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August 29th 2005, 23:32 CEST by Morn

Sorry about that downtime. Someone hacked my server. Unfortunately for him, we had the better exploit, so we hacked it back. Kneel before MORN!
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#1 by yotsuya
2005-08-29 23:33:25
It was Jibble.

"Daaaamn she been eating all of her cornbread damn that white gurl got ass."
#2 by TheTrunkDr.
2005-08-29 23:38:33
Yes... Jibble...

I SAID PURPLE, BITCH!
#3 by m0nty
2005-08-29 23:40:52
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
HAIL KING MORN!










I mean TORG!
#4 by Marsh Davies
2005-08-29 23:45:21
www.verbalchilli.com
I love morn.

#5 by Shadarr
2005-08-29 23:46:05
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Yay! This is the best birthday present ever!

You need to work on your micro before you play a Korean.
#6 by Chunkstyle
2005-08-29 23:46:20
Well done, Mr. Germanhackerman.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#7 by Battle-Dwarf
2005-08-29 23:53:01
www.myspace.com/OlSchoolMedia
***GASP!!***

I'm jacked backed in! There were agents everywhere! It felt just like...I was...back in that hallway!


Battle-Dwarf

They say a midget standin' on the giant's shoulder can see much further than the giant...
#8 by Penguinx
2005-08-29 23:57:49
Ahhhh.

"Cablanasian... wha de fack is that??? das wha jesus was?" - larafan
#9 by Hugin
2005-08-30 00:05:49
lmccain@nber.org
Yay!
#10 by wingwalker
2005-08-30 00:05:57
Hey

I just got back. What happened???
#11 by TheTrunkDr.
2005-08-30 00:09:16
site was down for several days.

I SAID PURPLE, BITCH!
#12 by Shadarr
2005-08-30 00:18:54
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Morn was eaten by a tiger.  He got better though.

You need to work on your micro before you play a Korean.
#13 by wingwalker
2005-08-30 00:30:00
Cool.
Happy B Day Shaddar
#14 by Shadarr
2005-08-30 00:40:27
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
It's not my birthday.

You need to work on your micro before you play a Korean.
#15 by Funkdrunk
2005-08-30 00:54:57
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
Whew.  This has been the moment I feared.  Glad to see it wasn't.

Funk.

I lie awake
Iíve gone to ground
Iím watching porn
In my hotel dressing gown
#16 by Funkdrunk
2005-08-30 00:56:15
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
Morn,

If you have a moment of free time, you may want to stop the bots from eating your bandwidth as well.

Funk.

I lie awake
Iíve gone to ground
Iím watching porn
In my hotel dressing gown
#17 by Funkdrunk
2005-08-30 00:57:14
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
And I hope that there are no crappers in the path of the storm.

Funk.

I lie awake
Iíve gone to ground
Iím watching porn
In my hotel dressing gown
#18 by lwf
2005-08-30 01:11:18
Curses! Foiled again!

We didn't kill them, we merely facilitated their deaths.
#19 by jjohnsen
2005-08-30 01:18:39
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I love you Morn!

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#20 by Greg
2005-08-30 01:24:01
MORNHOTEP

こんにちは
#21 by Ergo
2005-08-30 01:32:02
And OpenCrap still works!

Some people are like Slinkies. They really aren't much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

- Kevin G. Barkes
DVDs
#22 by LPMiller
2005-08-30 01:32:03
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
oh thank morn.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" ó "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#23 by Dumdeedum
2005-08-30 01:39:11
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Thank fuck.  I was this close to giving up hope and becoming a productive human being again.

Praise be to Morn.

Guest MP3 Of The Week: Medicine8 - Mystery Murdered.mp3 (Thanks Gunpoint!)
#24 by wingwalker
2005-08-30 01:54:44
OKay..then,

Yesterday I got to race a jet truck whith my airplane while I was on the wing. He won but he jumped the mark. He flammed jets while we were still on the downwind. It went over great with the audience. They loved it. Pedro got a ride in the jet powered porta potty. He smells funny now. Peeeouuu.
#25 by Ergo
2005-08-30 01:59:46
Holy shit. It appears that somehow our very own, much unbeloved Joker interviewed Steve Ballmer. It's interesting how much of a hole-tonguer Joker's become these days, considering his frothing rants in the old says about how he had to march 10 miles up a mountain each way in order to activate Windows XP.

Some people are like Slinkies. They really aren't much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

- Kevin G. Barkes
DVDs
#26 by LPMiller
2005-08-30 02:27:18
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
well, I've been alternating between a little Painkiller, a little Gothic II Night Of The Raven, and some Half Life Blue shift. It's not the same as racing a jet porta potty or whatever, but I'm happy enough.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" ó "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#27 by Dumdeedum
2005-08-30 02:29:44
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Holy shit. It appears that somehow our very own, much unbeloved Joker interviewed Steve Ballmer.

Urgh, if you want sycophantic then click on the link near the bottom for his "Why Microsoft Is Winning" article.  The Slashdotter inside me couldn't take more than a paragraph or so.

Still, the Planetcrapper inside me took full advantage of his open comments facility.

Guest MP3 Of The Week: Medicine8 - Mystery Murdered.mp3 (Thanks Gunpoint!)
#28 by CheesyPoof
2005-08-30 04:07:54
I got stuck in elevator at the mall yesterday. That sucked. We were stuck for an hour until the Fire Dept. came to get us out.

I got nothing for my trouble. That pisses me off.
#29 by yotsuya
2005-08-30 04:47:37
Man, that must have sucked for everyone stuck in the elevator with you. Did you at least share your smokes?

"Daaaamn she been eating all of her cornbread damn that white gurl got ass."
#30 by schnee
2005-08-30 05:38:27
david@snowdesign.com
The time away from PC highlighted the fact that every other site is filled with complete morons.

That, and I'm addicted to PC. (Taps vein, pushes syringe, releases the tourniqet) aaaahhhhh.

I used to be 'with it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me.
#31 by anaqer
2005-08-30 06:10:17
*faints*
#32 by Shadarr
2005-08-30 06:48:27
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Good thing PC is back up, or I'd have nowhere to whore the new UAC.

You need to work on your micro before you play a Korean.
#33 by Squeaky
2005-08-30 07:22:41
Still, the Planetcrapper inside me took full advantage of his open comments facility.

If you wanted to be really vicious, you could've linked his anti-M"$" rantings.

#34 by Squeaky
2005-08-30 07:24:04
Okay, that UAC was actually kinda funny.

#35 by gaggle
2005-08-30 08:33:01
What would Balmer think of his.. what was it, Special Wang Relativity Theory? Truely one of his masterpieces if you ask me. Although it remains troublesome to think him capable of non-trolling work.


And thank goodness PC is back. Every day I checked, always having to run it to the time out dialog just in  case something would respond at the very last second. So lonely.

"Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poems write you" - bash.org
#36 by deadlock
2005-08-30 09:45:29
http://www.deadlocked.org/
Morn, you fucking knobjockey, you forgot to change the 6.0 to 7.0. Eejit.

Shall we dance again
In our special way
With our trousers round our knees?
#37 by E-ph0nk
2005-08-30 10:08:28
http://www.electrophonk.be
It's alive!
Alive!

#38 by OwenButler
2005-08-30 10:37:29
http://blog.owenbutler.org/
Thank fuck for that.
#39 by m0nty
2005-08-30 11:02:41
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Squeaky (#34):
Okay, that UAC was actually kinda funny.

Thank me, I thought up the punchline.
#40 by m0nty
2005-08-30 11:06:34
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Ergo (#25):
Holy shit. It appears that somehow our very own, much unbeloved Joker interviewed Steve Ballmer. It's interesting how much of a hole-tonguer Joker's become these days, considering his frothing rants in the old says about how he had to march 10 miles up a mountain each way in order to activate Windows XP.

<SteveBallmer> ALL YOUR ASS IS BELONG TO MY WANG, PREPARE TO ARE PENETRATION!
<TheJoker> fap fap fap
#41 by bago
2005-08-30 11:17:32
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Woot! I'm getting pre-burningman sex! Hooray for the interweb.

Post marxist critical theory: Dude! It was YOUR turn to get the food this week.
#42 by E-ph0nk
2005-08-30 11:55:36
http://www.electrophonk.be
For fucks sake.
Where's my I-have-constant-sex-without-having-to-announce-it shirt?

#43 by Gunp01nt
2005-08-30 12:14:25
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Yes! Just in time, as I started my final internship yesterday. Hopefully I'll be graduating in january!

And in other news, I found a room! Right smack-dab in the centre of Arnhem (you know, the city from that One Bridge Too Far movie). 28 square meters (which is a lot) and the rent is comparable to what is asked for a 16 square meters room outside the city center. I just got back from signing the contract and receiving the keys, so y'all are invited to my place tonight!

The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by god. We can now implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.
#44 by Marsh Davies
2005-08-30 13:00:23
www.verbalchilli.com
Cool beans. I'll bring the Oranjeboom.

#45 by Gunp01nt
2005-08-30 13:01:21
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Anything but Oranjeboom. Heineken, Grolsch, Hertog Jan or Brand will do.

The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by god. We can now implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.
#46 by LPMiller
2005-08-30 13:57:29
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
whats the difference between square meters and square feet?  Because my bathroom is like 28 square feet. My house is 2800 square feet. The smallest apartment I ever had was a dive craphole that was still 800 square feet, so 28 square meters is sounding goddamn tiny.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" ó "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#47 by Chunkstyle
2005-08-30 14:03:47
Google calculator says it's 301.389492 square feet.  Good for Gunp01nt.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#48 by Warren Marshall
2005-08-30 14:03:54
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
http://www.escapeartist.com/Conversions/Square_Meters_Square_Feet.html

#49 by Battle-Dwarf
2005-08-30 15:14:16
www.myspace.com/OlSchoolMedia
CAPT. FUZZ!

The new UAC put a smile on my face...

:)

They say a midget standin' on the giant's shoulder can see much further than the giant...
#50 by Battle-Dwarf
2005-08-30 15:17:55
www.myspace.com/OlSchoolMedia
You guys actually dressed a cat to resemble Isrealis & Palestinians...  Damn...

They say a midget standin' on the giant's shoulder can see much further than the giant...
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