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Sports lead children directly to mystical flim flam!
October 18th 2005, 08:57 CEST by McBain

Sports are the evil that make kids strap bombs to their chests to become martyrs!
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#1 by gaggle
2005-10-18 09:10:46
I haven't had a first post in so many months..

"O AvŰ vem salvar"
#2 by m0nty
2005-10-18 09:32:17
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
You should have thought of that beforehand. Now you're a baby daddy.
#3 by lwf
2005-10-18 09:38:28
Whoa there.

If you ask me, she's the misogynist.
#4 by McBain
2005-10-18 10:39:00
Mystical flim flam!

Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the fuck? No!
#5 by schnee
2005-10-18 10:39:44
david@snowdesign.com
Build it, and they will cum.

I used to be 'with it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me.
#6 by bago
2005-10-18 10:53:01
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
schnee is not only the president of fuckingmachines.com, he's also a client.

The need for an ever-fresh selection of euphemisms about dirty subjects has long served as an impressive engine of linguistic invention.
#7 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2005-10-18 10:58:02
deathkillerint@hotmail.com
sports is gay

"The people against Bush are REALLY against Bush." - G-Man on Creole Ned
#8 by Ashiran
2005-10-18 14:26:40
If sports are gay, what about gay sports?

Nihil nequit.
#9 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2005-10-18 14:29:21
deathkillerint@hotmail.com
super gay

"The people against Bush are REALLY against Bush." - G-Man on Creole Ned
#10 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2005-10-18 14:30:05
deathkillerint@hotmail.com
like if creole ned and gunpoint had a baby... we're talkin mega gay here

"The people against Bush are REALLY against Bush." - G-Man on Creole Ned
#11 by LPMiller
2005-10-18 16:39:37
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
Warriors, come out and playaaaaaay

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" ó "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#12 by Chunkstyle
2005-10-18 16:43:57
I'll have to try that.  An excellent bad film, which looks fun as a game.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#13 by jjohnsen
2005-10-18 16:59:06
http://www.johnsenclan.com
m0nty and I tied in football, which means we have to enter the Thunderdome and fight to the death.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#14 by LordDrucifer
2005-10-18 17:09:39
Yasta11@hotmail.com
....
....
....
....poker is a dumb sport...

Can you dig iiiiiiiit?

Slack ass, slap face, slack rope, and slap Bass. Fold in a cup of cocaine. Now you have Drucifer's Quintessence.
#15 by yotsuya
2005-10-18 18:11:14
White Sox or Astros?

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#16 by Ergo
2005-10-18 18:16:01
Neither.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
DVDs
#17 by eggbert
2005-10-18 18:17:56
http://www.stuffresearch.com
Don't jinx it like that. You already saw what happened when people put the Astros in the World Series prematurely. They have to win at Busch which they've been really bad at doing this season. They could lose, lose again. Everything bad that could happen, will happen and the world will come to an end. Wishful reverse psychology will fail to work.

Flips baseball cap inside out...
#18 by yotsuya
2005-10-18 18:22:46
Neither.

We've already established you don't like baseball. Don't you have Firefly DVDs you should be forcing down someone's throat?

Don't jinx it like that.

Eggy-

Keep the faith. You'll take it in 6.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#19 by Ergo
2005-10-18 18:27:43
yot--

ROWWRRRR. Who pissed in your cornflakes, bud?

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
DVDs
#20 by yotsuya
2005-10-18 18:29:36
No one. I was going to put a smiley after that line, but decided against it for maximum effect. It's all good, baby.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#21 by Chunkstyle
2005-10-18 18:30:38
The White Sox should win, because then the only cursed team left will be the Cubs, then they'll win next year, and then Jesus will come back.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#22 by Penguinx
2005-10-18 18:46:30
If the Sox win, Bridgeport will heave itself from the gutters of the city and bring with it a pestilence unseen since 1968.

The blackbird whirled in the autumn winds.
It was a small part of the pantomime.
#23 by Chunkstyle
2005-10-18 18:53:17
Hey, sports really do lead to mystical flim flam!  How about that?

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#24 by yotsuya
2005-10-18 19:12:26
The White Sox should win, because then the only cursed team left will be the Cubs, then they'll win next year, and then Jesus will come back.

The Cubs will make it to Game 7, and with two out in the 9th and the Cubs up by one, the world will end. DENIED!

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#25 by Mister Nutty
2005-10-18 21:16:58

ROWWRRRR. Who pissed in your cornflakes, bud?


I'm guessing that whole "I get sex all the time because I'm married" thing turned out to be mystical/cyclical flim flam.

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#26 by yotsuya
2005-10-18 21:37:47
Did you miss the part where I said I was kidding? I guess all the blood is flowing from your brain down to your blue balls.

Conversely, enjoy the food. Jibble says we can't play together anymore.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#27 by Mister Nutty
2005-10-18 21:39:23
Except when he says it it sounds more like "youf canf plaf togefur" because he's got some kid's cock in his mouth.

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#28 by Phayyde
2005-10-18 21:44:09
Dear PlanetCrap,

It's Quake 4 day.  I haven't bought a game since HL2 - and I haven't finished that one yet.  I know Q4 is likely a pop-up game on rails.  But I feel a strong pull towards EBGames right now.

I guess it's like a periodic tithe to id for all the years of daydreams Quake inspired.  Like David Crosby yells in "Almost Cut My Hair", I feel like I owe it to someone.  

But then, much like maintaining hippiehair, I know that buying and installing and servicing Quake 4 is going to be an ultimately unfulfilling thing.  

I read some obnoxious Todd Hollenshead pressquip that said Quake four is going to "dial up 4 on the Richter Scale".  Goddammit, I thought.  See, it's shit like that really doesn't do it for me.  

Oh muse of Planetcrap, how can I nurture the dying fanboy inside?

Beat to fit, paint to match.
#29 by Ashiran
2005-10-18 21:45:37
Kill it, live without it for a while and then grow a new one.

Nihil nequit.
#30 by Phayyde
2005-10-18 21:54:22
But this is Quake!  Didn't we love Quake?  

I feel like I'm trying to revive Terry Schiavo for a trip to the mall.

Beat to fit, paint to match.
#31 by Ashiran
2005-10-18 21:59:31
You only love Quake if you are one of those fruitcakes who still plays Quakeworld all the time with their brightskins set to maximum.

Nihil nequit.
#32 by jjohnsen
2005-10-18 22:02:20
http://www.johnsenclan.com
If the reviews mean anything, I'm not sure why anyone would choose Quake 4 over FEAR.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#33 by Funkdrunk
2005-10-18 22:04:33
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
I saw Quake 4 multiplayer at the Digital Life expo that was held this past weekend, and to be honest, if the big truck didn't say Quake 4 I almost thought I was looking at a low grav UT map.  I was a bit disapointed.

Funk.

I lie awake
Iíve gone to ground
Iím watching porn
In my hotel dressing gown
#34 by Mister Nutty
2005-10-18 22:05:07
BECAUSE QUAKE 4 IS MORE BETTER.

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#35 by TheTrunkDr.
2005-10-18 22:08:12
BECAUSE QUAKE 4 IS MORE BETTER.

Of course, the number is higher!!
#36 by TheTrunkDr.
2005-10-18 22:10:39
Also I hate to say it but I think Raven lost whatever magic they had a long time ago. Their last several games have been rather lacking in my opinion, the only exception might be the X-men games.
#37 by Chunkstyle
2005-10-18 22:13:49
Whereas I would say the X-Men games aren't so great but the last 2 jedi games were fun.  YMMV.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#38 by Huge Wood Farmer
2005-10-18 22:14:02
Still not talking about sports?

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#39 by Jibble
2005-10-18 22:15:29
Conversely, enjoy the food. Jibble says we can't play together anymore.

Hey, I said it was your call. I never ordered you to do anything. I'm just not a big fan of watching people waste time hurling jello at a brick wall that's insulting them. Even baseball is better than that (go 'stros!)

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#40 by Mister Nutty
2005-10-18 22:22:39
The only really great game Raven ever made was SOF2 and even that was only any good in multiplayer.  But oh well.  I'll still buy Quake 4 because it is a Quake game and I am ruled by branding.

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#41 by Shadarr
2005-10-18 22:23:28
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
The only review I've read was Tycho's, where he basically took one sentence to say it isn't worth buying.  And considering how many better games are coming out between now and $mas, I can't imagine why you'd waste your money on it.

Without me, Internet would never have had sex with the DS. -m0nty
#42 by Chunkstyle
2005-10-18 22:25:41
Because it's Quake 4.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#43 by Shadarr
2005-10-18 22:31:45
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
But it's not even made by iD.

Without me, Internet would never have had sex with the DS. -m0nty
#44 by Chunkstyle
2005-10-18 22:36:46
Quake. 4.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#45 by schnee
2005-10-18 22:45:39
david@snowdesign.com
schnee is not only the president of fuckingmachines.com, he's also a client.

It's all about hardware, you know it as well as I do. Now give me back my nipple clamps.

if the big truck didn't say Quake 4 I almost thought I was looking at a low grav UT map.

Quake 4 has low grav maps? You could knock me over with a feather... I thought that was gone with Morpheus.

I used to be 'with it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me.
#46 by jjohnsen
2005-10-18 22:59:27
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Also I hate to say it but I think Raven lost whatever magic they had a long time ago. Their last several games have been rather lacking in my opinion, the only exception might be the X-men games.

I had fun wth teh latest X-men game for about 45 minutes before getting bored.  I did enjoy the Jedi games though.  I'm just saying, reviews haven't been great for Quake 4, so I'll wait for all of you to buy it.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#47 by Mister Nutty
2005-10-18 23:06:51
It is like you're stealing bread from Caryn's unborn baby's mouth.

Probably to store it away in your basement, Mormon!

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#48 by jjohnsen
2005-10-18 23:37:04
http://www.johnsenclan.com
If Caryn announced she was pregnant and needed another sale to get food for the child I'd probably buy a copy.  I'd still look for the best sale price I could find though.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#49 by Phayyde
2005-10-19 00:01:05
Fuck all my earlier whining, I'm buying Quake 4.

Beat to fit, paint to match.
#50 by Chunkstyle
2005-10-19 00:54:53
Me too, just bought it.  Came with a free t-shirt, which means so far this game rocks.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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