentious Troll  -- Marsh Davies. Pretty much no one else in contention, but then again to be able to wax lyrically about games takes a special troll.
PlanetCrap's Best Drama Queen Troll  -- Warren Marshall for leaving in a huff.
PlanetCrap's Best Cliche-spawning Troll  -- No new cliches, PC is dying!!1!
PlanetCrap's Most Predictable Troll  -- Joker. Big old YF Yawn for this one.
PlanetCrap's Spolier Troll  -- Greg, because, well, he's a Philly fan and that's enough.
PlanetCrap's Best Annoying Troll  -- Eastern Europe's finest, assembler and anaquicerm
PlanetCrap's Most Witty Troll  -- Dum wins this for the Crysis review. He regained this following quitting the WoW habit which allowed him to play other games.
PlanetCrap's Best New Troll/Lurker to Troll  -- No new blood. PC is dying!!1!
PlanetCrap's Best Single Troll Post  -- Gabe for "Meat is tasty."
PlanetCrap's Best Storyteller Troll -- Dingle, did he tell you about the time some kid popped their self off in the classroom?
PlanetCrap's Most Missed Troll -- Wingwalker, where have you gone, uhm, coo coo ca choo
PlanetCrap's Better Late than Never Troll -- Jibble for trolling me into doing this topic
PlanetCrap's Best Anti-Troll Troll -- jjohnsen
PlanetCrap's Most Anal Retentive Troll -- Hugin. Breaking boards anyone?
PlanetCrap's Most Illogical Troll -- gaggle. Why do you play games?
PlanetCrap's Most Political Troll -- McBain.
PlanetCrap's Best Troll with a Wii -- BobJustBob. Please sell it and buy it again, please!
PlanetCrap Troll with the worst Meme -- Ergo for being so horribly, horribly, old.
PlanetCrap's Best Short Lived Group Project Troll -- jamie for all the photography stuff.
PlanetCrap's Most Forgetful Troll -- Squeaky
PlanetCrap's Most Authoritative Troll -- Caryn, respect her authority!
PlanetCrap's Multi Class Troll -- g-man for lawyer/troll. Well, the lawyer stories were fun while they lasted.

Special Category:
Best Troll of a Metropolitan Police Department -- Cartoon network.

TROLL OF THE YEAR
PlanetCrap's Best Overall Troll -- Gabe because he makes people leave forver in PC and in #pc.
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#1 by BobJustBob
2008-02-19 23:50:49
Madness!

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#2 by Greg
2008-02-19 23:51:43
Verbal Kint is Keyzer Soze.

And fuck Santa Claus.

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#3 by Fugazi(werking)
2008-02-19 23:52:09
OMG HAX!

#4 by Jibble
2008-02-19 23:54:03
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 194 lbs.  14 to go.
#5 by Chunkstyle
2008-02-19 23:54:12
I lose again.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#6 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-19 23:57:17
Maybe if you posted gifs of your assistant you'd win the "Toll with the Hottest Assistant" award.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#7 by Greg
2008-02-19 23:59:21
Time marches on.

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#8 by yotsuya
2008-02-20 00:00:02
Mr. Speaker, I'd like to nominate our Ayran friend FoRmAt for PlanetCrap's Best Drama Queen Troll.
#9 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-20 00:01:06
That's a 2008 award. There's 10.5 more long months for someone to snatch that one away.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#10 by anaqer
2008-02-20 00:01:17
Annoyance is, for the lack of a better word, good. I'm honoured.

#10 - Why not both come out of a window?
#11 by yotsuya
2008-02-20 00:03:22
Poof-

I stand corrected, and withdraw the nomination.
#12 by anaqer
2008-02-20 00:03:34
#7 by Greg
Time marches on

Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know

#10 - Why not both come out of a window?
#13 by yotsuya
2008-02-20 00:05:32
I'd also like the motion to show that I meant to call FoRmAt an Aryan, not an Ayran.
#14 by Ergo
2008-02-20 00:05:54
I think Ray/Px  would have been a good nom for the Drama Queen award. The whole vegan explosion incident was classic PC.

Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.

--Flowers
#15 by FoRmaT
2008-02-20 00:08:22
Ayrán is actually a Canarian name.

Me Arian? Well, your'e right with the "blonde" part, but I ain't got no blue eyes. (I think I had ONE once, as a kid...)

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#16 by yotsuya
2008-02-20 00:08:43
Yeah, I second Ergo's suggestion. As much as I like Ray, that was pretty funny.
#17 by jjohnsen
2008-02-20 00:10:01
http://www.johnsenclan.com
What did happen to Wingwalker anyway?  She was a pretty regular poster for a while there.

#18 by FoRmaT
2008-02-20 00:10:11
Plus, I think I have not reacted THAT badly to all the beatings I took.

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#19 by yotsuya
2008-02-20 00:10:27
I think she found a new bald boy toy.
#20 by yotsuya
2008-02-20 00:12:31
Plus, I think I have not reacted THAT badly to all the beatings I took.

What? I could practically see the tears staining each post you made.
#21 by FoRmaT
2008-02-20 00:12:43
Wingwalker was all "LOOK AT THE PICTURES!!! I'M A HOT WOMAN!!! ON THE INTARNETZ!!!", right?

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#22 by FoRmaT
2008-02-20 00:14:52
I could practically see the tears staining each post you made.

At least I took it like a man and didn't leave forever (yeah you wish!!!) cabronazo :P

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#23 by CheesyPoof
2008-02-20 00:16:56
Fuck that, you didn't take shit like a man. If there was anyone who "took it like a man" was Ds who pretty much ignores the crack whore jabs and still posts here, once in a while.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#24 by FoRmaT
2008-02-20 00:18:55
Those jabs were more on the whore.

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#25 by assemblerer
2008-02-20 00:21:54
http://uglycode.com
YOU BASTARDS, now you've pushed sports thread off the main page! You know what that means?! AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

blog -- Crap@last.fm -- Flickr -- Panoramio -- MP3
"I don't love kids enough to spend more than $100.  In fact, I don't love kids at all." - Deacon
#26 by anaqer
2008-02-20 00:23:32
#14 by Ergo
I think Ray/Px  would have been a good nom for the Drama Queen award. The whole vegan explosion incident was classic PC.

Jesus fuck, but I agree with the man right there.

#10 - Why not both come out of a window?
#27 by assemblerer
2008-02-20 00:25:54
http://uglycode.com
Also, /me high fives anaqer for being supposedly East European and annoying.

blog -- Crap@last.fm -- Flickr -- Panoramio -- MP3
"I don't love kids enough to spend more than $100.  In fact, I don't love kids at all." - Deacon
#28 by jjohnsen
2008-02-20 00:27:04
http://www.johnsenclan.com
#21 by FoRmaT

Wingwalker was all "LOOK AT THE PICTURES!!! I'M A HOT WOMAN!!! ON THE INTARNETZ!!!", right?

I don't remember her being an attention whore.  Am I mistaken?

#29 by Ergo
2008-02-20 00:28:00
No.

Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.

--Flowers
#30 by assemblerer
2008-02-20 00:28:16
http://uglycode.com
You are not. She just wasn't the usual PC material.

blog -- Crap@last.fm -- Flickr -- Panoramio -- MP3
"I don't love kids enough to spend more than $100.  In fact, I don't love kids at all." - Deacon
#31 by Chunkstyle
2008-02-20 00:29:49
She was pretty cool, actually.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#32 by Chunkstyle
2008-02-20 00:30:24
And she gave my girlfriend underwear, which none of the rest of you have ever done.  Cheap bastards.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#33 by gaggle
2008-02-20 00:32:47
I, uh, but you never even asked Chunk. Do bring her back though.


PlanetCrap's Most Illogical Troll -- gaggle. Why do you play games?

The fuck… and I've tried so hard this year to be more understandable, and now this!

No on second thought I do fully deserve this one.

" It's a mystery!  You love those!  Where are you going?" - Hugin
#34 by anaqer
2008-02-20 00:33:19
Supposedly...? I'm about as much of an eastie as it relates to Europe as one can get. As for annoyance - well, that's obviously up for individual interpretation. You fucking counts. Did I fall down and make my mind go black and blue?

#10 - Why not both come out of a window?
#35 by FoRmaT
2008-02-20 00:33:33
GIF!

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#36 by FoRmaT
2008-02-20 00:34:47
#35 was meant for #32, for obvious reasons.

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."
#37 by Ergo
2008-02-20 00:44:38
#33 by gaggle

I, uh, but you never even asked Chunk. Do bring her back though.

I don't think Chunk wants his girlfriend wearing your underwear, gaggle.

Invention is the Green Goblin of Necessary Lemonade.

--Flowers
#38 by Squeaky
2008-02-20 00:54:58
I made it on to the list. Hooray, acceptance!

#39 by Fugazi(werking)
2008-02-20 01:27:17
I didn't. Hooray, rejection!

#40 by LPMiller
2008-02-20 01:55:33
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
what the fuck do I have to do to get some god damn trolling respect around here?

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#41 by Squeaky
2008-02-20 02:00:27
Sire some more offspring.

#42 by lwf
2008-02-20 02:05:03
And have them start posting.

My name? Jones... Enema Bag Jones. Wii.
#43 by McBain
2008-02-20 02:12:14
I'd like to thank the academy.

#44 by Caryn
2008-02-20 03:20:10
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
Yeah, that's RIGHT I'm the most authoritative troll! EAT IT, HUGIN AND G-MAN.

Bellydance!
#45 by Funkdrunk
2008-02-20 03:54:34
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
I never make the troll list.

Funk.

#46 by Matt Perkins
2008-02-20 03:55:23
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I'd like to know how I keep getting passed over. Don't I love you enough! Don't I! DON'T I!

"Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
#47 by Gabe
2008-02-20 04:01:21
http://www.dartpublishing.com
Sorry for making people leave forver.
#48 by Matt Perkins
2008-02-20 04:02:09
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Gabe (#47):
Sorry for making people leave forver.

(lies)

"Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
#49 by yotsuya
2008-02-20 04:12:59
Yeah, how does Perkins not make the list? How about Troll Most Likely To Post Something To Make Other Trolls Feel Good About Themselves?
#50 by Matt Perkins
2008-02-20 04:17:15
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I don't think I've ever made the list. It's sad really. I work and cook and I clean and I love and what do I get for it? NOTHING!

I'm starting to think maybe you don't love me anymore...

"Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
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