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The PC Roleplaying Game V1.0!!
January 17th 2005, 00:09 CET by The_Joker

Okay, and now for something completely different. This is the PC roleplaying game thread. When you post in this thread, you are required to post as someone else. You post using your current account, but pretend to be someone else. For example: If you're Jeet, and you choose to play G-man, in all your posts in this thread you should post like G-man would.

Rules:

- You cannot post as yourself
- The person who posts as someone else first gets to play that person for the rest of the thread, so choose quick and wisely.
- You may not post as someone who is already taken by someone else
- When you post, begin with the nickname of the person you are posting as. For example if I was posting as Jeet i'd post: "Jeet: I'd certainly have sex with mario if I was princess daisy"
- Everything else is the same, you can talk about anything you want
- At the end we will vote for whoever did the best job of pretending to be someone else

Have fun! Please note that I, as the developer of this game, owe you nothing!
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#1 by jjohnsen
2005-01-17 00:17:21
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Joker:I'm a bored loser who has nothing better to do than flog the dog.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#2 by m0nty
2005-01-17 00:28:31
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
jafd: Fuck you all, I'm outta here!
#3 by McBain
2005-01-17 00:34:42
Hugin:  *sigh*

www.dailyhowler.com is the single most important website that Americans should read every day.
"We lost, but what a way to lose!  They needed to harness the power of the atom to defeat us."
#4 by Leslie Nassar
2005-01-17 00:38:06
http://departmentofinternets.com
caryn: i heart space and knitting!

You've already tried the iPod, that smoothly transitions into trying the Mac Mini, and before you know it you're married to a man.  Apple's master plan to make everything stylish wins. -- ChunkStyle
#5 by Hugin
2005-01-17 00:47:34
lmccain@nber.org
G-Man:  What's the point of this thread?  Roleplaying forums like this and this already exist.  Why not make a thread that allows for more orignal discussion?

I'm off to eat at an exclusive restaurant with the Dailai Lama.
#6 by BobJustBob
2005-01-17 00:47:41
Holy fucking Christ how did this shit get voted in?

Dood.
#7 by m0nty
2005-01-17 00:48:05
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
jafd: This topic is stupid anyway.
#8 by mgns
2005-01-17 00:51:03
warren: what?

Three rabbits are sitting on a log, and one goes home and hangs himself. Buy a bike!
#9 by m0nty
2005-01-17 00:51:04
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
jafd: Bob gets to roleplay as Christ? That will require an Herculean display of thespian wizardry. Mmmm, Wizardry 8.
#10 by Dumdeedum
2005-01-17 01:04:13
http://www.dumdeedum.com
URMOM: Joker, your rules are flawed.  Firstly, only a small percentage of PlanetCrappers have built up comprehensive enough online personalities for others to mimic, so after those people have been claimed you're barring the majority of posters from taking part.  Secondly, forcing people to stick to the same alternate poster hampers almost all creativity that might be brought to the table, it's going to be a "everyone posts other people's catchphrases" thread and then that'll be it.  Finally, when have we EVER managed to successfully vote for something?

Basically you should cut the rules down to "You cannot post as yourself".

MP3 Of The Week: Primal Scream - Loaded.mp3 (?)
#11 by m0nty
2005-01-17 01:05:17
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
jafd: Whoever posts as Dumdeedum will have to portray him as a goddamn whiny bitch.
#12 by McBain
2005-01-17 01:08:59
Hugin:  I think this exercise could be pretty entertaining.  I'm sure there is plenty of good material for me.

www.dailyhowler.com is the single most important website that Americans should read every day.
"We lost, but what a way to lose!  They needed to harness the power of the atom to defeat us."
#13 by Dumdeedum
2005-01-17 01:14:04
http://www.dumdeedum.com
jafd: Whoever posts as Dumdeedum will have to portray him as a goddamn whiny bitch.

Dumdeedum: Hah, the best thing is that was originally going to be a G-Man post, but by the time I'd finished typing I saw Hugin had already grabbed G-Man, rather handily proving my point.

OMG I posted as myself!

MP3 Of The Week: Primal Scream - Loaded.mp3 (?)
#14 by Funkdrunk
2005-01-17 01:28:35
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
Grue:  It's dark and lonely down here.

and like a nerd I'll make you say he's superb.
#15 by Caryn
2005-01-17 01:59:04
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
Bob: Holy fucking Christ how did this shit get voted in?

Spiritual life can be regarded as a course of gradual recovery from the addiction to the peculiar type of awareness that splits everything into subject and object. - George Feuerstein
#16 by Caryn
2005-01-17 01:59:28
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
(Also, Hugin, curse you for taking my idea!)

Spiritual life can be regarded as a course of gradual recovery from the addiction to the peculiar type of awareness that splits everything into subject and object. - George Feuerstein
#17 by yotsuya
2005-01-17 02:01:37
Eyegore: Wow. We're still on-topic! Hooray! We also need a new sports thread.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#18 by jjohnsen
2005-01-17 02:06:41
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Joker:fap, fap, fap, fap.  I'm downloading WOW right now, I should be able to start playing on a cracked server in about 11 days.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#19 by Leslie Nassar
2005-01-17 02:09:30
http://departmentofinternets.com
caryn:  who wants socks?!  put your hand down, jeet, i don't do disney.

You've already tried the iPod, that smoothly transitions into trying the Mac Mini, and before you know it you're married to a man.  Apple's master plan to make everything stylish wins. -- ChunkStyle
#20 by McBain
2005-01-17 02:09:49
Hugin: So, how about that X-Box?
#21 by lwf
2005-01-17 02:10:23
leslie nassar: help, i'm in jail.

I'd like to ask a favour; try not to hurt anyone.
#22 by jjohnsen
2005-01-17 02:12:11
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Joker: Looks like my johnson's going to get a workout tonight.  Yowza, yowza Ms. Suriname!

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#23 by McBain
2005-01-17 02:12:54
Hugin: I
#24 by jjohnsen
2005-01-17 02:15:28
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Joker:  You American/Christians are so damn stupid!

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#25 by yotsuya
2005-01-17 02:28:50
Eyegore: Thanks for the link, Joker. Man, there's nothing worse than an Athiest with a hard on.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#26 by Wudi
2005-01-17 02:30:48
Wudi: Hello *Friends!

Wudi
*Faggots

Inverted Mouse 4 Life, YO!
#27 by Greg
2005-01-17 02:40:40
Penguinx: Wudi that reminds me of something that happened last night. I was trying to get some shuteye with the wife when I heard some strange noises coming from the chicken coop. Turns out one rooster was trying to make kissyface with another, but instead of anything good coming from it, they ended up fighting and the instigator was really cut up badly. So I had to drive for 1.5 hours in the middle of the night to the animal hospital. Wasn't as bad as the horse from the other day, so I actually drove the speed limit. My wife was able to stop some of the bleeding, but we wanted to get him checked out just to be safe. And I won't be able to buy a minimac for another 6 months now...

こんにちは
#28 by Funkdrunk
2005-01-17 02:46:07
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
Grue:  MMMM, chickens!  If it doesn't make it, could you toss it down here?  Along with any virgins you might find?

and like a nerd I'll make you say he's superb.
#29 by Chunkstyle
2005-01-17 02:59:04
Funkdrunk: It's time for me to make an interesting post then disappear for a few months.

Funk

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#30 by Dan
2005-01-17 03:09:26
dan@froglord.com
Andy:  Blah-blah-blah-Gamespy-blah-blah-blah-Gamespy-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-Gamespy-blah-blah-blah-blah-Gamespy-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-Gamespy-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-Gamespy-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-Gamespy-blah-blah-blah.
#31 by Comothinon
2005-01-17 04:32:45
This game is broken. Where's the auto-attack button?

Only noobs link to UAC in their signature.
#32 by Penguinx
2005-01-17 04:42:40
Penguinx: Wudi that reminds me of something that happened last night. I was trying to get some shuteye with the wife when I heard some strange noises coming from the chicken coop. Turns out one rooster was trying to make kissyface with another, but instead of anything good coming from it, they ended up fighting and the instigator was really cut up badly. So I had to drive for 1.5 hours in the middle of the night to the animal hospital. Wasn't as bad as the horse from the other day, so I actually drove the speed limit. My wife was able to stop some of the bleeding, but we wanted to get him checked out just to be safe. And I won't be able to buy a minimac for another 6 months now...


Charles: FOR THE LOVE OF GOT MAKE IT STOP! (X10)

At the end of the day the hatred was able to be smelled. - Ryslin
[Penguinx is] A stupid child. - G-Man
#33 by bago
2005-01-17 05:10:03
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
yotsuya: So, how bout them raiders?

Cruel, unusual, and sublime punishment
#34 by Penguinx
2005-01-17 05:16:26
Jibble: Everyone knows the time we've devoted to this topic could be better spent discussing the pros and cons of table ownership.

At the end of the day the hatred was able to be smelled. - Ryslin
[Penguinx is] A stupid child. - G-Man
#35 by Leslie Nassar
2005-01-17 05:20:23
http://departmentofinternets.com
caryn: your head looks like the moon -- which is in space -- penguinx.  space is cold; i will crochet you a protective moon doily.

You've already tried the iPod, that smoothly transitions into trying the Mac Mini, and before you know it you're married to a man.  Apple's master plan to make everything stylish wins. -- ChunkStyle
#36 by Charles
2005-01-17 05:39:01
www.bluh.org
AltCharles:   This is a stupid thread, and fuck Penguinx for making me need an alt.

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-SO-LONG-FUCKER!
#37 by Greg
2005-01-17 06:01:37
Penguinx: I'll remember that when you want to stay at the compound.

こんにちは
#38 by LPMiller
2005-01-17 06:16:42
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
bago: longhorn.

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#39 by schnee
2005-01-17 06:21:16
david@snowdesign.com
Squeaky: Fuck you all!
#40 by LPMiller
2005-01-17 06:22:12
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
bago: that was in reference to #733 from a thread 97 days ago.

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#41 by Penguinx
2005-01-17 06:25:51
Ryslin: mabey u all should liten up on this thread because it is creatve. its good to see somthing imagentave after a day full of DsL technicall suppart.

At the end of the day the hatred was able to be smelled. - Ryslin
[Penguinx is] A stupid child. - G-Man
#42 by Penguinx
2005-01-17 06:32:04
Charles: Penguinx is fucking up this horrible idea for a topic by posting as multiple users.

At the end of the day the hatred was able to be smelled. - Ryslin
[Penguinx is] A stupid child. - G-Man
#43 by OwenButler
2005-01-17 06:44:51
http://blog.owenbutler.org/
Bailey:  WoW is not a good game.  Here is a list of well written reasons why.  I for one will not be paying for this game when it goes retail.
#44 by OwenButler
2005-01-17 06:45:01
http://blog.owenbutler.org/
Bailey:  Leaving forever to play WoW, see you never.
#45 by Charles
2005-01-17 06:54:49
www.bluh.org
Aaaaaaaactually, I was the who gave the reasons why WoW wasn't particularly great.  And saying I wouldn't pay for it.  

And it's a misconception that Bailey left PC cause of WoW.

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-SO-LONG-FUCKER!
#46 by Hugin
2005-01-17 07:32:44
lmccain@nber.org
Update on EQ2:  I've abandoned my Priest, as EQ2 makes them unfun to play.  I've switched to a fighter and am enjoying myself much more.
#47 by OwenButler
2005-01-17 08:05:52
http://blog.owenbutler.org/
I'm sure bailey wrote something similar as well Charles.  Of course I can't find it!  Maybe I'm getting my surly bastards mixed up.  My bad RE leaving.
#48 by yotsuya
2005-01-17 08:20:07
Fucking bago. I at least would get the teams correct if I were talking about sports.

Nutty: Stupid mick.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#49 by Ashiran
2005-01-17 08:34:41
Jeet: Why are you people playing this while you could be playing EQ2?

Nihil nequeo.
#50 by G-Man
2005-01-17 09:07:37
Anonymous: Thinking...
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