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A Sporting Conspiracy
September 26th 2006, 14:09 CEST by deadlock

i don't really care, but the sports thread is in danger of falling off the frontpage (If this topic gets voted in, in fact). this topic can be the new one.

just to doubly annoy certain people, it can also be the new thread in which jokes calls us fukkan morons. preferably without shitty links.

poo.
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#1 by deadlock
2006-09-26 14:14:59
http://www.deadlocked.org/
The crap is dying. Can I be God?

#2 by Warren Marshall
2006-09-26 15:01:53
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
I love the admins here.  Thanks Gabe!

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
#3 by Anonymous
2006-09-26 15:14:21
Yeah, finally that stupid sports thread is off the main page.

#4 by deadlock
2006-09-26 15:17:59
http://www.deadlocked.org/
Warren:

I wrote this article for you.

#5 by BobJustBob
2006-09-26 15:31:46
I voted no.

Well, at least I'm not gaggle.
#6 by Warren Marshall
2006-09-26 16:08:30
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
I voted no.

You haven't figured out how this site works.  Your vote is irrelevant.

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
#7 by BobJustBob
2006-09-26 16:22:43
I was being magnanimous by contributing to the topic.

Well, at least I'm not gaggle.
#8 by Warren Marshall
2006-09-26 16:39:29
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
That's a big word for Alabama.

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
#9 by mgns
2006-09-26 16:40:35
Typing doesn't require opposable thumbs though, he's got that going for him.

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Aint a woman that comes close to you
Baby, dry your eyes
But Angie, aint it good to be alive?
Angie, they can't say we never tried
#10 by Chunkstyle
2006-09-26 17:04:09
Go Bears!

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#11 by m0nty
2006-09-26 17:20:54
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Go Redbeards!
#12 by Wudi
2006-09-26 18:09:15
Boo!

Zep--

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#13 by CheesyPoof
2006-09-26 19:13:11
Is it really that difficult using an elevator? There's a little sign that lights up that tells you which direction it's going. Even then, if you're on the forth floor and people get off but there's someone still on, you can be sure they didn't ride down from 5 (top floor). I can't believe how many people continue to get on and have a puzzled look on their faces when it goes up.
#14 by None-1a
2006-09-26 19:28:36
I don't know Cheesy there are some elevators that aren't really user friendly. Sure it'll tell you which direction the thing is moveing but only if you look up at the floor list. The call button on the other hand will stay blistfully lit in the direction you just pushed.
#15 by BobJustBob
2006-09-26 19:32:18
Also why would the one guy in the elevator on 4 not be from 5? He could be going down.

Well, at least I'm not gaggle.
#16 by Greg
2006-09-26 19:36:52
Bob is right (gasp). If 2 people got on on the 5th floor, went down to the 4th floor, and only one got off, there'd still be 1 person on the elevator.

Lazy, maybe, but not indicative of the scenario you are trying to present (your scenario isnt possible).

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#17 by Jibble
2006-09-26 19:38:20
Huzzah! I'm glad we cleared that up. Next? World hunger!

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#18 by CheesyPoof
2006-09-26 19:41:45
Several people getting off on 4 would not be from 5. That is not the traffic pattern. In addition it's lunch time and some people were holding their cafeteria purchases.
#19 by Greg
2006-09-26 19:44:47
Context, motherfucker!

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#20 by Shadarr
2006-09-26 20:03:43
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He's just trying to bago, and failing.

It takes a community to abandon a child.
#21 by CheesyPoof
2006-09-26 20:05:01
Naw, that one wasn't a bago. I do try to bago sometimes and I find it very difficult.

Regardless, elevators aren't hard to use. People are stupid.
#22 by CheesyPoof
2006-09-26 20:08:23
It's hard to do a good bago. Most people follow up a real bago by posting a fake one like "flapjacks sawdust eigenvector."
#23 by Warren Marshall
2006-09-26 20:08:40
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
I agree with the up/down thing.  Just look at the lights.  It's pretty simple.

Getting off on the wrong floor, well, I admit I do that once in a while myself.  It happens.

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
#24 by Shadarr
2006-09-26 20:11:36
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Regardless, elevators aren't hard to use.

Not true.  When I worked at the college, there were a couple elevators that were very hard to use.  One of them you had to hold the up button the whole time, and sometimes it would stop early.  If you were just walking it was fine, because who cares if you have to step up a foot, but if you had a dolly you'd have to alternately push the up and down buttons until it decided to go up to the floor level.

It takes a community to abandon a child.
#25 by m0nty
2006-09-26 20:12:41
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
I hate it when sawdust gets in my flapjacks. Pains me right in the eigenvector.
#26 by Shadarr
2006-09-26 20:16:07
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Trouble with your eigenvector?  You need Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic.

It takes a community to abandon a child.
#27 by Gunp01nt
2006-09-26 20:28:05
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Huh, we just learned about eigenvectors and eigenvalues in Graphics Programming class today.

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#28 by Jibble
2006-09-26 22:07:02
Okay, since this is the new throw-everything-away thread that isn't in the archives, I'll just address it up front. m0nty, if you want to argue search engine marketing with someone, talk to me. Stop bending over so Joker can enjoy your gaping outback, for crying out loud.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 203 lbs.  23 to go.
#29 by mgns
2006-09-26 22:39:31
And yet, the world didn't end.

Everywhere I look I see your eyes
Aint a woman that comes close to you
Baby, dry your eyes
But Angie, aint it good to be alive?
Angie, they can't say we never tried
#30 by Shadarr
2006-09-26 22:49:43
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Family Guy rules.

It takes a community to abandon a child.
#31 by deadlock
2006-09-26 23:06:55
http://www.deadlocked.org/
Gah. Bono called Adam Clayton a wanker on an episode of the Simpsons that regularly plays out uncensored pre-watershed here and in the UK. Later in the same episode Mister Burns calls them all wankers after he gets hit in the head by one of Clayton's spoons.

#32 by None-1a
2006-09-26 23:40:31
Until I see some real proof and not just an imdb article talking about the youtube post I'm considering it a marketing stunt that didn't in fact air. Just about every article mentions that they didn't hear it, and searching around youtube multible copies have poped up some from people with no other videos posted (and since youtube only list "1 day ago" for the post time of all of them it's hard to tell which was first).
#33 by Shadarr
2006-09-27 00:24:20
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Wanker is verboten in jolley olde England?  You limeys are weird.

It takes a community to abandon a child.
#34 by deadlock
2006-09-27 00:53:21
http://www.deadlocked.org/
Shadarr:

I'm not in England (hence 'here and in the UK'). And wanker isn't verboten, which was kinda the point of my post.

#35 by Shadarr
2006-09-27 00:57:46
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I... fail to see your point then.  If it's not verboten, then how is it relevant?  You can't say fuck on TV.

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#36 by lwf
2006-09-27 00:59:22
I keep hearing fuck on showcase and TCN earlier and earlier in the day.

Today Officer Coon, Officer Nigger-hater, and Officer Keep-darky-down were acquitted of all racist charges.
#37 by Artur
2006-09-27 01:00:15
None, it's in the TV rips that float around the internets. Or just take a look at this. Of course, I can't prove to you that it came from the show that actually aired.
#38 by Shadarr
2006-09-27 01:07:31
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
They have to say "fuck" on Showcase, to describe what's coming up next.

It takes a community to abandon a child.
#39 by lwf
2006-09-27 01:13:16
Yeah, pretty soon all they will have on is porn documentaries.

Today Officer Coon, Officer Nigger-hater, and Officer Keep-darky-down were acquitted of all racist charges.
#40 by Tom
2006-09-27 01:32:04
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So, Ninja Gaiden is hard....any version really. Anybody else think Okami's visuals are a bit too blurry? I got used to them after an hour or so but it was a bit jarring at first.

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#41 by LPMiller
2006-09-27 01:38:06
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everything is blurry to me.

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#42 by Jibble
2006-09-27 01:47:14
Matt can probably get you something to help out with that.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 203 lbs.  23 to go.
#43 by Warren Marshall
2006-09-27 01:49:54
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
They have to say "fuck" on Showcase, to describe what's coming up next.

I LOL'd.  Excellent.

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
#44 by Dumdeedum
2006-09-27 02:10:18
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Wanker is verboten in jolley olde England?  You limeys are weird.

I don't know if it's verboten, but it's definitely used differently over there than here.  Stateside it seems to be almost entirely benign, like calling someone a dolt or a fool or an idiot or whatever, over here it's not particularly harsh but you wouldn't use it in front of your mother or in polite company.  I'd like to say it's roughly equivalent to "dickhead", but for all I know that's probably a type of cake over there or something.

The disconnect can be entertaining though, there was an episode of NCIS a while back where they were calling each other wankers and viewed with British sensibilities it was excellently surreal.

#45 by Ds_
2006-09-27 04:48:21
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WETA made prop rayguns, is it SO wrong of me to want one?
#46 by m0nty
2006-09-27 05:07:51
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Nothing is verboten in England, they won the war dammit, get that Jerry talk out of here what!
#47 by Mister Nutty
2006-09-27 08:34:50
I'm sure I've gotten on an elevator going the wrong direction for me in the past.  Particularly on elevators that I take often and the pattern is such that they are usually headed in my direction when they arrive.   It is pretty much human nature to do things like that, in my experience.  Oftentimes I'll be driving on the freeway and I always get off at exit X because that's where I work/live/whatever, but today I'm going to exit X + 1 for some other reason, but I still get off at exit X anyway because I'm just on autopilot mentally.  If that makes me stupid, well then I guess I'm just a big stupid head.

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#48 by Dumdeedum
2006-09-27 08:59:08
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Didn't you LEAVE FOREVER/die?

#49 by lwf
2006-09-27 09:30:28
He probably just got a new girlfriend. Anyway, now he's dumped again.

Today Officer Coon, Officer Nigger-hater, and Officer Keep-darky-down were acquitted of all racist charges.
#50 by Shadarr
2006-09-27 09:52:04
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
GIF!

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