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January 31st 2005, 17:23 CET by m0nty

Titties and beer, titties and beer.
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#1 by KneeL
2005-01-31 17:23:42
neilharrott@hotmail.com Coming soon
First!

#2 by KneeL
2005-01-31 17:24:13
neilharrott@hotmail.com Coming soon
So, who exactly is going to this thing?

#3 by anaqer
2005-01-31 17:25:58
Too much, too soon?

I DO NOT CHEAT.
I just play by extended rules.
#4 by ProStyle
2005-01-31 17:28:45
http://prostyle.deviantart.com
Blah

Fabricated like the word absurditive
#5 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 17:35:56
Good question. Here's the roll call:

PenguinX
Shadarr
yotsuya
Ergo
G-Man
BobJustBob

are all confirmed. Anyone else interested?

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#6 by jjohnsen
2005-01-31 17:38:38
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I won't know for a few more weeks, but I'm hoping to drive down at least for two days.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#7 by KneeL
2005-01-31 17:39:02
neilharrott@hotmail.com Coming soon
Yeah, I'm in the States from the 6th onwards and I'm trying to work out my schedule so I can tag along. Gotta get from Raliegh to Vegas but i've been looking into connecting flights and I may well be able to do it.

#8 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 17:39:08
Alone, or are you going to bring the wife?

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#9 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 17:39:59
KneeL-

Cool! I hope you can make it!

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#10 by KneeL
2005-01-31 17:40:02
neilharrott@hotmail.com Coming soon
Alone...I have a month of visiting folk and being best man at my pals wedding in Vancouver.

#11 by jjohnsen
2005-01-31 17:40:16
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Alone probably.  My wife isn't that interested.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#12 by KneeL
2005-01-31 17:40:52
neilharrott@hotmail.com Coming soon
Cheers Yot, health permitting I am well up for it!

#13 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 17:42:16
Jeremy-

That would be sweet. The Fan makes an appearence!

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#14 by Ergo
2005-01-31 17:49:02
yot--

Is your wife going to be there?

"Abortions for some! Miniature American flags for others!"
DVDs
#15 by Jibble
2005-01-31 17:50:47
#14 Ergo
yot--

Is your wife going to be there?

NO PHOTOGRAPHS!

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#16 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 17:51:19
No. She has an event that Friday and has to finish the planning as well as coordinate the actual event.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#17 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 17:52:16
When we do group pictures, wives are off limits. Unless they WANT to be in them.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#18 by Jibble
2005-01-31 17:57:59
Fine, fine.  But individual pictures (preferably taken from a bowtie camera) are a-okay!

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#19 by BobJustBob
2005-01-31 17:58:08
So snapshots of wives alone are okay then?

Dood.
#20 by BobJustBob
2005-01-31 17:59:13
Dammit.

Dood.
#21 by BobJustBob
2005-01-31 17:59:41
For the record, I'm bringing a camera, and nothing and no one is off limits.

Dood.
#22 by Penguinx
2005-01-31 18:01:19
Kneel, jj, it'd be great to meet both of you guys. Kneel, you and I are definitely going to have a night out drinking.

At the end of the day the hatred was able to be smelled. - Ryslin
[Penguinx is] A stupid child. - G-Man
#23 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 18:02:12
Take that up with the gentlemen and their respective old ladies.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#24 by Jibble
2005-01-31 18:02:32
#21 BobJustBob
For the record, I'm bringing a camera, and nothing and no one is off limits.

You do realize how absurdly homosexual that sounds, considering that you're rooming with G-Man.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#25 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 18:03:11
I'm taking a tape measure to see whose liver is more swollen, Px's or KneeL's.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#26 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 18:03:58
Jib-

I think he was setting us up for that.

Bob-

Have you picked the strip club out yet?

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#27 by KneeL
2005-01-31 18:04:47
neilharrott@hotmail.com Coming soon
Penguin...we will be drinking EVERY night! (the days are not out of the equation either.)

#28 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 18:06:40
$10 says KneeL ends up dunk and naked outside of Gallup, New Mexico before his trip is over.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#29 by BobJustBob
2005-01-31 18:10:13
Have you picked the strip club out yet?


I thought that was your department.

Dood.
#30 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 18:12:25
I need to find one that will let me take in my video camera. We should pretend it's part of your bachelor party.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#31 by Ergo
2005-01-31 18:15:12
#30 yotsuya
I need to find one that will let me take in my video camera.

That's going to be tough, if not impossible.

"Abortions for some! Miniature American flags for others!"
DVDs
#32 by Jibble
2005-01-31 18:17:30
Bah, just tell them you're with HBO.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#33 by Ergo
2005-01-31 18:20:06
#32 Jibble
Bah, just tell them you're with HBO.

Good point.

"Abortions for some! Miniature American flags for others!"
DVDs
#34 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 18:23:27
Heh. I'm sure Px's print shop can get me the right credentials.

Ergo-

DId you get the e-mail about the Vegas film idea?

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#35 by Warren Marshall
2005-01-31 18:25:37
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Have you picked the strip club out yet?

I can't recommend staying the fuck away from Sapphires strongly enough.  I have no good recommendations as that was the only club we got to try while down there.

On the plus side, we got a ride back to the hotel with a taxi driver pimp.  He gave us the high pressure sales pitch most of the way back to the hotel.  It was awesome.

"Cheap Garbage Disposal Canít Handle Femur"
#36 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 18:27:30
A real pimp? Cool! What kind of cab was it? Do you think he'd let me tape him? Probably not, come to think of it.

What was wrong with Sapphires?

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#37 by Ergo
2005-01-31 18:28:18
yotsuya--

Check your email.

"Abortions for some! Miniature American flags for others!"
DVDs
#38 by Penguinx
2005-01-31 18:28:30
#27
KneeL


Penguin...we will be drinking EVERY night! (the days are not out of the equation either.)


Agreed. It's hard to find me without a drink in hand nearly any hour of the day while in Vegas.

The night I am picturing will be an extreme version of that sory of tomfoolery. Picture the inability to find your way back to your room due to immense inebriety. I want you pissing yourself in a corner while I asphyxiate on my own vomit.

At the end of the day the hatred was able to be smelled. - Ryslin
[Penguinx is] A stupid child. - G-Man
#39 by Warren Marshall
2005-01-31 18:29:47
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
yot

Ugly girls, terrible stage set up and they didn't appear to have any kind of back/couch room.  That and the fact that not a single stripper approached our table in the hour we were there.  Sucky.

And yeah, he was pimpin'.  We told him the club sucked and he started into, "What kind of girls you like?  I can get you a girl.  You want a girl?  I can have a girl for you in 15 minutes.  Tell me what you want.", while holding his cell phone in the air.  Awesome.

"Cheap Garbage Disposal Canít Handle Femur"
#40 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 18:31:32
Px-

Make sure it's your vomit, and not someone else's. Also, make sure I have the camera rolling.

Warren-

That sounds awesome.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#41 by Shadarr
2005-01-31 18:34:21
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
So, what type of girl did you pick? Don't leave us hanging.

So hip.  So jaded.
#42 by yotsuya
2005-01-31 18:35:41
Shadarr-

Can't you picture Deacon negotiating with the guy?

"Um, can she give injections?"

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#43 by LPMiller
2005-01-31 20:18:47
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
Ah, to be unemployed in Germany

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#44 by Chunkstyle
2005-01-31 20:21:32
What a country.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#45 by Shadarr
2005-01-31 20:23:17
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
The government had considered making brothels an exception on moral grounds, but decided that it would be too difficult to distinguish them from bars.

I want to go to a German bar.

So hip.  So jaded.
#46 by E-ph0nk
2005-01-31 20:26:32
http://www.electrophonk.be
or how to hoax a story

#47 by E-ph0nk
2005-01-31 20:27:42
http://www.electrophonk.be
No-one really believed this, right?  I mean.. Seriously.

#48 by Chunkstyle
2005-01-31 20:27:59
Well, it is Germany...

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#49 by Jibble
2005-01-31 20:29:51
State mandated forced prostitution.  Brilliance.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#50 by G-Man
2005-01-31 20:30:23
#40 yotsuya
That sounds awesome.

You know that you sound like an oversexed twelve year old when you start drooling over the idea of strippers and prostitutes etc, right? Aren't you married? Why are you always talking about shooting porn, hiring girls, ogling strippers etc?
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