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BEST... Something Or Other... EVER!
October 24th 2007, 19:38 CEST by Hugin

Alternate title:  Troll Bait 2:  Troll Harder

Really just a place to put the kind of lazy-but-fun, list-oriented discussion that clogs up all the pop culture oriented media nowadays. Top X lists.    Yeah, they're cheap, but you can sometimes get a good classic PLanetcrap discussion/argument/trainwreck going.

Movies Starring or Costarring a Black Comedian.  Music Videos.  Cartoon Opening Sequences/Theme Songs.  Hot yet approachable seeming celebrity crushes.  Muscle/Pony cars of the 60s and 70s. Dinosaurs.  Rank them!
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#1 by Greg
2007-10-24 19:41:41
Best Elves in a Video Game. Go!

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#2 by Chunkstyle
2007-10-24 19:54:55
Top 10 things on my office desk right now:

10.  Half-empty box of Suzy Q's
9.    Purple plastic Slinky
8.    Google/Dilbert coffee mug
7.    Crystal Golden Gate Bridge
6.    Unopened box of Jolly Time Blast O Butter microwave popcorn
5.    Drawing of Winnie the Pooh
4.    Almost empty box of Oolong tea
3.    Stupid project I finally finished
2.    Jedi Mickey
1.    Darth Goofy

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#3 by Hugin
2007-10-24 19:57:43
lmccain@nber.org
Ten favorite videos ever, in no particular order (not best necessarily, and not most influential, because fuck Thriller, and fuck Chris Cunningham):

1. Big Time, Peter Gabriel
2. Space Lord, Monster Magnet
3. Prison Sex, Tool
4. Take On Me, A-Ha
5. Cherish, Madonna
6. Woo Haa, Busta Rhymes
7. Just a Gigilo, David Lee Roth
8. The Rain, Missy Elliot
9. Sweet Dreams, Eurythmics
10. Rough Boy, ZZ Top.

"Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
#4 by eggbert
2007-10-24 19:59:09
http://www.stuffresearch.com
Movies Starring or Costarring a Black Comedian.  Music Videos.  Cartoon Opening Sequences/Theme Songs.  Hot yet approachable seeming celebrity crushes.  Muscle/Pony cars of the 60s and 70s. Dinosaurs.  Rank them!


1) Hot yet approachable seeming celebrity crushes.  
2) Dinosaurs.  
3) Music Videos.  
4) Muscle/Pony cars of the 60s and 70s.
5) Movies Starring or Costarring a Black Comedian.  
6) Cartoon Opening Sequences/Theme Songs.
#5 by hangedmanAG
2007-10-24 20:00:12
www.livejournal.com/users/hangedman_ag/
5. Cherish, Madonna

Really?  Really?????

"when a man knows he is to be  hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
#6 by Ergo
2007-10-24 20:02:17
On my desk:

10. Colonel Sanders bobble-head
9.  Plush Cthulhu
8.  Plush Nyarlathotep
7.  Really bizarre-looking Dell coffee cup
6.  Bottle of Marie Sharp's habanero hot sauce
5.  Waiting for Guffman DVD.
4.  Klik-Klack toy from our marketing department
3.  Series of Homestar Runner figurines
2.  Darth Tater
1.  Gigantic pile of CDs containing various tools I use for my job.

You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religions. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough. --Aldous Huxley

DVDs
#7 by BobJustBob
2007-10-24 20:02:18
You sure you're not thinking of Like a Prayer?

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#8 by Hugin
2007-10-24 20:04:23
lmccain@nber.org
Hangedman, Madonna made a ton of very good videos, obviously, and I'm sure most people forced to pick one would choose Material Girl or Express Yourself or Vogue or (most of all) Like A Prayer.

But I think she's about as cute/sweet looking in Cherish as she ever was (probably most beautiful in Like a Prayer and most glamorous in Vogue), and the Herb Ritts cinematography is really nice... it's one of the few videos where she's not trying to knock you over with sexuality or be controversial or anything.  She looks like she's having fun.  It's my favorite Madonna video.

"Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
#9 by Chunkstyle
2007-10-24 20:06:16
Best cartoon theme songs (not in order):

1.  Speed Racer
2.  Spiderman
3.  Spongebob Squarepants
4.  Hong Kong Phooey
5.  The Bugs Bunny Overture (This is it)
6.  Magilla Gorilla
7.  South Park
8.  Underdog
9.  Mighty Mouse
10. Flintstones

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#10 by Ergo
2007-10-24 20:07:29
"And oh what heights we'll hit, on with the show this is it!"

You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religions. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough. --Aldous Huxley

DVDs
#11 by hangedmanAG
2007-10-24 20:13:36
www.livejournal.com/users/hangedman_ag/
Hugin,

I agree with most of what you said about Cherish except that it had that godawful troll of a mermaid child.  Ruined the whole video for me.

I think Like a Prayer and Express Yourself are vastly overrated.

"when a man knows he is to be  hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
#12 by CheesyPoof
2007-10-24 20:14:28
Top ten list of lists.

10. Forbes list of billionaires
9. Car and Drivers Top 10
8. US News & World Reports top universities
7. College Footbal top 25, the absurdity of it all
6. Baby names for the year ...
5. Who's who
4. Those top 10 shows on the travel network
3. The plays of the week
2. AFI Top 100 films
1. Top 100 Computer/Video Games of all time

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#13 by Jamie
2007-10-24 20:15:57
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Top 10 Halloween Costumes I've Dressed Up In

10. A white erase board
9. A hobo
8. Spider-Man
7. Dressed all in yellow, and alternatively either a ray of sunshine or a stream of urine
6. A doctor
7. A graduate student
6. A software pirate (pirate costume w/ CDs and floppy disks glued to me)
5. A multiple choice test
4. Another hobo
3. Willie Nelson
2. A keyboard
1. Wendy, from the fast food restaurant. When I had long, red hair and did the pigtails myself

#14 by jjohnsen
2007-10-24 20:20:49
http://www.johnsenclan.com
#6 by Ergo

On my desk:

7.  Really bizarre-looking Dell coffee cup


How does a coffee cup look bizarre?

#15 by Ergo
2007-10-24 20:22:15
It's too hard to explain.

You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religions. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough. --Aldous Huxley

DVDs
#16 by Chunkstyle
2007-10-24 20:22:31
Top 10 Dead Crappers (not in order):

1.  Foodbunny
2.  Bailey
3.  Warren
4.  Hulka
5.  Matthew Gallant
6.  jafd
7.  Joker
8.  Mike
9.  Creole Ned
10. Your Friend

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#17 by Matt Perkins
2007-10-24 20:26:25
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Top ten most boring threads

1) this one.

"Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
#18 by Chunkstyle
2007-10-24 20:28:21
Have you looked at the archives?  You could do a thread just about the stuff on my desk and still beat some of them.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#19 by Ergo
2007-10-24 20:28:22
Biggest Planetcrap asshole:

1. Matt Perkins

You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religions. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough. --Aldous Huxley

DVDs
#20 by assemblerer
2007-10-24 20:28:40
http://uglycode.com
Crappers I'd actually like to see back/more active:
- foodbunny
- ryslin
- caryn
(MOAR WIMINS!)
- chris
- YF
- matt gallant, I think?
- warren in his insightful-comment-posting mood
- jafd when she was entertaining and not smartassy

#21 by jjohnsen
2007-10-24 20:28:51
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Six Post-apocalyptic books I love to re-read*

   1. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon
   2. Alas Babylon by Pat Frank
   3. The Road by Cormac McCarthy
   4. Battle Circle by Piers Anthony
   5. Warday by Witley Strieber
   6. The Stand by Stephen King

*just because I re-read them all the time doesn't necessarily make them great literature.  Battle Circle is total trash, but for some reason I'm hooked, probably because I read it when I was so young.

#22 by Hugin
2007-10-24 20:30:39
lmccain@nber.org
#9 by Chunkstyle

Best cartoon theme songs (not in order):

1.  Speed Racer
2.  Spiderman
3.  Spongebob Squarepants
4.  Hong Kong Phooey
5.  The Bugs Bunny Overture (This is it)
6.  Magilla Gorilla
7.  South Park
8.  Underdog
9.  Mighty Mouse
10. Flintstones


I agree with you Chunk on:

1. Spider Man (70s cartoon)
2. Bugs Bunny "On With the Show" (brilliant choice)

However, there we part company.

3. Alf cartoon (totally different from the Alf live action TV show, especially in that it was good)
4. Star Blazers
5. Bionic Six
6. Animaniacs
7. Kidd Video
8. Chilly Willy
9. Jem
10. Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs

"Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
#23 by jjohnsen
2007-10-24 20:30:47
http://www.johnsenclan.com
#20 by assemblerer

Crappers I'd actually like to see back/more active:

- foodbunny

- ryslin

- caryn

(MOAR WIMINS!)

- chris

- YF

- matt gallant, I think?

- warren in his insightful-comment-posting mood

- jafd when she was entertaining and not smartassy

Ryslin came back for a day.  That was weird.

#24 by hangedmanAG
2007-10-24 20:33:24
www.livejournal.com/users/hangedman_ag/
Six Post-apocalyptic books I love to re-read*

   1. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon
   2. Alas Babylon by Pat Frank
   3. The Road by Cormac McCarthy
   4. Battle Circle by Piers Anthony
   5. Warday by Witley Strieber
   6. The Stand by Stephen King

No Canticle for Liebowitz or On the Beach?  You suck.

"when a man knows he is to be  hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
#25 by Hugin
2007-10-24 20:35:54
lmccain@nber.org
#11 by hangedmanAG

I think Like a Prayer and Express Yourself are vastly overrated.


Like a Prayer tries too hard to push buttons, but Madonna is more beautiful in it than any other video, IMO, and again, some great cinematography.

However, my second favorite Madonna video is Lucky Star (The best of her early "ribbon crap in her hair/I'm just some club kid making dance music" videos, and after that...oh, probably Rain or Secret.

"Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
#26 by assemblerer
2007-10-24 20:38:05
http://uglycode.com
#23 by jjohnsen
Ryslin came back for a day.  That was weird.

Dethstryk has returned few days after. PlanetCrap has exceeded this semester's quote for reactivated crappers, so it banned Ryslin from accessing PC. PC is self-aware, you know.

That, or dethstryk has murdered her to secure the comeback TOTY.

#27 by Hugin
2007-10-24 20:39:59
lmccain@nber.org
Crappers I'd like to see come back to life/post more often, in no particular order:


1. Hiredgoons
2. Caryn
3. Foody
4. Funk (I know he's kind of around but not often enough)
5. Post-It
6. Chris
7. Desiato

"Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
#28 by Gabe
2007-10-24 20:42:17
http://www.dartpublishing.com
No McGrew?!
#29 by Fugazi(werking)
2007-10-24 20:43:04
How about "reformed pianist"? He could be pretty funny.

!
#30 by CheesyPoof
2007-10-24 20:43:46
Fixed!

#3 by Hugin

Ten favorite videos ever, in no particular order (not best necessarily, and not most influential, because fuck Thriller, and fuck Chris Cunningham):

1. Big Time, Peter Gabriel
2. Space Lord, Monster Magnet
3. Prison Sex, Tool
4. Take On Me, A-Ha
5. Cherish, Madonna
6. Woo Haa, Busta Rhymes
7. Just a Gigilo, David Lee Roth
8. The Rain, Missy Elliot
9. Sweet Dreams, Eurythmics
10. Rough Boy, ZZ Top.
.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#31 by assemblerer
2007-10-24 20:48:02
http://uglycode.com
Top 10 Crap memes:
1. jetski/table
2. uhm... I'm not active long enough to judge it, actually
...
42. co-op
73. Warren's wife

Most ridiculous discussions:
1. Mank & co. - speeding vs. black vs. white
2. m0nty - that feminist chick, stalking and chivalry

Best casual memes:
1. GIF
2. hattrick
3. scrollwheel
11. You're awesome.
24. Warren's "What?"
24. Bogo's bagoisms.
25. Joker's wang

#32 by CheesyPoof
2007-10-24 20:51:23
Mine was the best "Fixed!" in the history of "Fixed!".

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#33 by assemblerer
2007-10-24 20:52:22
http://uglycode.com
Oh yeah. Fixed is definitely better than hattrick, but some GIFs win.

#34 by jjohnsen
2007-10-24 21:05:20
http://www.johnsenclan.com
#24 by hangedmanAG

Six Post-apocalyptic books I love to re-read*

   1. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon

   2. Alas Babylon by Pat Frank

   3. The Road by Cormac McCarthy

   4. Battle Circle by Piers Anthony

   5. Warday by Witley Strieber

   6. The Stand by Stephen King

No Canticle for Liebowitz or On the Beach?  You suck.

They'd be in the top ten, though I feel Canticle for Liebowitz is over-rated.

#35 by hangedmanAG
2007-10-24 21:07:16
www.livejournal.com/users/hangedman_ag/
You're insane, man.  Insane.

"when a man knows he is to be  hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
#36 by Hugin
2007-10-24 21:07:52
lmccain@nber.org
The Busta Rhymes video

"Bioshock, sadly, is no Painkiller." - BobJustBob
#37 by hangedmanAG
2007-10-24 21:07:58
www.livejournal.com/users/hangedman_ag/
Top 10 Crap memes:
1. jetski/table
2. uhm... I'm not active long enough to judge it, actually
...
42. co-op
73. Warren's wife

Jibble's ex would be in my top three

"when a man knows he is to be  hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." Samuel Johnson
#38 by Dumdeedum
2007-10-24 21:09:02
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Top Ten Numbers:

10. 666
9.  35
8.  3
7.  -1
6.  3.14
5.  80
4.  10
3.  2
2.  0
1.  42

#39 by CheesyPoof
2007-10-24 21:09:47
Top Missing Crappers from the Missing Crappers lists

1. Morn
2. KAK
3. Charles

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#40 by BobJustBob
2007-10-24 21:13:28
Top 5 List Posts:

5. #38
4. #17
3. #19
2. #2
1. #40

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#41 by Gunp01nt
2007-10-24 21:17:11
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Top eight things that are awesome about John Woo's (older) movies:

8. At the end, you always feel like you've gained a sudden understanding of Cantonese (which you haven't)
7. Chow Yun-Fat
6. Don't get too much plot in my violence opera
5. Reloading is for pussies
4. Stunt people  who'll do anything
3. Bad overdubbing, bad editing and other stuff that would seem ridiculous on western movies, but give HK movies more credibility
2. When motorbikes get shot at while in mid air, their gas tanks explode and they become a huge flying fireball
1. Dual pistols

"I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
- Warren Marshall
#42 by Gunp01nt
2007-10-24 21:19:42
supersimon33@hotmail.com
#31 by assemblerer

Top 10 Crap memes:
1. jetski/table
2. uhm... I'm not active long enough to judge it, actually
...
42. co-op
73. Warren's wife


Start here and work from there.

"I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
- Warren Marshall
#43 by BobJustBob
2007-10-24 21:20:29
Speaking of which, Stranglehold for the PS3 just went gold. And if you buy the collector's edition for $70, the full movie Hard Boiled in HD is on the game disc.

"I don't like story in games." - Soren Johnson
#44 by Gunp01nt
2007-10-24 21:23:24
supersimon33@hotmail.com
That would be pretty awesome to watch on a huge HDTV screen. I'll go check whether my friend who owns a 42" HDTV has seen Hardboiled yet.

"I've always viewed masturbation as a pretty positive thing."
- Warren Marshall
#45 by assemblerer
2007-10-24 21:30:58
http://uglycode.com
Gunpoint - thanks, I've wanted to look that post up. But it's still not the same when I read those memes as when I'd be there when it happened, so I won't pretend I'm old-skool crapper even if I'd know all that.

We've sold 2 42" Samsung plasma TVs today. It was a funny feeling, since we usually sell 7 notebooks worth that much in maybe 2 months?

Also, who's Morn? And where's my Developium, GottDamnit?

#46 by Matt Perkins
2007-10-24 21:36:35
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
jjohnsen (#21):
Six Post-apocalyptic books I love to re-read*

   1. Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon

   2. Alas Babylon by Pat Frank

   3. The Road by Cormac McCarthy

   4. Battle Circle by Piers Anthony

   5. Warday by Witley Strieber

   6. The Stand by Stephen King

*just because I re-read them all the time doesn't necessarily make them great literature.  Battle Circle is total trash, but for some reason I'm hooked, probably because I read it when I was so young.

What about Battlefield Earth? And People on the Fringe (I think that's the title)?

"Thug means never having to say you're sorry." - UTurn
#47 by Greg
2007-10-24 21:42:44
Top 10 crappers I wish would come back:

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#48 by Max
2007-10-24 21:43:08
http://massivebraincase.org/
Ten Celebrities I'd Like To Put On A Bus And Then Push The Bus Off A Cliff, And Not A Looney Tunes Cliff, Either:

Donald Trump
Rosie O'Donnell
Kato Kaelin
The Cast of The Hills
P Diddy
Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Lindsay Lohan
Geraldo Rivera
Oprah Winfrey
Bill O'Reilly

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Check your FSI!
#49 by assemblerer
2007-10-24 21:44:30
http://uglycode.com
People who want to kill PC:
Greg

People who help it:
all inactive crappers

People who actively help do it:
all active crappers

People who can actually kill PC:
El Morno Diablo

#50 by assemblerer
2007-10-24 21:45:35
http://uglycode.com
#48 by Max

Ten Celebrities I'd Like To Put On A Bus And Then Push The Bus Off A Cliff, And Not A Looney Tunes Cliff, Either:


WHERE THE HELL IS CAMERON DIAZ?

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