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Second Annual PlanetCrap Troll Of The Year Awards
December 7th 2004, 02:48 CET by m0nty

It's that time of the year again, where we reward those valiant souls who amused, annoyed and entertained us during the year with their attempts at goading us into giving them undeserved attention. And before you ask, yes you are ALL nominated.

You are all asked to declare a winner in any of the following categories. The 2003 inaugural winners are listed in brackets after each category (judged solely by m0nty since none of you rat bastards bothered to debate it last time). Those categories in the PlanetCrap Division must have happened on planetcrap.com, but others may have occured outside the site. Nominations may be made for specific instances, or for individuals or groups for a sustained effort over 2004.

FOREIGN DIVISION
Most Effective Vapourware Announcement (dolomite/lexx for Doom for Columbine)
Most Infuriating Forum Post By A Developer (George Broussard)
Best Troll By A Publisher Executive (Scott Miller)
Best Troll In A Blog (Greg Costikyan)

PLANETCRAP DIVISION
PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll (Sister Love)
PlanetCrap's Least Comprehensible Troll (Ryslin)
PlanetCrap's Most Literate Troll (jafd)
PlanetCrap's Best Multiclass Troll [e.g. Dev/Troll, Journo/Troll] (Warren Marshall)
PlanetCrap's Most Rabid Fanboi (Charles)
PlanetCrap's Best User of Cliches To Deflect Trolls (Warren Marshall)
PlanetCrap's Best Cliche-spawning Troll (Bailey)
PlanetCrap's Most Predictable Troll (The_Joker)
PlanetCrap's Most Imaginative Troll (Bailey)
PlanetCrap's Best Use Of Technical Jargon In A Troll (G-Man)
PlanetCrap's Best Political Correctness Troll (Caryn)
Best Troll In A PlanetCrap Topic (m0nty)
PlanetCrap's Most Witty Troll (Bailey)
PlanetCrap's Most Convincing Conversion From Troll To Human (Your Friend)
PlanetCrap's Best New Troll (dolomite/lexx)
PlanetCrap's Trolling Lifetime Achievement Award (Chella Kline)
PlanetCrap's Best Single Troll Post (dolomite/lexx)
PlanetCrap's Best Troll (jafd)
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#1 by Ergo
2004-12-07 02:49:36
My vote was the winnar? Oh, boy.

m0nty, most of your nominations suck.

Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
DVDs
#2 by Jibble
2004-12-07 02:54:10
I won nothing, which means this is all a mockery of a sham to begin with.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#3 by Leslie Nassar
2004-12-07 02:55:43
http://departmentofinternets.com
i'm voting for george w. bush

My favorite band sucks.
#4 by BobJustBob
2004-12-07 02:56:37
Where's the "Planetcrap's Best Trolling By Someone Who Wasn't Trolling" category, with me as the winner?

Dood.
#5 by McBain
2004-12-07 02:57:41
Are those nominations or winnars?!

www.dailyhowler.com is the single most important website that Americans should read every day.
"The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."
#6 by G-Man
2004-12-07 02:58:24
I think they are past winners in monty fantasy troll league.
#7 by Shadarr
2004-12-07 03:13:08
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
There's not much point giving all those awards to Warren.  Actually, there's not that much point giving out all those awards, period.

Joker is TOTY for the Titor thing.

Time for your holiday mouthraping
#8 by Duality
2004-12-07 03:23:09
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
Wudi thinks I should be Troll of the Year.

I WANT TO WIN!  I WANT TO BE SOMEBODY, NOT SOMEBODY'S FOOL!

I vote Duality as TOTY.
-Wudi
#9 by Your Friend
2004-12-07 03:26:21
I vote for myself in all categories.

From the distance I can see a huge holographic Ronald McDonald walking between the grain elevators and trees.  Oh.... if I had the money I'd have them make one of those of me and I'd send myself to stalk the landscape and scare everybody.
#10 by Shadarr
2004-12-07 03:28:57
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
You've never been a good troll.

Time for your holiday mouthraping
#11 by Charles
2004-12-07 03:29:57
www.bluh.org
i don't understand my nomination

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-SO-LONG-FUCKER!
#12 by Penguinx
2004-12-07 03:30:56
Little do you all know that my real name is Sandra and I'm from a Hong Kong.

Mr. Glover would like to wish you a happy holiday.
#13 by Penguinx
2004-12-07 03:36:39
And apparently Hong Kong is not a unique place, but one of many Hong Kongs.

Mr. Glover would like to wish you a happy holiday.
#14 by yotsuya
2004-12-07 03:40:07
I'm putting together the first annual PlanetCrap Secret Santa Thingie. Interested? Send me an e-mail at yotsuya@gmail.com.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#15 by Shadarr
2004-12-07 03:50:46
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I'm not a big fan of Secret Santa's.  We did that at work, I did some asking and got my person something they really wanted.  I got chocolate.  I hate chocolate.

Time for your holiday mouthraping
#16 by yotsuya
2004-12-07 03:52:01
Well, I figured since we're an on-line community, we'd exchange gift certificates. Again, if you're interested, yotsuya@gmail.com. Deadline is this Wednesday.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#17 by BobJustBob
2004-12-07 04:11:25
If any of you actually read the topic, you'd see that the names listed were last year's winners. This year's winners have not been decided yet.

Dood.
#18 by Leslie Nassar
2004-12-07 04:14:39
http://departmentofinternets.com
shut up, n00b.

My favorite band sucks.
#19 by hangedmanAG
2004-12-07 04:18:11
www.livejournal.com/users/hangedman_ag/
PlanetCrap's Best Single Troll Post (dolomite/lexx)

I don't get it.  That post was in 2003.

I think there should be one TOTY award, and I think Joker should get it for 2004

S'right
#20 by hangedmanAG
2004-12-07 04:18:43
www.livejournal.com/users/hangedman_ag/
If any of you actually read the topic, you'd see that the names listed were last year's winners. This year's winners have not been decided yet.

Oh.  I suck.

S'right
#21 by Caryn
2004-12-07 04:20:36
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
And I still don't get what makes me the nominess for the Political Correctness category. What do I say ever that's PC?

Spiritual life can be regarded as a course of gradual recovery from the addiction to the peculiar type of awareness that splits everything into subject and object. - George Feuerstein
#22 by Your Friend
2004-12-07 04:23:26
I'm winning most of these categories 1-0.

Bow down, bitches!

From the distance I can see a huge holographic Ronald McDonald walking between the grain elevators and trees.  Oh.... if I had the money I'd have them make one of those of me and I'd send myself to stalk the landscape and scare everybody.
#23 by Hugin
2004-12-07 04:25:28
lmccain@nber.org
And if Caryn is actually politically correct, how does she beat me?  Pfft.
#24 by Caryn
2004-12-07 04:25:44
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
nominess? What the hell am I drinking?

Spiritual life can be regarded as a course of gradual recovery from the addiction to the peculiar type of awareness that splits everything into subject and object. - George Feuerstein
#25 by McBain
2004-12-07 04:26:52
If I start a God discussion here am I teh winnar?

www.dailyhowler.com is the single most important website that Americans should read every day.
"The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."
#26 by Your Friend
2004-12-07 04:27:08
You're drinking the politically correct Kool-Aid, you dirty hippie.

From the distance I can see a huge holographic Ronald McDonald walking between the grain elevators and trees.  Oh.... if I had the money I'd have them make one of those of me and I'd send myself to stalk the landscape and scare everybody.
#27 by Your Friend
2004-12-07 04:28:04
If God is so goddamn smart, why didn't he implement save anywhere?  He had over 1.5 gigabytes to do it.

From the distance I can see a huge holographic Ronald McDonald walking between the grain elevators and trees.  Oh.... if I had the money I'd have them make one of those of me and I'd send myself to stalk the landscape and scare everybody.
#28 by McBain
2004-12-07 04:31:53
If God is so smart, why is the land of cocaine and orgies in my head so much more fun than this one?  Isn't the land of endless harmless coke and orgies heaven?  I thought he was a loving God.

www.dailyhowler.com is the single most important website that Americans should read every day.
"The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."
#29 by yotsuya
2004-12-07 04:33:15
God made you the bitches. It's up to you to figure out how to get their panties off.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#30 by Shadarr
2004-12-07 04:33:36
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Who allegedly chose the winners from last year?  monty?  Because I don't remember there being a PC Troll award last year.

Time for your holiday mouthraping
#31 by yotsuya
2004-12-07 04:33:45
Uh, it says that in the Bible, somewhere.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#32 by McBain
2004-12-07 04:37:39
God made you the bitches. It's up to you to figure out how to get their panties off.

Orgies!  Not this "pick one and stick with her" shit.  Besides, then me makes it so coke makes your heart explode and orgies give you herpes.  I'd rather not take Valtrex the rest of my life.

www.dailyhowler.com is the single most important website that Americans should read every day.
"The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."
#33 by yotsuya
2004-12-07 04:39:56
Are you channeling Bagofmice right now, McBain?

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#34 by McBain
2004-12-07 04:41:02
Are you channeling Bagofmice right now, McBain?

Who is that?

www.dailyhowler.com is the single most important website that Americans should read every day.
"The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."
#35 by yotsuya
2004-12-07 04:42:28
And I just bought myself an early XMas present!

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#36 by yotsuya
2004-12-07 04:42:52
Bagofmice.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#37 by McBain
2004-12-07 04:45:31
I guessed that, but wasn't sure.

www.dailyhowler.com is the single most important website that Americans should read every day.
"The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."
#38 by m0nty
2004-12-07 05:44:14
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
I made the original nominations last year, and in the absence of any serious input from anyone else, I decided the award winners myself. Maybe this year you guys can chew it over.
#39 by Duality
2004-12-07 05:46:00
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
#16 yotsuya
Well, I figured since we're an on-line community, we'd exchange gift certificates. Again, if you're interested, yotsuya@gmail.com. Deadline is this Wednesday.

How much are we talkin' here?

And is this going to turn into gift certs to Newegg for everyone or something?

I vote Duality as TOTY.
-Wudi
#40 by Chunkstyle
2004-12-07 06:00:51
Joker wins for the Titor thing, and the 9/11 conspiracy thing, and months and months of diatribe leading up to the elections.  A fine showing from a fine troll.

Caryn wins for most politically correct because she has the least Y chromosomes of a regular poster.  Least penises, too.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#41 by LPMiller
2004-12-07 06:02:57
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
I feel should earn an award of some kind for the whole faith discussion.

When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
#42 by Chunkstyle
2004-12-07 06:03:46
(Hugin's run for most politically correct was held down by The Man)

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#43 by Duality
2004-12-07 06:09:33
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
I thought it was held down by The Woman.

I vote Duality as TOTY.
-Wudi
#44 by yotsuya
2004-12-07 06:09:39
I figure $10 per person. Not too much, but still enough to get a paperback, put towards a game, CD, DVD, or 10 copies of Daikatana. I'd leave it up to each person to decide what they want to give.

Just a thought. I think it'd be fun.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#45 by Charles
2004-12-07 06:14:51
www.bluh.org
so what did I win last year for

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-SO-LONG-FUCKER!
#46 by Leslie Nassar
2004-12-07 06:18:16
http://departmentofinternets.com
ennui

My favorite band sucks.
#47 by m0nty
2004-12-07 06:26:24
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Charles, you won last year's Rabid Fanboi TOTY for your slobbering admiration of DX2 in the face of all evidence of its suckitude.
#48 by Matt Perkins
2004-12-07 06:31:24
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I also feel LP should win an award...of some sort, for something.


And what about me, I'm the best damn...something or other...!

"She told me to tell you to quit being such an anal-retentive pussy."- Ergo
#49 by Penguinx
2004-12-07 06:36:47
Hardware tease?

Mr. Glover would like to wish you a happy holiday.
#50 by Matt Perkins
2004-12-07 06:55:03
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
That's a good one.  Though I hear he puts out from time to time...

"She told me to tell you to quit being such an anal-retentive pussy."- Ergo
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