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Lets imagine
March 30th 2005, 16:22 CEST by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION

that in the future the government of japan says nintendo is too big and splits it into two companies

both of these new companies get bought out by sony but the government doesn't care because its secretely run by sony

ok so these two new companies, now owned by sony, become

1) Sontendo
2) Ninsony

which nintendo gets ur gaMing dollar allegience???  sontendo or ninsony??  who will win the console wars now bitch!!!
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#1 by Neale
2005-03-30 16:23:50
neale@pimurho.co.uk www.pimurho.co.uk
Why?

I have a hard time accepting that anyone could achieve this miraculously high level of stupidity. - Caryn
#2 by Marsh Davies
2005-03-30 16:24:41
www.verbalchilli.com
Tits and beer.

#3 by anaqer
2005-03-30 16:25:11
Nth!

I DO NOT CHEAT.
I just play by extended rules.
#4 by Chunkstyle
2005-03-30 16:26:25
"Tendo" just sounds like fun & games, so Sontendo should win.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#5 by Marsh Davies
2005-03-30 16:27:03
www.verbalchilli.com
Neale, you know that link you posted to an article about the CGW article about UT200* game - do you happen to know where I can find scans of said CGW article?

#6 by Marsh Davies
2005-03-30 16:27:49
www.verbalchilli.com
My googling has failed. I am shipwrecked on the rocks.

#7 by Ds_
2005-03-30 16:28:26
roger.boal@gmail.com
tits and beer for all!
#8 by Trunks
2005-03-30 16:33:46
So...anyone else notice the Ep 3 audio novelization leaked to the Net a week or two ago?

#9 by Neale
2005-03-30 16:33:56
neale@pimurho.co.uk www.pimurho.co.uk
Marsh:


http://planetunreal.com/images.asp?...colm_facial.jpg
http://planetunreal.com/images.asp?...map_visuals.jpg
http://planetunreal.com/images.asp?...ecris_scorp.jpg
http://planetunreal.com/images.asp?...xut_goliath.jpg

Not full scans, sadly, but they are the pictures from the mag.

I have a hard time accepting that anyone could achieve this miraculously high level of stupidity. - Caryn
#10 by Jibble
2005-03-30 16:37:33
This is the image that the physical manifestation of a government ruled by a majority vote would cast upon one's retina after passing through the lens of the eye.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#11 by Neale
2005-03-30 16:37:58
neale@pimurho.co.uk www.pimurho.co.uk
Ahem, ooops.

http://planetunreal.com/images.asp?/images/screens/nxut_malcolm_facial.jpg

http://planetunreal.com/images.asp?/images/screens/nxut_map_visuals.jpg

http://planetunreal.com/images.asp?/images/screens/nxut_necris_scorp.jpg

http://planetunreal.com/images.asp?/images/screens/nxut_goliath.jpg

I have a hard time accepting that anyone could achieve this miraculously high level of stupidity. - Caryn
#12 by Ds_
2005-03-30 16:39:15
roger.boal@gmail.com
well this is... uh... well..ah.... oh fuggit http://thrilled.syste.ms/trepanation/trep01.html

not what you might think from the url, click the last image to move on to the next 'page'.
#13 by Hugin
2005-03-30 16:46:46
lmccain@nber.org
That was weird and depressing.
#14 by Jibble
2005-03-30 16:48:21
#12 Ds_
well this is... uh... well..ah.... oh fuggit http://thrilled.syste.ms/trepanation/trep01.html

not what you might think from the url, click the last image to move on to the next 'page'.

What is wrong with you?  That's some messed up shit, right there.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#15 by yotsuya
2005-03-30 16:58:27
Sometimes, you just gotta cut somebody.

*tik*
#16 by LPMiller
2005-03-30 17:07:45
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
this is an awesome topic! WTG, DKI!

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#17 by Marsh Davies
2005-03-30 17:09:16
www.verbalchilli.com
Heh. I liked it, needless to say.

#18 by Marsh Davies
2005-03-30 17:09:35
www.verbalchilli.com
The comic. Not the topic, obviously.

#19 by E-ph0nk
2005-03-30 17:11:37
http://www.electrophonk.be
Great comic, nice art and good mini-story.
The topic is as good as it gets.

#20 by m0nty
2005-03-30 17:11:58
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
DKI doesn't post enough. He's phoning it in. He should increase his output if he wants to score back-to-back TOTYs.
#21 by BobJustBob
2005-03-30 17:14:57
That was great.

"he runs like dumbass, and jumps like moron" - fallen_child, GameFAQs
#22 by m0nty
2005-03-30 17:25:44
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Meh. I really can't stand comics featuring insane troubled genius boys and the gorgeous rake-thin doormat girls who love them. I just want the girl to knee him in the cods and walk out of there like a normal person.
#23 by CheesyPoof
2005-03-30 17:25:50
I agree with Chunk in #4.

Have the full length episode III theatrical trailer been out for the public yet?  I still haven't seen it.
#24 by yotsuya
2005-03-30 17:26:26
Trunks-

Link?

*tik*
#25 by jjohnsen
2005-03-30 17:32:05
http://www.johnsenclan.com
The full trailer was on one of the torrent sites last week.  I'll try to find the link.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#26 by CheesyPoof
2005-03-30 17:38:16
Can't torrent at work, I would need a direct link, but thanks.
#27 by Dan
2005-03-30 17:47:22
dan@froglord.com
Meh. I really can't stand comics featuring insane troubled genius boys and the gorgeous rake-thin doormat girls who love them. I just want the girl to knee him in the cods and walk out of there like a normal person.

And here I thought what we had was real.
#28 by m0nty
2005-03-30 17:59:32
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
That comic is just like a Linkin Park song. It's for people who like to project themselves on a character who's saying "OMG look at me, I'm so psychically oppressed by my life, I just have to scream and hurt myself and hurt others to prove how valid my pain is - oh, and my improbably hot GF loves me no matter what I do to her." Grow up.
#29 by Trunks
2005-03-30 18:04:35
The trailer has been freely available on Starwars.com for a few weeks now.

As for the audio novel, ask later tonight in IRC.

#30 by LPMiller
2005-03-30 18:43:05
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
comic=crap

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#31 by yotsuya
2005-03-30 18:47:31
Trunks-

I WAS asking about the audiobook. What time you gonna be in IRC?

*tik*
#32 by Shadarr
2005-03-30 19:50:33
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I just want the girl to knee him in the cods and walk out of there like a normal person.

Is this a request for UAC?

None of these people ever think, "Geez, God's a bit of a fucker, in't he?" -LPMiller
#33 by Penguinx
2005-03-30 19:54:30
I was with the comic for the first few pages. The art is nice (if you're into manga) but the story lost me.

Woe is me, I'm so S-M-R-T!

Raping your face makes me feel pretty.
#34 by Your Friend
2005-03-30 20:23:28

I WAS asking about the audiobook. What time you gonna be in IRC?


Audiobook? Why you wanna go and ruin the movie?  This isn't The Great Gatsby, you damned English teacher.  See the movie *first*!

#35 by Ergo
2005-03-30 20:28:02
Well, he hasn't seen any other movies, so why start now?

America--They Don't Call Us The GREAT Satan For Nothing.
DVDs
#36 by m0nty
2005-03-30 20:28:09
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Shadarr (#32):
I just want the girl to knee him in the cods and walk out of there like a normal person.

Is this a request for UAC?

If ever one of the characters commits violence against women, then yes.
#37 by Gunp01nt
2005-03-30 20:29:00
supersimon33@hotmail.com
#4 Chunkstyle
"Tendo" just sounds like fun & games


So Nin-tendo sounds like fun & games with ninjas?

The only thing that could possibly make me less frightening, is if someone made three movies about my childhood, pointing out how much of a retarded, non-threatening pussy I used to be.
 - Darth Vader
#38 by Penguinx
2005-03-30 20:30:05
Or, it sounds like fun & games with Trent Reznor.

Raping your face makes me feel pretty.
#39 by yotsuya
2005-03-30 20:31:15
Funny you mentioned Gatsby. I just read it for fun a week ago. Love that book.

I'm so excited about the CTD job. I just hope I don't get screwed over again.

*tik*
#40 by Jibble
2005-03-30 20:31:54
Yot, about this new job...you ever run backwards naked through a corn field?

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#41 by yotsuya
2005-03-30 20:35:10
No, why?

*tik*
#42 by yotsuya
2005-03-30 20:36:53
BTW, I just picked up season one of Miami Vice on DVD. I had never seen an episode before, but I felt I was missing out on some important pop culture. I saw the pilot- pretty good!

*tik*
#43 by Your Friend
2005-03-30 20:41:15
CTD job?  What is CTD?

#44 by Jibble
2005-03-30 20:42:33
#41 yotsuya
No, why?

You'll find out soon enough.

RIGHT IN THE ASS...

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#45 by yotsuya
2005-03-30 20:42:58
Campus Technology Director.

*tik*
#46 by Hugin
2005-03-30 20:46:48
lmccain@nber.org
Matrix Online mini review thingy:

I like it.

The good:  

Solid graphics.
No Elves.
Interesting combat system.
No Dwarves.
Lots of character flexibility.  If you're willing to put in the time, you can be a "warrior" or a "mage" or a "cleric" or a dedicated crafter, or whatever you like, according to your mood and needs at the time.  You aren't locked into a character class.
No magic swords.
A pretty good amount of character customization at the beginning.  
Fun crafting.
The people I've run into thus far seem pretty well behaved, I have yet to notice language or behavior I found annoying.


The bad:  

Game is terribly laggy.
The game has some semi decent tutorials for some, but not all of the game systems.  Many things are unnecessarily unintuitive.
The game is buggy.  Not unplayably so, but it's definitely noticeably buggy.
Server populations feel rather low.  Not a very strong sense of community, at least not yet.  
You really cannot quite escape the underlying reality that the game, for all that it's fun, is based on an IP that's pretty played out by now.


No, it's not as polished as WoW (or CoH, for that matter).  But I've been enjoying it a fair amount, once I figured out to do deal with the game's quirks (for example always using the marketplace from within the loading area, not the hardlines, which locks up the game for me). What I find fascinating is, I'm enjoying it despite not playing a dedicated healer/cleric type, which is my typical style. If anyone has the game or is interested, I'm playing "Watchword" on the Proxy server.
#47 by Jibble
2005-03-30 20:51:06
Good review, but it could use some bullet points.  Here you go:



Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#48 by Your Friend
2005-03-30 20:51:29
They still make Matrix stuff after Reloaded?

#49 by CheesyPoof
2005-03-30 21:09:11
BTW, I just picked up season one of Miami Vice on DVD. I had never seen an episode before, but I felt I was missing out on some important pop culture. I saw the pilot- pretty good!

I never knew why the vice cops were doing the jobs of the narcotics unit and the homicide squad.  That show is silly.  I don't think there was one john or prostitute on that show.
#50 by Gunp01nt
2005-03-30 22:08:19
supersimon33@hotmail.com
This is fucking amazing.

The only thing that could possibly make me less frightening, is if someone made three movies about my childhood, pointing out how much of a retarded, non-threatening pussy I used to be.
 - Darth Vader
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